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- 2 years ago
- 2 years ago
- Joe2 years ago
Hey, here's a compilation of art done for the Shi art contest I had a while back. I made it comic style and put it to a song that fits Shi perfectly. Hope you enjoy it.
- Joe - Walter Eian Ingalls3 years ago
Hey, thank you and welcome!! hope you're having a great day!
- 3 years ago
- Joe3 years ago
What does it take to be a hero? A superhero? The greatest of all superheroes? Are they born wrapped in a cape destined for greatness or is it something that can be taught? This epic book, "Omni - History Begins", explains all that and more. It's full of plot twists and action that will keep you on the edge of your chair from the moment you start till the time you finish. This is an audiobook that we have made of it. The begining of the book starts on "The Prelude". I hope you enjoy it.
- Joe
Because I hit the limit of videos per playlist I made a second one that has the last bit of the book. - 3 years ago
- Zombie Hoard3 years ago
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ZH - 3 years ago
- Grampaw Meeker3 years ago
thank you for the addition my boy
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Movies
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Books
Here's where people try to impress you with the amount of shit they've read. Like if they list enough books here, they'll prove their intellect. But as Henry Rollins said, "the only people who try to impress you with their intellect are those who don't have one."
That said, I read mostly comic books and technical manuals. Take that as you will.Heroes
I want to have beers with Jack Burton, Kid Rock, Dave Attell, and Bill Hicks. But one is fictional, and another is dead. So there goes that dream. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Latest Blog Entries
- Nov 30, 2006 12:41 AM I should be working
- Oct 25, 2006 7:12 AM Survey
- Aug 30, 2006 12:51 AM Adult Survey
- Aug 17, 2006 6:23 AM High School Survey
- Jun 20, 2006 7:02 PM Wheeee!
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About me:
One time, back in 8th grade, Peggy Marquardt turned to me in the middle of homeroom and said, "Oh shut up, Kevin. You think you know everything, but you really don't know jack shit."A more succint and penetrating description of me has yet to be made.
Who I'd like to meet:
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Biographical Data
Real Name:Kevin McShane
Former Aliases:Diddy, McShizzle, McShame, The Gentleman Masher
Dual Identity:Captain Jackass
Occupation:Captain of a pirate ship crewed by big breasted women
Identity:Publicly known
Citizenship:United States of America
Legal Status:No criminal record
Place of Birth:Bethesda, MD
Marital Status:Single
Group Affliations:Lobrau Productions, Cup of Tea, Trophy Wife, Improv Olympic West
Base of Operations:Los Angeles, CA
First Appearance:Two Fisted Tales of Justice No. 8 (July, 1978)
Education:MFA (Filmmaking), Florida State University, Class of 2002
BA (C.R.A.P.), Oberlin College, Class of 2000
High school diploma, Georgetown Prepatory School, Class of 1996
BA (C.R.A.P.), Oberlin College, Class of 2000
High school diploma, Georgetown Prepatory School, Class of 1996
Tastes
Music:Zeppelin, Sinatra, Elvis, Wu-Tang Clan, The Black Keys
Movies:Coen Bros., Wes Anderson, Howard Hawks, John Carptenter, Japanese Horror, Dickhead Comedies, and Movies Where a Motley Crew of Real Men Band Together to Overcome Impossible Odds
Television:Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Insomniac, SNL, TRL, Freakazoid!, Home Movies, VH-1's Top 100 Greatest What Have You
Books:David Lapham, Frank Cho, Chris Van Allsburg, Ben Edlund, Douglas Adams, and a rare little mini-comic called "Understanding Minicomics"
Physical Description
Height:5'10"
Weight/Build:165lbs./Body Builder
Eyes:Two, Blue
Hair:Brown, Greying
Hairline:Receeding, slowly
Other Distinguishing Features:Surgical scar, lower right leg.
Powers and Abilities
Intelligence:Gifted
Strength:Enhanced Human
Speed:Normal Human
Stamina:Superhuman (with a -wink- to the ladies)
Durability:Enhanced Human
Agility:Normal Human
Fighting Skills:A rare combination of drunken haymakers, sucker punches, and old-timey fisticuffs
Special Skills and Abilities:Ability to fix photocopiers, load dishwashers correctly, and stand in the worst spot possible at bars and nightclubs
Superpowers:Superhuman ability to procrastinate
Source of Superhuman Powers:Pabst Blue Ribbon, Jack Daniels, Gamma Rays
History
In 1976, Tom Curry, a lonely lighthouse keeper, rescued a woman from a hurricane. How is not important. While nursing her back to health, Curry fell in love with the woman, whose name was Atlanna. The two married and had a son, whom they named Arthur. As a child, Arthur discovered he had the ability to breathe underwater and the telepathic power to command all creatures of the sea. When Arthur was six, his mother revealed on her deathbed that she was an outcast from the then-hidden sunken city of Atlantis. With his father's help, young Arthur began training to use his unique abilities. Arthur used his remarkable aquatic superpowers to fight crime and was dubbed "Aquaman" by the media.
Kevin McShane lived across the street from Arthur.
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- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Bethesda, MD - back when it was reasonable
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 10" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Undecided
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Foreman at a chocolate factory run by hookers
Schools
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Florida State University
- Tallahassee, FLORIDA
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Master's Degree
- Major: Filmmaking
- Clubs: drinking too much
sleeping too little
2000 to 2002 -
Oberlin College
- Oberlin, OHIO
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Computer Related Art Produciton (C.R.A.P.)
- Clubs: Sunshine Scouts
1996 to 2000 -
Georgetown Preparatory School
- N. Bethesda, MARYLAND
- Graduated: 1996
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: Getting on the faculty's nerves
- Clubs: AP Art, School newspaper, Tech Theater, Yearbook, Lit Mag, Big Brother, Varsity Football, National Honors Society
I was a walking fucking college application.
1992 to 1996
Companies
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Seattle Seven
- Seattle, Washington US
- Me and six other guys
1968-1972 -
Lobrau Productions
- Los Angeles, CA US
- Grand Poobah
1996-Present
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