Jesus Hannibal Christ
"The Prince Of All Darkness And Evil"

Male
40 years old
LONG BEACH, California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Jesus Hannibal Christ's Interests
MoviesI would have to say that about 90% of everything released after 2000 is absolute crap. This goes triple for George Lucas' new Star Wars trilogy. However, there have been some uncommon examples of truly great filmmaking recently: The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, American Beauty, Saw 1 and 2, V For Vendetta and a few others I can't really think of right now.
TelevisionAmerican Idol must DIE, as well as most network TV shows. Most of my favorite shows have long since been cancelled. I do like South Park, The Sopranos, Penn And Teller's Bullsh*t, Real Time with Bill Maher, most of the shows on The History Channel and any show that features Poker. Among the shows that are no longer with us (thank God for DVD), I like Kung Fu, Married...With Children, Magnum P.I., The A-Team, I Love Lucy, All In The Family, Sanford And Son, The Jeffersons, Monty Python's Flying Curcus, The Munsters and Sex And The City. Did I mention that Ameican Idol must be stopped? At all costs?
BooksToo many to mention.
HeroesMost of my heroes are either figuratively or literally dead.

     Jesus Hannibal Christ's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent

   Jesus Hannibal Christ's Schools
Durango High School
Durango, CO
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1986
Durango High School
Durango, CO
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1986



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   Jesus Hannibal Christ's Blurbs
About me:
I'm the lead singer of Electric Funeral, the ultimate tribute to classic Black Sabbath, based in Southern California. I live to make as much noise onstage as possible and sing as many songs as I can. I collect vinyl records, mostly from the golden age of metal, the 70's and 80's. I also collect books, DVD's, CD's and bootleg shows in most any format. I've written one book (as yet unpublished) and am working on two more, as well as a collection of poems and lyrics I've used in original songs over the years. I'm a nice guy, which has proven to be more of a liability than an asset. In addition to playing and performing music, I like to read, write, watch movies and listen to just about anything. One of my favorite things to do is get onstage with a friend's band and sing songs with them. If I think of anything else, I'll put it in later.
Who I'd like to meet:
Hmmm. I've met a lot of the people I wanted to meet. I suppose I'd like to meet George Carlin and Maynard James Keenan.

   


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Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jul 3 2008 11:34 PM

Erinn





Jun 18 2008 7:53 AM

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Hey, I think I can take you down in poker. I set aside some free chips to get you started.

Cash in and play!

hahahaha!

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jun 15 2008 3:19 PM

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jun 15 2008 3:14 PM

Happy Fathers day!
Erinn





Jun 10 2008 9:59 AM

ooooh! It was me that didn't behave...I forgot! No broken nose or black eye though...hehe!

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Erinn





Jun 10 2008 9:40 AM

I still have your pillow!!! Thanks for behaving...well sort of behaving...hehehehehe....ok behaving as well as you could behave, or maybe you didn't behave at all! You were the last one standing right? And I did find strange things in strange places, and someone did leave screaming in the dark and well...damnit Jeff! haha!
Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jun 3 2008 8:38 PM

Dawn





May 31 2008 7:41 PM

Hope you have a kick ass vacation!
Erinn





May 30 2008 11:33 AM

OMG! It's going to be a crazy ass night! Can you behave?
Nikii Swiss





May 26 2008 11:45 AM

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Apr 28 2008 4:17 PM

HEAVEN LEIGH





Apr 28 2008 7:28 AM

Óláfr Hvítinn





Apr 25 2008 11:14 PM

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Apr 24 2008 7:10 AM

Thanks sweetie.Wish I was in Sunny California right now....well I can dream!lol
CZR





Apr 22 2008 8:45 PM

hey man, real sorry for the delay, ive been super busy lately as im applying for LAPD, but i'll fix up the drawing tomorrow and post it,at least by the end of the week for sure
Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Apr 14 2008 11:47 PM

We had to go back for more Testament,and got in free the the second night. I also got some Bass lessons from Greg Christian. fucking killer! we all hung out @ the Raibow,and outside of the Keyclub by the tour bus. check out the pic's. I know there are more too somewhere.
The Paranoid Android





Apr 9 2008 5:36 PM

My first reaction to your friend request was, "Who the hell is this, and should I be afraid?" Thank God it's you Jeff and not some long haired demon guitarist. Wait a minute...you are!
CZR





Apr 9 2008 10:23 AM

Hey Jeff! I put up a newer sketch on the forums! Let me know what you think..m/
wendy





Mar 31 2008 7:23 PM

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Hahahahahahahahaha! How U doin?
Erinn





Mar 17 2008 8:05 PM

...... ..........
Mike... just Mike





Mar 10 2008 7:08 AM

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Feb 25 2008 8:54 PM

hey Jeff - hope all is well. happy belated birthday.

my husband's band is playing this sunday at the House of Blues on Sunset. Hope you can make it...

letum w/ possessed
Erinn





Feb 24 2008 10:30 AM

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Sorry I missed it! How was the concert??? HEHEHEHE!
LB VAGRANT GIRL





Feb 23 2008 7:01 PM

HAPPY 40TH YOUNG FRIEND :)

HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY AND GREAT YEAR

VEGAS IS CALLING YOUR NAME
FlashRock





Feb 23 2008 10:39 AM


Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Feb 22 2008 8:02 PM

Happy Birthday Jeff. remember they flying chicken that night! LOL I can't wait till Queensryche tomorrow night! fuck yeah!
Dave Hall





Feb 22 2008 6:02 PM

Have a great Birthday bro...
Beth





Feb 22 2008 10:48 AM

HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!
Rowland





Feb 19 2008 1:23 AM

Come check out my band Sunday night at DiPiazzas in Long Beach:

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Feb 14 2008 11:10 AM

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Feb 2 2008 11:25 AM

wendy





Jan 29 2008 7:14 PM

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Coincidence? I think not!
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Meanwhile- this is what is REALLY happening!!!
Erinn





Jan 24 2008 8:34 PM

WHOAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jan 15 2008 1:58 PM

Is this cool or what? now if I can just find the rest of friends with the Kiss make up on WOOHOO! LOL!
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Jan 4 2008 4:41 PM

Natalie (Genie) $immons ♥





Jan 3 2008 2:05 AM

Great night! what A way to bring in the New Year. Wealth ,Health, and happiness. Natalie : )
Beth





Jan 2 2008 7:03 PM

HONK IF YOUR JESUS
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Dec 31 2007 3:28 PM

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Dec 31 2007 1:00 PM

Great to see you again!! Show Kicked ASS!!
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Dec 26 2007 11:36 AM

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Dec 20 2007 4:10 AM

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