Fire, The Cock-ups, old Ballard, almost all doggies, The Price is Right, The Cops, Public Witness Protection Program, Kurt Bloch, Huge Spacebird, all that is evil except Glen and Tony Danzig, Sgt. Major, Gene and Richard Simmons, clam juice and salt water, Walla-Walla beer, Oil of Olay make-up remover, Jeff Taylor, Bruce Lee, T.J. Hooker, Sherri Manilow, Jake, Mr. Brown, Dick Mitchels, pain-free shampoo, ZZ Top, The Vapor Brothers, the dude abides, etc., etc., etc., etc…..
The Coalition of the Willing consists of - GREG DRUMS, SMITHERS, E-ROCK, and GLENN BATTLESHIP. They have been playing in the greater Seattle area for a long fucking time but were forced underground in the mid 90s after refusing to just fit it to all that was GRUNGE. The Coalition continued to play in a secret basement rock studio waiting for the right time. It was GREG DRUMS who saw the broken down, partially submerged 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado down by the docks as the group attempted to score one before rehearsal. Glenn thought the old classic might make a nice hooptie, Smithers wanted to check under the hood (if you know what I mean), and E-Rock just couldnt wait to get high. In the car was the body of man they would soon know as K-pop. Just beginning to regain consciousness, K-Pop did not know how he got to this place in Seattle, for the last thing he remembers is rockin it hard in his home town of Detroit. Well, the kind-hearted folk of the Coalition took K-Pop under their wing and the very next day decided it was time to come out of hiding. The sign had finally arrived, and it boldly read K-POP and the COALITION of the WILLING!!!
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Your guys rock!!!! Your music makes me WET!! just kidding. Wish I could see you guys live sometime. Whens your next live show. If I knew I would make a trip up there just to see it. ok well keep me posted. jahk
I, in an effort to raise my child as cultured as possible, I am trying to expose him to the native customs and regalia of indingenous rock n' roll, which leads me to ask: Will you fine young men play my son's fourth birthday party? Don't worry about "cleaning up the act", he's been exposed to what one might call "colorful language" by none other than his very own mother. P.S.:I'm serious. 6/18/06. If not, do stop by and have a tasty adult beverage. Cherio!
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall and a teenager sat down next
to him. The teenager had spiked hair which was red, orange, yellow, green,
blue & violet so the old man, being mildly curious about this apparition,
looked a him for a long time trying to figure out what was what.
Having the old man staring at him made the teenager nervous so he finally
said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied : "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
