Mr. Stroker
Kris Myers
Kris Myers You never met a motherfucker quite like me

Male
20 years old
UNION BRIDGE, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 12/22/2009
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    Mr. Stroker's Interests
General

Procharger

Powerstroke 7.3 Diesel

Diesel Sled Pulling

Monster energy drink

Fords

Smoking out little ricers

Loud things

fast things

Anti-Drug

Shopping, yes.

making $$

Playing in the snow

Hood stacks

Black Smoke
Music

NICKELBACK, Three Days Grace, Pop Evil, Shinedown, Hinder, Metallica, Theory of a Deadman, Brad Paisley, Craig Morgan, Mongtomery Gentry, All that Remains, Led Zeppelin, Blue October, Godsmack, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jake Owen, Saliva, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr, Johnny Cash, Rodney Atkins, Rehab, Rhett Atkins, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Brooks & Dunn, Bad Company, Autograph, Disturbed, The Offspring, Petey Pablo, Don Henley and The Eagles, Buckcherry, Airbourne, Bon Jovi, Alterbridge, HIM, Hoobastank, Afroman, Hot Action Cop, 3 Doors Down, Kid Rock, John Mellencamp, 10 Years, Big And Rich, Billy Squire, Black Crowes, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Def Leppard, Boston, Godsmack, Drowning pool, Saving Abel, Lil Jon YEAAAA, Blake Shelton, Phil Vassar, Joe Walsh, Foreigner, Grand Funk Railroad, Chris Daughtry, Luis y Julian, Hootie and the Blowfish, Gorilla Zoe, older Ludacris stuff, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Queen, Tom Petty. Yeah, pretty diverse.
Moviesany movie that any one of my friends and I can randomly recite at will
Televisiondestroyed in seconds, House, 1000 ways to die, Manswers(!) Family guy
BooksDiesel Power, 8 Lug magazine
Heroesmy parents, David Draiman, Austin Winkler Image hosted by Webshots.com
by PowerstrokeJunkie Image hosted by Webshots.com
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Tell Me About Your Truck
Do You Take It Offroadsometimes, it's hard to wheel a 22' truck.
What ColorCharcoal Gray
4x2 or 4x44x4
How Big Are The Tires37x14.5 Toyo Open Country AT on 20x10 Motometal 951.
Does It Have A Lift Kit In Ityes, 4.5" and leveling kit= 6.5.
Does It Have Any Engine Upgrades If So What Are Theyoh damn, they wouldnt fit in here.
What Make Or Brand Is Your TruckFord
What Kind Of Bed and What Are The Dimensionscrew cab long bed? 172" wheelbase.
Whats The Rated Capacity In Tonsit's a one ton?
What Year Is Your Truck2002
Does It Have A Snowplownope, we have others for that
How Many Doors 4
How Many Seatsseats 6 people
How Many Cylinders8
Gas or Dieselreal trucks don't have sparkplugs.
How Many Milesabout 78000
Does It Have A Performance Exhaustyes, 4" downpipe into 5" splitter into 6" stacks.
Manual or Automaticautomatic.
Is It Currently Covered In Mudnope, washed it tonight.
Have You Ever Crashed Your TruckNEVER! i would kill myself.
Is It In Good Mechanical Conditionperfect!
Do You Like Your Truckno, i LOVE it.
Do You Haul Things With Iti haul ass.
Does It Have A Winchno
Do You Ever Race People In Itonly when i feel like it.
Bedlineryes.
Ever Done Mischievios Things With Ityes, such as rolling alot of smoke in front of school.
Do You Maintain Your Truck Wellcertainly.
Is The Body In Good Conditiona cherry.

