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Turbonegro, Hasselhoff, Monster Magnet, AC/DC, Crue, Kiss, Van Halen (DLR), Guns 'N' Roses, Faith No More, Rolling Stones, Journey, Sabbath, Maiden, NIN, The Cult, Def Leppard, Hanoi Rocks, Queen, Gun Club, H.I.M., Marilyn Manson (Mechanical Animals and everything after), Andrew WK, Eagles of Death Metal, The Darkness, International Noise Conspiracy, Death From Above 1979, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, Wendy O. Williams/Plasmatics, Riot, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, The Misfits, Joan Jett, Ramones, New York Dolls, Iggy Pop, T. Rex, Blondie, The Cars, Dio, Sex Pistols, Fu Manchu, QOTSA, Minor Threat, Duran Duran, Garbage, Scissor Sisters, Le Tigre, Elastica, The Binges, The Sounds, The Peels, The Black Halos, Kill Cheerleader, Priestess, Goblin Cock, Prodigy (the old stuff), Orb, Silverspun Pickups, The Music, Electric Six, The Wildhearts, The Killers, The Stills, The Panthers, Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Strokes, The Donnas, old Madonna (anything pre-Ray of Light), Run DMC, Poison, Satanicide, J.J. Fad, Tone Loc, Corn Mo, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine, The Fitness, Pink, Pat Benatar, the 80's, Little Steven's Underground Garage, and FA-COCK-TA (in top friends. hottest band ever.)

I am The Rock Concierge.
I can stimulate the economy.
When I sing I sound like Pat Benatar and Rob Halford's illegitimate love child.
I deny 96% of friend & band requests. This is an actual scientifically-calculated percentage. Not really looking to be Tila Tequila.
I love puppies, moonbeams, and heavy metal. I also love workouts that make you puke.


"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg




And if I met a man with the smarts of Jon Stewart, the raw ambition of Rocky Balboa, Ryan Reynolds looks, and Seth Rogan's sense of humor...I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed.
I'd also like to meet a stage musical version of this. I wonder if anyone's written a good script lately?

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Apr 30 2009 4:09 PM
Just to wish you a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Hope the day is all that ya want it to be!
All our best wishes!!
Gav Ruadh, Mike-E-B and Andy "The Animal" Edmonds
Apr 30 2009 4:45 PM
Apr 30 2009 8:04 PM
HOPE YOUR DAY IS AWESOME
AND YOU’RE WEEKEND ROCKS
STAY IN TOUCH. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. YOU ROCK!
MAT AND THE REST OF ♥OTS♥
Apr 30 2009 9:35 PM
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xoxo
♥
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Keep in touch
HNR
Apr 26 2009 9:08 PM
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
M!SS CRAZY
Apr 27 2009 12:17 AM
Apr 27 2009 8:56 PM
Hope your birthday is all you dream of and more!
Kind regards,
Cyrus :-)
Mar 31 2009 2:46 AM
Keep in touch
HNR
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Wishing you and yours a happy, healthy and safe Thanksgiving.
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