the korbinator

www.myspace.com/korbyrocks
  • Korby Action Hero

  • 77 / Female
  • Morris Plains, New Jersey, US
  • Last Login: 9/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    glamour, surreal situations, big ideas, juxtapositions, eyeliner, musk, kitsch, tapatio, boot camp, pilates, yoga, advil pm, monster trucks, making out, cheese, dark chocolate, bloody marys on airplanes, swedish rock, comedians, smart people, sexy people, misfits, sunglasses, over-accesorizing, the 80's, karaoke, sleeping
  • Music

    .. ..

    Turbonegro, Hasselhoff, Monster Magnet, AC/DC, Crue, Kiss, Van Halen (DLR), Guns 'N' Roses, Faith No More, Rolling Stones, Journey, Sabbath, Maiden, NIN, The Cult, Def Leppard, Hanoi Rocks, Queen, Gun Club, H.I.M., Marilyn Manson (Mechanical Animals and everything after), Andrew WK, Eagles of Death Metal, The Darkness, International Noise Conspiracy, Death From Above 1979, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, Wendy O. Williams/Plasmatics, Riot, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, The Misfits, Joan Jett, Ramones, New York Dolls, Iggy Pop, T. Rex, Blondie, The Cars, Dio, Sex Pistols, Fu Manchu, QOTSA, Minor Threat, Duran Duran, Garbage, Scissor Sisters, Le Tigre, Elastica, The Binges, The Sounds, The Peels, The Black Halos, Kill Cheerleader, Priestess, Goblin Cock, Prodigy (the old stuff), Orb, Silverspun Pickups, The Music, Electric Six, The Wildhearts, The Killers, The Stills, The Panthers, Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Strokes, The Donnas, old Madonna (anything pre-Ray of Light), Run DMC, Poison, Satanicide, J.J. Fad, Tone Loc, Corn Mo, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine, The Fitness, Pink, Pat Benatar, the 80's, Little Steven's Underground Garage, and FA-COCK-TA (in top friends. hottest band ever.)

  • Movies

    SHOWGIRLS
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    .. Foxes, Spinal Tap, The Lost Boys, Teen Wolf, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, A Mighty Wind, Pretty Woman, Party Girl, The Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, Ciao! Manhattan, Superbad, The Notebook (shuddup)
  • Television

    The O.C., Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, CSI: Miami, 2 1/2 Men, Nip/Tuck, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Weeds, Entourage, HGTV, VH-1 Classic, Food Network, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Larry King, Chips, anything with The Hoff.

  • Books

    The Dirt, Atlas Shrugged, Ways of Seeing, The Last Party, The Presentation of The Self in Everyday Life, Ralph Waldo Emerson's Self Reliance, and Guy Debord's The Society of the Spectacle.
  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Detroit Rock City
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Athletic
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: p/t businesswoman, f/t karaoke goddess

Schools

  • New York University

    • New York, NEW YORK
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Sociology of Popular Culture
    • Minor: Marketing & Theatre
    1998 to 2000
  • Emerson College

    • Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Musical Theatre/Radio/Mass Comm
    • Clubs: VP Student Government
    1995 to 1997
  • West Bloomfield High School

    • West Bloomfield, MICHIGAN
    • Graduated: 1995
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Drama Diva..Best Thespian 1995...hell yeah
    1991 to 1995

Networking

Companies

  • Roxy Industries

    • NYC & Vegas, NY US
    • freelance
    2003-present
  • music business

    • New York, NY US
    • Administrative (by day), Promoter (by night)
    1997-2003

Blurbs

About me:

"Korby is The Love Boat's cruise director Julie, as played by Joan Jett." -- Las Vegas Weekly

I am The Rock Concierge.

I can stimulate the economy.

When I sing I sound like Pat Benatar and Rob Halford's illegitimate love child.

I deny 96% of friend & band requests. This is an actual scientifically-calculated percentage. Not really looking to be Tila Tequila.

I love puppies, moonbeams, and heavy metal. I also love workouts that make you puke.

TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

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With Anthony Bourdain on "No Reservations"
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Take the quiz:
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle

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Who I'd like to meet:

People in Vegas with all their teeth, and maybe a college education.

And if I met a man with the smarts of Jon Stewart, the raw ambition of Rocky Balboa, Ryan Reynolds looks, and Seth Rogan's sense of humor...I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed.

I'd also like to meet a stage musical version of this. I wonder if anyone's written a good script lately?

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