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◊  God Hates Vacuum Cleaners (read)
◊  Operation: Kill the Poor People (read)
◊  I’m an April Fooz (read)
◊  Feminists: I Support You Like the Bra You Never Had (read)
◊  Australian-American-Australian (read)
◊  My plea surrounding The Colbert Report & The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (read)
◊  Love is Evol (Backwards) (read)
◊  Wait Less Weight Loss (read)
◊  Not Knocked Up (read)
◊  A Moment Called Life (read)
◊  Friday Night Goals & Resolutions (read)
◊  Day 1 in New Zealand (read)
◊  Ohio, I Never Meant to Hurt You (read)
◊  Finally, A Bridge Even Bush Can't Burn (read)
◊  I'm Gooder Than Superman (read)
◊  Wondering about the New Seven Wonders of the World (read)
◊  Juan-a-be Drug Lord (read)
◊  10 Ways to Ruin a First Date – Edited by Ian (Me) (read)
◊  Movie Review: Transformers (read)
◊  Fashion Designers are Retarded (read)
◊  My Radical Pick-up Line  (read)
◊  The Love Formula © (read)
◊  Commercial Sounding Board (read)
◊  A 'Special' Award (read)
◊  Stereotypical Nonsense (read)
◊  My First Bike (A Video Blog) (read)
◊  God Loves a Sinner, But the Asshole Hates Me (read)
◊  Discoved: China's Great Wall; Not So Great (read)
◊   I Enjoy Shoes That Fit (read)
◊   A Guys Poem of Love (read)
◊   Come Party With Me Tonight  (read)
◊   Adam-Bombing America (read)
◊   A Vasectomy Story or Moi Noight ahn'da Peace (<<< Aussie Accent Mate) (read)
◊   Naming Convention (read)
◊   One Step at a Time (read)
◊   Aphew Randumb Thinks (read)
◊   Good God I'm Sweet (read)
◊   How To Spot & Defeat Suicide Bombers (read)
◊   Who Nose? I Thought It Was A Booger, But It Snot! (read)
◊   Dear Mr. St. Valentines (read)
◊   I Still... (read)
◊   44/4+14 Forehead Facts (read)
◊   Global Air Conditioning (read)
◊   I Would Rather... (read)
◊  My Fucked Up Dream (read)
◊  My Top 10 Albums (read)
◊  Shopping & Growing Up (read)
◊  The Reason Girls are Stupid (read)
◊  I Almost Wrote a Blog Today (read)
◊  Gay Gene Therapy (read)
◊  My Life Story (read)
◊  How to be Popular (read)
◊  Roblog II (read)
◊  I'm Better Than Everyone (read)
◊  My Dad (read)
◊  Don't Sweat It (read)
◊  My Book Deal (read)
◊  Stereotypical Stereotype (read)
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◊  President Hung-Like-Zebra (read)
◊  Kevin "Freaking" Deleted (read)
◊  Disorganized Crime (read)
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◊  Bar Wars: A New Dope (read)
◊  Austral-Ian (read)
◊  Dick Cheney: Comedian Extraordinaire (read)
◊  Commercial Commercials (read)
◊  Scars of War (read)
◊  Using Piss in Modern English (read)
◊  Kiwi Chicks are to Cry For (read)
◊  Recap of September 2006 (read)
◊  Born Again Virgin (Part VI: Bra Sil) (read)
◊  Roblog (read)
◊  Tila Lover 001 (read)
◊  I Broke, Then Fixed the Ozone... (and might be breaking it again) (read)
◊  My Asics ebay Auction (read)
◊  Ass Beater GT 2000 (read)
◊  Now That's What I Call Crap! Vol. 1 (read)
◊  Something Balboa, Fonix & Dixlesya (read)
◊  Congressman Ian (read)
◊  Walk Like a Goose, Talk Like a Nazi (read)
◊  Labor Day: A Retrospective (read)
◊  Steve Irwin Made Me Sad (read)
◊  Hold That Thought (read)
◊  A Spoiler (read)
◊  Hurricane Renaming (read)
◊  20 Reasons to Love / Hate Me (read)
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◊  Ianomics (read)
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◊  Swimming & Pimping Under the Influence (read)
◊  Chinese Riddle (read)
