I am Terry Nutkins - you know, him off of The Really Wild Show a few years back, when i presented with the lovely Michaela Strachan and Chris Packham (lisp). I also dabbled with Animal Magic - good times..
My life in sentences: I was born in Salford, Lancashire. I had two of my fingers bitten off by an otter when I was a young'un (about 15). The otter was owned by Gavin Maxwell - him who wrote Ring of Brightwater. I now live in Manchester and write nature books, do a bit of TV here and there and tend to my famous balding mullet.
Who I'd like to meet:
Bill Oddie. And then I'd like to rip his lips off.