TheBlairBand
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"!kosher!...... J-Dee.. Ethan.. Jayrad....Blair...."
ROCKVILLE, Mars,
United States
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| Member Since | 3/15/2006 | | Band Members | J-Dee, rythmn guitar/lead vocals/ladies depot.......
Ethan D., lead guitar/back up vocals/tech dude/food tester.....
Jayrad B., Drummer/monkey tamer.............
Blair G., Bass/barbarian warrior...... | | Influences | Jesus Christ, SHAKESPEARE, Rock and a few hardcore bands like Pink Floyd, Metallica, System of a Down, Jimi Hendrix, Slipknot, Korn, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, P.O.D., Run D.M.C., Pearl Jam, Def Jam, Green Day, Guns n' Roses, AC/DC, Motley Crue and anybody else who rocks hard. | | Sounds Like | Some'in you never heard of!
| | Record Label | .... | | Type of Label | None |
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The Path of Kosher: A Semi-True Story.....
Once upon a time there were four friends who dreamed of becoming rockstars. It all began when J-Dee, the Lead, became possessed by the long lost spirit of rockstar Jimi Hendrix. Then Jared, the drummer, visited a voodoo medicine man who gave him a syrum that endowed him with the rythmn of a goddess...yes...a goddess...you can imagine all the wierd side effects. Then a beauiful river nymph fell madly in love with Ethan, the shredder, and vowed to protect him until her dying breath. Meanwhile, Blair found the One Ring that gave him powers of rythmn and super flexible fingers. So the band was born. For many years the four Warriors of Rock walked to and fro the Earth. It was the time of Hiphop, Pop music, and mediocre bands. True talent was forgotten, people forgot how to really Rock. Then one day, out of nowhere, J-Dee came up with the name Kosher. Some say it was a name born unto them, a name that means correctness, truth, and steadfastness...or maybe they were bored and kosher is a fun word to say over and over. Anyways, just when it seemed everything was going their way, everything collapsed. The river nympth died of asthma, the syrum turned out to be vodka, the ring turned out to be his mother's wedding ring and actually only had the power to telepathically control small rodents, and the Spirit that possessed J-Dee was not really that of Jimi Hendrix but of Little Richie. So now the four Warriors of Rock simply enjoy making music for fun, and they lived happily ever after. The End...or is it?
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