 |
Wisdom
|
|
|
Greetings Earth People!
Male
102 years old
Florida
United States
Last Login: 9/12/2007
|
|
|
|
View My:
Pics
| Gifts
|
|
|
Wisdom's Interests
|
| General | Please tell me. What is this FASCINATION that earthmen have with skinny earth women who have round bulging protrusions on their chests?!!! My wife, Karaatu Eliipi, has no need or desire for such appendages! We were able to clone our daughter. Can you do that earthlings? Advanced beings have no need for nasty sweaty sex! We forgot how to do it long ago and we don't need these constant reminders of it! | | Music | Eerie space music | | Movies | Star Wars! Some of my best friends look a lot like the characters in the bar scene! | | Heroes | President Bush who is softening up the world for successful domination. Shhhh -- don't tell anyone -- but GW is actually my very smart alien brother, real name 'Ique Tooi'. He's just pretending to be an especially ignorant and goofy human. But, don't worry, we will take GOOD care of everyone after the invasion. And Steven King, Larry King and Rodney King will be given high level advisory positions on ... umm ... human relations. :-| |
|
|
Wisdom's Details
|
| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Body type: | Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Occupation: | Observer |
|
|
![]() |
Wisdom's Latest Blog Entry
[Subscribe to this Blog]
|
"Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?"
(view more)
|
| [View All Blog Entries] |
|
Wisdom's Blurbs |
About me:
Yes. I really am an alien. I have been on this planet for 45 earth years, arriving about a month after your President John F. Kennedy declared that the U.S. would put a man on the moon by the end of the decade. No, I did not assist Wernher Von Braun in any way with his space rocket program. We decided not to interfere in your fledgling efforts to reach into space. You are about a 1000 years behind us.
I come from a planet in the Alpha Centauri system. (That's my home planet in the background above.) The composition of the atmosphere is similar to earth although there is more CO2 and it is much drier & warmer. For that reason, our cities are entirely inside protective bubbles. About 900 years ago, it was cooler and wetter but our industrial age unbalanced things and we had to compensate for a rapidly changing environment. Your planet is a very desirable place to live which is why I am looking it over!
"Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn’t actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe?" ~Ed Wood
"If anything should happen to me, you must go to Gort. You must say these words: 'Klaatu barada nicto'." - Bob Wise
(So wrote my screenwriter buddies, Ed Wood & Bob Wise, who have unusual insight into life on other planets!)
|
Who I'd like to meet:
Many earth people, different sizes, shapes and smells, but not the super hairy ones!
|
|
| Wisdom's Friend Space (Top 3) |
|
![]()
|
|
