Kraig
I'm not impressed

Male
37 years old
Your Back Yard, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    Kraig's Interests
General1.Batting Cages! 2.Making girls that think that they're hot, doubt their own attractiveness by walking by and shaking my head... Ok not anymore .. but it was fun a few years back. 3.Baseball (minor leagues all the way.. any major league sports organization sucks) Yes even your favorite team. They're all a bunch of overpaid crybabies. 4.Catfish 5.Coffee (real coffee, not mochas) 6.Sushi 7.Pretzels 8.California (except LA),Oregon,Colorado,Wyoming 9. Old School U.S. Presidents like Rutherford B. Hayes
MusicEverything. Seriously.. Marshall Crenshaw, Ne-Yo, Anita Baker, Tally Hall, Steve Morse, 311, A Tribe Called Quest, Ben Folds, Aynsley Lister, Buju Banton, David Foster, The Decemberists, Babyface, Big Hunk 'O Cheese, Gorilla Biscuits, Joe Satriani, Gary Moore, Pino Donaggio, Penny Kramer, Captain Geech and The Shrimp Shack Shooters. Sixteen Candles (Best 80's cover band ever)
MoviesTime-compressed movies on TBS. The scenes where they walk across a room superfast make me laugh. Awfully great!
Television24 is the best show on network TV. The Soup on E! (I want that guy's job for just one episode.. then I can crawl back into my radio hole) My Boys on TBS
BooksAnything by Bently Little.. think Stephen King but way more twisted Currently reading Wallace Stegner "Crossing To Safety" (the opposite of Bently Little)
HeroesAnybody who is real. Whoever invented coffee and pretzels. People who have lives outside their careers. Whoever invented the wiffle ball. People who are blunt. And now a quick list of Anti-Heroes 1.I'm severely unimpressed with celebrities, they bore me with their programmed, robotic responses and lack of depth. (there are exceptions. I know this) 2.People in positions of supposed power that believe their own hype. You make me laugh. 3.People who drive gas guzzlers and then can't pay their rent/mortgage.

     Kraig's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:ShankKnocker

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   Kraig's Blurbs
About me:
I'm the Afternoon host on 103.7 Kiss FM Milwaukee... 2p-7p Monday-Friday. I'm annoying on the air.. but at least it's only during 15 second increments.
Who I'd like to meet:
People Who Like To Shank Their Danks and who openly admit that their weekend sucked. Don't you hate it when everybody claims to have had a "great weekend", every weekend. No ya didn't.. you're a liar

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♥little miss sunshine♥





Jul 1 2009 6:12 AM

heyyy buddy =]
hows it goin?< lol fun stuff! :D
~*Heaven*~





Dec 4 2008 11:50 PM

How dare I not be in your top! PEACE OUT Bubble-Gum-Chum!
Slik Rik





Nov 27 2008 2:10 PM


glitter-graphics. com

LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOVES YA COCKKNOCKER! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Izzy





Nov 27 2008 3:22 AM

So I hear your having Coffee Cakes and Lambchops for the big day!
Have a great Thanksgiving and SHANKMYDANK!!!!!!!!!
dave


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Dec 22 2008 6:51 PM


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Dec 19 2008 1:57 PM

HO HO HO!
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Dec 25 2008 9:11 PM

Merry Christmas Karson!
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Dec 2 2008 1:05 AM

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Hey Kraig,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Door County, Wisconsin Music Festival





Nov 1 2008 5:45 AM

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Slik Rik





Oct 29 2008 11:26 AM

That would be Cork Soaker ya Ass Clown!
Brett Andrews on Kiss Fm





Oct 16 2008 6:52 AM

Dude, I drove home without my radio on...at first, it scared me...but then....zen!
Slik Rik





Oct 21 2008 2:45 PM

Apparently you're too "cool" to reply to me ya stroke monkey! Ahhh...I guess it does pay to be you.

repeat after me, "ass clown?"

Slicker
~ m a g g i e ~





Oct 10 2008 5:22 PM

**MAGGIE WILL FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008**

Well, I finally decided to toss my hat in the ring... Here is my latest campaign commercial.

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VOTE FOR MAGGIE 2008!
Let's all eat more cake!
Valencia


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Oct 4 2008 4:58 PM

you're special
Matt





Oct 3 2008 2:23 PM

I got denied for a second time from my favorite dj ever!
F.A.M 1st





Oct 2 2008 7:43 PM

FAM DVD

MILWAUKEE WE GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK
Slik Rik





Oct 1 2008 11:58 AM

What's up ya goofy ass bastard!

R-
Marisol





Sep 19 2008 4:33 PM

I miss you.
Drinkin in Milwaukee





Sep 22 2008 3:17 PM



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Sep 17 2008 3:13 AM

kraigs my best bud add me people
TANNER





Sep 15 2008 12:06 PM

Shank-Dank-A-Dooby!
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Sep 15 2008 2:07 PM

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Sep 4 2008 12:48 PM

I'm back in Milwaukee Saturday 7-11-09, so book the date!
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