◊  Comparative Thinking (read)
◊  Understanding Butt Sex (read)
◊  Anti-Ant Christ (read)
◊  Vacation Crap (read)
◊  America: Land of Americans (read)
◊  Pole Patrol (read)
◊  A Butt Story (read)
◊  A Poem: By Ian (Inspired by Bitches) (read)
◊  Hi, You = MyWhore II (read)
◊  Hi, You = MyWhore (read)
◊  How To Spot a Girl on Her Period (read)
◊  Thugs, Drugs, Guns and Pixie Stix (read)
◊  My Holy Ass (read)
◊  I'm Such a Playa (read)
◊  My Funny Status - Six Months In (read)
◊  The Dav-Ian-ci Code (read)
◊  Ian's Skank Flow (read)
◊  Abstract Artists are Butt Holes (read)
◊  Racism, Nuts & Crayons (read)
◊  Pwnedland (read)
◊  The Status of Ian (read)
◊  Brain Damnage (read)
◊  Mastering Murder (read)
◊  How to Pick Up Drunk Chicks (read)
◊  Stephen Colbert > Bush (read)
◊  Mexican Bowling (read)
◊  Modern Mans 4 Basic Food Groups (read)
◊  Wives Beyond My Tears (read)
◊  Activists 8 My Balls (read)
◊  The Cloneian (read)
◊  Ian Houston (read)
◊  Uses for Children (finally) (read)
◊  I Look Like...Who? (read)
◊  Fishing & Seasick (read)
◊  Tender Testicles (read)
◊  Hot Girl / Ugly Friend (read)
◊  I've Been Caught (read)
◊  Lunar-tick (read)
◊  Knockers & Toddlers (read)
◊  Running Joke (read)
◊  I Hate Guys (read)
◊  Fat is Phat (read)
◊  Ian's Memoirs 1994 1996: The McDonalds Years (read)
◊  I Labor for Labor (read)
◊  My Girlfriend: The Terrorist (read)
◊  My Page Was Hacked! By: Stupid (read)
◊  How to Lose a War and Remain Arrogant (read)
◊  The Shit (read)
◊  People I Would Not Fuck With (read)
◊  Strippers Don't Dance, They Just Sit on Their Asses (read)
◊  Idiot Moments (read)
◊  Porn That Blows (read)
◊  I Hate Feet (read)
◊  Russian to Leave: X (read)
◊  Russian to Leave: IX (read)
◊  GOD DAMN ZEBRAS! (read)
◊  Shitty Drivers (read)
◊  Physics & My Boner (read)
◊  The Tongue Don't Lie (read)
◊  Tila, My Dumb Whore (read)
◊  Survival of the Hottest (read)
◊  A REAL UFO Picture! (read)
◊  Your Grandma Whooped My "Fuckin Pussy" Ass (read)
◊  I Didn't Love and Lose, I Just Lost (read)
◊  Love Anthem for Supa-Fucking (read)
◊  Sorry, Youre Not Me (read)
◊  F.N.A.Q.'s (read)
◊  I Love to Pee (read)
◊  Trendy Shit Thats Stupid: Poker (read)
◊  Russian to Leave: VIII (read)
◊  Sports Fantasy Leagues, Kevin, and Dick (Ohno!) (read)
◊  Tila Tequila Gave Me a Reason To Die (read)
◊  Russian to Leave: VII (read)
◊  Russian to Leave - VI (read)
◊  My Mom is Hilarious (read)
◊  I Suck at Love (read)
◊  Sheep vs. Penguins (read)
◊  Random Bla Bla Blas (read)
◊  Trendy Shit Thats Stupid: Wannabe Nerds  (read)
◊  I Fucked Tila Tequila (read)
◊  Father & Son? (read)
◊  Mirror Image of Perfection (read)
◊  Who Fucks Deformed Midgets? (read)
◊  It Just isn't Buttsex Without U (read)
◊  Exceptions to the Rule  (read)
◊  Why I'd Never Fuck My Sister Again  (read)
◊  Poop Tube (read)
◊  Inner Beauty Just Means You're Ugly (read)
◊  Your Post Got Owned (read)
◊  Thank You Pablo (read)
◊  Dream Girl (read)
◊  Inventions That Suck (read)
◊  Monkey Butts (read)
◊  Pablo's Lesson (read)
◊  Jesus: Savior of Man, or Hippy Extraordinaire? (read)
◊  I Love Black Men (read)
◊  Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets (read)
◊  Times I Should Have Gotten My Ass Kicked (read)
◊  Break-Up Template (read)
◊  T-Shirt Slogans & Sayings (Part I) (read)
◊  T-Shirt Slogans & Sayings (Part II) (read)
◊  Trendy Shit thats Stupid (read)
◊  Trendy Shit thats Stupid: Goths (read)
◊  Born Again Virgin - Part I: The Seed is Strong (read