Kraftomatic
Kraftomatic "It takes a big man to cry...but an even bigger man to laugh at that man..."

Male
32 years old
Beaverton, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 9/28/2009
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    Kraftomatic's Interests
MusicI like anything from hardcore butt rock like Metallica to classic Sinatra, but Neil Diamond is truly amazing... This clip could be one of the funniest segments I have seen in awhile:
MoviesPretty much Karate Kid is the greatest movie of all time.
TelevisionThe Office is the greatest show on TV.
BooksBible
HeroesMy wife for marrying me and David Hasselhoff.

     Kraftomatic's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Gladstone, OR
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Software Sales

   Kraftomatic's Schools
Portland State University
Portland, OREGON
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Speech Communications
 

2002 to 2003
Oregon State University
Corvallis, OREGON
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Speech Communications
 

2000 to 2001
Clackamas Community College
Oregon City, OREGON
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Transfer Degree
 

1996 to 1998
Rex Putnam High School
Milwaukie, OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: "I'm a Natural Helper"
 

1992 to 1995

   Kraftomatic's Networking
Television - Stunts - Performance

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer


   Kraftomatic's Companies
Extensis
Portland, Oregon US
Internship
Sales

1998-2000
Symantec
Beaverton, OR US
Account Manager
Sales

2000-2002
Borland Software Company
Beaverton, OR US
Account Manager
Sales

2002-2003
Instantiations, Inc.
Portland, OR US
Account Manager
Sales

2004 to 2006
Tripwire, Inc.
Portland, Oregon US
Account Manager
Sales

Jan 2007 to November 2007
Serena, Inc.
Hillsborough, Oregon US
Account Manager
Sales

January 2008 to present


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Kraftomatic in your extended network Posted at 8:47 PM Aug 1, 2007
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Maybe not the most appropriate clip, but it sure gets me fired up to do my sales job and close business: James "Bubba" Stewart...

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Ruthalicious

Ruthalicious



Feb 11 2009 5:55 PM

Long time no talk!!! Happy birthday! How are you and the family?
Angie B

Angela Brown



Nov 17 2008 10:44 PM

How is the Jeff Kraft family? Are we doing a PP Christmas party this year???
Weenlissa

melissa jones



Oct 25 2008 7:31 PM

there is NOTHING sweeter than a proud daddy! photo is so adorable! and so is your kid...hehehhe! xo
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Angie B

Angela Brown



Sep 23 2008 10:25 PM

Hey Jeff! Right on about Halloween.
Where's the party??? Do you know what you're going to be yet?
Angie B

Angela Brown



Sep 20 2008 3:19 AM

JEFF! Rick and I are coming down to Portland tomorrow. We're meeting up with Chris Brown.
Wanna kick it???
daymon

Daymon Abbott



Sep 11 2008 10:49 PM

haha good one.

I'll shave my chin when you shave your head.

ps.
my mom told me to say that!
daymon

Daymon Abbott



Sep 2 2008 4:35 AM

haha thanks. yours too... my dad said its probably going to be expensive =/

haha yeah
daymon

Daymon Abbott



Aug 20 2008 9:08 PM

probably... i know dallas is
daymon

Daymon Abbott



Aug 20 2008 5:25 PM

if i would have seen woman when i was there i would have gone for them, but there werent any that i saw so i just had to make the best of it.
haha
Holly

Holly Haas



Aug 12 2008 11:12 PM

Nice Booty picture. Totally appropriate for work. LOL! You are hilarious.
Scott

Scott
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Aug 9 2008 3:02 AM

Great to hear congrats Brother... Things are good here busy as hell but loving it... Give me a call sometime and we'll BS...
SammyClare

SammyClare



Aug 5 2008 6:09 AM

Hey Jeff... It is Sam... Litson... heard you work with my best pal.
Congrats on your new baby!! Aren't they fun!! Take care!
Pink Pussycat

Pink Pussycat



Aug 5 2008 4:01 AM

Diane sent me that video of you at the relay race and OMG I was mesmerized the entire duration of Dancing Queen! Are you sure you weren't the stuntman for Napoleon Dynamite??
~Amy~

~Amy~



Aug 1 2008 7:27 PM

Well, I was planning on it, but my in-laws are in town and they made some plans for tonight...Looks like my busy life is getting in the way once again! This is getting ridiculous!
Angie B

Angela Brown



Jul 27 2008 12:33 AM

Better update your profile to Proud Parent! So happy for you Jeff! Can't wait to meet Shelby
Pink Pussycat

Pink Pussycat



Jul 13 2008 7:55 PM

David Cassidy is such a FOX!
Kimberly

Kim Brizendine



Jul 10 2008 6:20 PM

Congrats. Your a daddy now! Let me know if you need any tips, Ive had plenty of practice. Hope the family is doing well.
Willy

Willy



Jul 9 2008 7:53 PM

Krafy, Congradulations!!!! I'm going to be in town in August. I am trying to get a bunch of people together the 9th of August.
Once again congrats!!!!
Jesse

Jesse



Jul 9 2008 4:04 PM

Congrats man! I wish you all the best.
RobRyan

Rob Ryan



Jul 8 2008 8:36 PM

Congrats man! I'm very happy for you, and very worried for poor Shelby.
;-)
~Amy~

~Amy~



Jul 3 2008 5:37 AM

She is absolutely beautiful!! We can't wait to meet her! Good job you two!
Pink Pussycat

Pink Pussycat



Jun 27 2008 8:12 PM

Excited to meet Shelby! Thanks for the update! What tremendous joy she will bring to your lives!

Love,
Laura
taryn

taryn



Jun 26 2008 3:05 AM

Gotta love those Hot Sundaes!
Jesse

Jesse



May 20 2008 3:38 PM

So when are we going golfing? I've shot 3 83's in a row now out at stone creek =)
Angie B

Angela Brown



May 19 2008 10:03 PM

How are you cuz? Isn't the family supposed to have a party this summer?
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