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     Mr. Stroker's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:BFE
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Beaner
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Mr. Stroker's Schools
Francis Scott Key Sr. High
Union Bridge,Maryland
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

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   Mr. Stroker's Blurbs
About me:
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 My name's Kris, Im 20, a graduate of Francis Scott Key 07. Working on a new chapter in life currently, things have changed, some stuff i won't get back, but that's part of life. I've lived, laughed, and loved for sure. Friends have been made and lost. I am out on my own, trying to find out just exactly who i am and what i want in life. I believe hard work pays off, and gets you far in life. Work 40 to get by, 60 to get ahead.. A big part of that are my hobbies,and i spend alot of time and money on them. Get to know me, you'll probably like me. I live each day to the fullest, because you never know when there won't be another day, i'm going to hell anyway, so have fun while you're here, right?
Who I'd like to meet:
anyone interesting. Maybe you?- IM me at MrStroker444 if you think you're interesting :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf-LsbGI3Vk Get Khum Dahn!
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DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Dec 16 2009 1:55 AM

Hmm, cocaine in monster???
Well, that explains why its sooo addicting!!!
Lol How ya been?
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Nov 30 2009 4:58 PM

Well be specific!!! Your so damn mean kristopher! Im not an idiot lol i know a bunch of people named steve retard
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Nov 30 2009 12:52 PM

It was pretty good, it was at Christinas house... Im sure she was happy to see me there lol whatever.. I have no clue who Steve is lol I dont think I do?? What Steve you talkin about??? Idk it was a pretty funny sight I bet for the cars passing as we were tryin to push ritas heap out... Never a dull moment haha
pedro

pedro



Nov 24 2009 4:05 AM

hey bud we need to meet up sometime so i can get that sweatshirt,ive been busy as shit all summer finally getting a little extra time now.
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Nov 23 2009 5:53 PM

Heyy dorkk, way to drop off the face of the earth lol
Courtney.

Courtney.



Nov 13 2009 2:48 PM

heyy cutie. (:
{ashley nicole♥}

Nikki Abrahams



Nov 13 2009 4:00 AM

I need a Kristopher day:( I'm saddened&& such. So your smile can turn my frown upside down best friend:) Ily<3
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Nov 11 2009 3:55 AM

Niice status haha dorkk how ya been??
Brent

Brent Mercer



Nov 3 2009 1:07 PM

how could you tell it has to be cause of the big fucking foot
...~Aryn~...

Aryn Arbaugh



Oct 31 2009 10:47 AM

nevermind lol. its over your head
...~Aryn~...

Aryn Arbaugh



Oct 30 2009 11:44 PM

bahahaha! wheres the hair?
Mrs.Wantz{♥}

Ashley Lopez



Oct 29 2009 1:00 PM

imissyouu♥ how are you doing!? hope everythings going goood!
Jennifer Nicole♥

Jennifer Nicole♥



Oct 29 2009 4:52 AM

Thank youuuu :)
{ashley nicole♥}

Nikki Abrahams



Oct 28 2009 5:35 PM

:) Kristopher. Your the strongest most wonderful best friend I could ask for, you make me smile& I can't wait to see you, hopefully soon, cause I love you<3
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Oct 21 2009 5:15 AM

Eyyyooo im in ur top?? Anyways, had to say i loveee this picture lol its so funny.
DiXiE Land Delight

Vicki Mehring



Oct 20 2009 2:13 AM

Hey dorkkfeeesshh
robbie

robbie nash



Oct 9 2009 5:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0mqS085wyY
Daddys Lil Cowgirl

Daddys Lil Cowgirl



Oct 9 2009 2:41 AM

hey how are you?? hows your truck doin?? txt me sometime if you still got my number..
Marty

Martin Marquess



Sep 30 2009 6:00 AM

second place was 14 foot back, 3rd was like 30 some foot back LOL
Courtney.

Courtney.



Sep 19 2009 6:10 AM

cutieeeee ;)
Jeremy

Jeremy MacDonald



Sep 17 2009 8:58 PM

bad ass video dude
♥Jessica Ann♥

Jessica Harris



Sep 16 2009 10:53 PM

ahaha! did you just realize that was on there?
ஐSamantha Marieஐ

ஐSamantha Marieஐ



Sep 3 2009 10:38 PM

Happy Birthday
Kaaamiil

Kamil Stanek



Sep 3 2009 6:42 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO ...HAVE A GOOD ONE
Mrs.Wantz{♥}

Ashley Lopez



Sep 3 2009 6:07 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!
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