IGNORANT YOUTHFUL SOULS AND USERS OF FREE INTERNET-BASED POPULARITY CONTESTS...

KORGAR has been MANY things during his infinite time in this PITIFUL REALM you call home. HIS ORIGINAL JOB SHALL REMAIN A MYSTERY TO ALL BUT THOSE WHO ALREADY KNOW IT!! ... but Korgar WILL say that afterwards he took up jobs as a grocery store manager (amongst other things). Currently Korgar finds himself earning his keep as a TEACHER OF MATH at Newington Forest Intermediate School!! HE IS PAID WITH THE MANY TEARS OF HIS EASILY-INTIMIDATED STUDENTS!!!
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOUR SKULL DID NOT EXPLODE FROM SIMPLY VIEWING THE MYSPACE PROFILE OF THE ALMIGHTY KORGAR!!
