Hi, we're BENJAMIN'S ESOTERIC HAIRPEACE - clever name, huh? We're a bunch of students from Konkerbury University who realised our immense talents lay in the rock arena and we are therefore pledged to spend our mortal days forging audio genius for the adoration of our legion fans. We are the critically-acclaimed Uber Zeitgeist songsmiths of the new musical era. MNE called us "the best band ever to have walked the planet. Fact." And we won first place at the fabled 'Rock Off Music Club' in Konkerbury, before securing a 7 album deal with EMI. But don't for one moment think that this makes us sell outs. No way. Far from it. We recognise the importance of musical elitism, and we'll protect this principle right down to our hallowed skinny jeans and snakeskin shoes. So, no you can't be our friend. We don't want any friends on our MySpace list, so don't bother even asking. Buy our music, review it in obscure Indie magazines, but DON'T TELL ANYONE! All our albums are limited releases on vinyl, and our forthcoming tour will be recorded and available to buy on Betamax only. The Mainstream is filth! We are the Musically Pure!
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