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The Being from Klystron 7!

		Witness my superior dance moves pitiful Earth creatures! Male 36 years old GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA United States Last Login: 5/14/2009

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The Being from Klystron 7!'s Interests

General	Klystronian literature, Earth-produced alcoholic beverages, robotic manipulation, Death Rays, the squishy parts of Earth females, exploring the subterranean caverns of Earth, Buck Rogers' overly-engorged fatty corpuscles
Music	Primarily experimental compositions from the Klystronian outerlying worlds, however I do find some Earth machine-produced "electronic" music pleasing, such as "Warm Leatherette" by The Normal. The colder the better, as I always say.
Movies	Creature With The Atom Brain, Invasion Of The Saucer Men, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, Laserblast, Barbarella
Television	Invader Zim, Julia Child, Boohbah, C-Span, C-Span 2
Books	"How To Seduce A Earth Humanoid Female" by Dr. Slotch
Heroes	Auckulon of Klystron 3, Beckinstron of Klystron 6 (outerlying moon K5, unincorporated)

The Being from Klystron 7!'s Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Klystron 7
Body type:	7' 1"
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Occupation:	Lab assistant to Mad Scientist, Lenny Pearlman

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About me:

My name is unpronounceable in the human tongue. You may address me as The Being from Klystron 7!

For reasons which shall not be disclosed here, I have been banished from Klystron 7 to live my tormented life on the outer rim worlds. I have chosen Earth as my current home, living in the mysterious subterranean underworld of your cities. Occasionally I exit my lair at night, exploring my nocturnal tendencies.

My current roommate is crimefighter/vigilante, The Blind Guy. He doesn't know I'm an alien though (because he's blind), so don't tell him. I've got a sweet deal on rent, and I can park my flying saucer in one of the lower-level caverns.

Anyway, you must fear me Earth humans! I posesss the intellect of a thousand worlds! Human females are inexplicably drawn to my superior pheremonal glands!

Yessssss....

Who I'd like to meet:

Buck Rogers, so I can extract his overly-engorged fatty corpuscles! I have devised a neutronic hand-blaster, which shall be fueled by his sufficiently saturated caloric deposits.

The Being from Klystron 7!'s Friend Space (Top 30)

The Being from Klystron 7! has 103 friends.

Electronic SubSouth

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freezepop

Girls on Film

GOUDRON

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the March of Time

MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO

Miss Pussycat

My Robot Friend

THE NORMAL

Oddknock

QUINTRON

räuberhöhle (ロイバーヒューレ)

The Spore Cloud From Planet M-67

TeamPlastique

toxic lipstick

The Viirus

Sarcastic

Yip-Yip

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The Being from Klystron 7!'s Friends Comments

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Mad-Calico-Jess	Oct 30 2009 3:11 PM I hope you have a spirited birth(?) day, TBFK7.
OBFUSION	Oct 29 2009 8:27 PM Hallo K7, Gelukkige verjaardag !
Earl the Magic Potato	Oct 24 2009 12:45 AM And, my friend "Being" ... a big Happy Birthday cake for you ... Earl
TeamPlastique	Oct 13 2009 2:12 PM Team Plastique Live Video from Behind bars, London, England...* Adult Warning *
Oddknock	Jun 13 2009 5:49 PM
Dan Mcguire	May 7 2009 3:52 PM
Sarcastic	Apr 28 2009 3:35 PM You are in this! You will like that we got your 'good side' on film!
Sarcastic	Mar 22 2009 3:05 PM Tom is wondering why we are not on your top list. He is offended. The LWA could care less you did not buy any of his 'BONE CHIPS'
Earl the Magic Potato	Feb 23 2009 2:50 AM Was it Buck Rogers you watched, or was it wilma Deering?
Dani~Dani	Jan 9 2009 10:21 PM
Electronic SubSouth	Jan 8 2009 3:39 AM
Sidecar Racer	Nov 2 2008 9:50 PM
räuberhöhle (ロイバーヒューレ)	Oct 30 2008 4:52 PM ♥ HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ♥
Mad-Calico-Jess	Oct 30 2008 1:52 PM Wishing you razzberries and the backwards victory sign from Margaret Thatcher for your 'birth' day.
[Crick]	Oct 27 2008 7:53 AM
Hu-Man	Oct 22 2008 4:22 AM I would respond if your transphasic movements were not giving me seizures...
Electronic SubSouth	Oct 17 2008 1:44 AM Hey pal, how's your finger?
Dr. Slotch	Oct 8 2008 7:35 PM Hey buddy.
alGARhythm	Oct 6 2008 2:34 AM Shake it more than twice and yer playin' with it.
Earl the Magic Potato	Sep 19 2008 6:22 PM I am so excited that I, Super spud, have been chosen from the multitudes as one of your best friends. I'm going to go out and get MASHED!!!! My friends in Idaho will be so jealous ... they will rot in the fields!!
Killer Robots!	Sep 13 2008 3:06 AM We're proud to announce the first trailer for the KILLER ROBOT MOVIE! The Killer Robots Movie Trailer
Earl the Magic Potato	Aug 30 2008 2:19 AM I want a black "Being" T-shirt (size regular)for Xmas!!!! The picture should have Mr. Spagandy on it also. Signed ... Earl the Potato
EARTH EMPIRE	Aug 27 2008 5:11 AM Greetings! The dance-off was excellent! We are again blessed by your presence! We look forward to more of your superior intellect! Do you know of the intelligence known as MR. KEEMA??? He is another Alien being that has communicated with us.......
Earl the Magic Potato	Aug 6 2008 11:42 PM Hail Being ... I approach you humbly ... and hope not to incur your wrath ... my question is material ... I know you only like 3-boobed earth women (of which there are few) ... and have no desire for $$$ .. Myself, i like multi-eyed earth women ... however, humbly again, are you selling any t-shirts with your glorious self on them? I am a size "L" .. potato size, of course. Sincerely ... Your with all Spudship ... Gomo Lopez (Mr. Potatoheads 3rd cousin, once removed ... to a potato salad ... I hope not)
Electronic SubSouth	Jul 15 2008 5:34 AM Thanks for being one of our biggest supporters, Being!

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