William Ramsey

About me:

..: 30 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE ADDING ME AS A FRIEND :..

1. I love Snowboarding.

2. I am often described as loud.

3. I have been known to spaz at random.

4. I love pizza.

5. I like to eat Chef Boyardee cold and straight out of the can.

6. I have a less-than-rational fear of line dancing.

7. I'm easily distrac

8. I have accumulated several nicknames including(but not limited to): Ramz, iRamz, Spiderman, Loofah, Pharoah, Matrix, Oreo, and Blade.

9. Once, when asked to introduce myself, I informed my entire unit that I was black.
---I am bad at first impressions.

10. In high school I used to threaten people with an eye kicking.
---A few years later I delivered said kick on accident.
---Sorry Tony!

11. My favorite(running) TV show is LOST.

12. I've been known to rebel against girl scout cookie sales.

13. The letter Q upsets me.

14. I like to drink Mudslides when I'm "chillin".

15. In AIT, I once fell a sleep while standing up, with my arms crossed.
---The laughter of the class woke me up.
---The next day I was sent to sick call to be tested for narcolepsy.
---I fell asleep in the waiting room and missed my number being called.

16. When I was about four I burned my hand when I placed it onto a stovetop right after my mom finished cooking.
--- That was dumb.

17. I can bend my back so far that I can touch the floor.
---I am not really sure how I discovered that.

18. I love my friends, and have told them all this on many a drunken occasion.

19. Sometimes I feel the sudden need to just yell, "WOOOOOOOOO!!" at the top of my lungs.
---I often go with the feeling.
---I get stared at alot.

20. I believe that Emu's are really just dirty Ostriches and therefore do not deserve to be labeled their own species.
---I have found no scientific evidence to disprove this.
---A negative person would point out the fact that I haven't looked.
---Negative people disturb me.

21. I find humor funny.

22. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(see number 3)

23. Whenever I play sports, the terms "dangerous", "jumping/sliding/diving", "freakin' hurricane/tornado", "crazy", "all over the place" and "*expletive deleted* kill somebody" are often used by an uncanny number of people to describe me.
---UPDATE: My friend Doza, reminded me that the same terms are used when I'm dancing too...

24. Apparently running in front of the Post Office screaming "THE TURKEYS HAVE COLD FINGERS!!" is considered abnormal behavior on Army Posts here in Germany.
---Who knew?

25. Another time when I was asked to tell something about myself, I proceeded to tell the listening party that "I love chicken."
---Apparently this is not a suitable answer for a military board.

26. My favorite party shot is the U-boat. (Although I have yet to go to a party where anyone knew what that was...)

27. Games I'm not good at include:
---The Quiet Game
---Red Light, Green Light
---Hide and Go To Sleep

28. There IS a madness to my methods.

29. Boredom can be dangerous when used in conjunction with the internet, a cellphone, wine/Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and..or Toaster Strudels.
---Or so I've heard...

30. Sometimes I do not make sense at all.

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

LMAO!!