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MusicDonovan (Leitch), Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, Nick Mason, David Gilmour, Rick Wright, The Who, Frank Black and the Catholics, Frank Black, Pixies, POE (Annie Danielewski), Led Zeppelin, Pist-On, Ramones, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Serge Gainsbourg, Sisters of Mercy, Tommy James and the Shondells, The Zombies, The Animals, Cream, Kiss, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Spinners, ABBA, 311, SEAL, Van Halen, Shakira, The Cult, Southern Death Cult, Death Cult, Modest Mouse, Queens of the Stone Age, Slipknot, The Smiths, The Cure, Urge Overkill, Nash Kato, Anthrax, Siouxie and the Banshees, The Apex Theory, the Breeders, Bad Brains, David Bowie, David Lee Roth, Bad Religion, The Mighty Revelators, Depeche Mode, Peter Frampton, Kyuss, Goblin, Iron Maiden, Graham Parker, Bruce Springsteen, The Kinks, Lenny Kravitz, Terrence Trent D'Arby, Sade, Sunflower Sutra... More at the website...

"Love is Hot!
(Love is Hot!)
Truth is MOLTEN! -
GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL...
Was My
Name Now!"

-Donovan
"Barabajagal"


"I guess you didn't see that sky... When the clouds all turned to aisles! I was glad when you couldn't hear my nervous laughter when you shouted and you cursed!
Fourthly, you're suspect!
Thirdly, you don't get!
Secondly, you've got NO RESPECT!
And Finally you're not the FIRST!"

-Frank Black
"Solid Gold"


"And though you dont believe that they do
They do come true
For did my dreams
Come true when
I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe
You too might be
Overjoyed,
over loved,
over me!


And though the odds
say improbable
What do they know
For in romance
All true love needs
is a chance
And maybe with a chance you will find
You too like I
Overjoyed,
over loved,
over you,
over you!"

-Stevie Wonder
"Overjoyed"


"Never again will I repeat myself. Enough is never enough. Never again will I repeat myself!"

-Queens of the Stone Age
"I'm Designer"


"She said, 'there's something about you, And neon lights always glow hot. Baby we can see this through, Just give me all the strength you've got.'"

-RAMONES
"Strength to Endure"


"They don't know what you're doing
Babe, it must be art!"

-U2
" Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"


MoviesAny Shakespeare adaptation of Quality, Any Zombie film of absolutely no Quality (Especially if it stars Margi Newton)... Hell, why am I even writing this, check out http://www.WorldsGreatestCritic.com, which says it better than this ever would...
TelevisionLost, The Venture Bros., Desperate Housewives, KOLCHAK, Twin Peaks, Dark Angel, Night Stalker, Star Trek (Even the bad ones), Firefly, Simpsons, Farscape, Alias, 24, South Park, Buffy, Angel, the X-Files, The 4400, LEXX, that one HBO show about the strippers, Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Lost In Space... again, more at the website...
BooksThe Bible, Foundation, Watership Down, Rosemary's Baby... all sorts of crap over at realtimecritic.com
HeroesMargi Newton, William Shakespeare, Superman, Frank Black, Ray and Dave Davies, That Guy who was in that Movie that time, Joss Whedon, myself...

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I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar. I embody the Enigma force.... I can't even figure myself out! My day job isn't important, but by night I am the World's Greatest Critic (WorldsGreatestCritic.com). I'm liberal, religious, a family man, and a fan of Rock and Roll, Shakespeare, Punk Rock, Zombie films (especially the bad ones), and Beer!
I listen for your Creme Tangerine I've just seen a face and Montelimat I can't forget The time Footsteps or place where we just met Coming up the drive She's not a girl who misses much...She's just the girl for me and a Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart I want all the world to see we've met I listen for your footsteps

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM oh, yeah! But they don't arriveShe's well acquanted with the Coffee Dessert touch of the velvet hand
yes Like a lizard you know waiting on your knock on a window pane!

The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirror on his dear hobnail boots on my old front door! Had it been another day It's Good News! I don't hear it! I might have looked the other way does it mean you don't love me anymore?

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Falling!DIE... Yes I am Falling!DIE... DIEAnd she keeps calling!!MOTHER SUPERIOR JUMPED THE GUN Just Waiting to hear from Me back again!!
YouHappiness is You! a warm gun!r "request"Don't pass me by! (Bang, bang,Creme Tangerine shoot shoot!)will be reportI've just seen a face!ed as spamDon't make me cry! I can't forget Happiness is a warm gun, yes it And montelimat is, you will be the time or place where we just met!immediately (Bang, bang, shoot shoot a Ginger Sling!)deletedDon't make me blue!, andShe's just the girl for me and When I hold you In my ARMS...I will pay And I want the local covenwith to add you toAll the world a Pineapple Heart ! 'Cause you know, Coffee Dessert Darlin', yes, you know it's good news! their "TOAnd I feel My Finger on YOUR TRIGGER, BE SACRIFICED:" list.To See I love only you!
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Jun 30 2009 1:31 AM

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Jun 11 2009 7:50 PM

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May 23 2009 5:50 AM

All hail The World's Greatest Critic!

Caught T4 at the local AMC.  Better than T3 despite the evil PG-13 rating! 
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