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Kristen Schaal
Weiblich / Veteranen/Legenden / Sketche


Female
101 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login:8/4/2008
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Websitehottubvariety.com, vimeo.com/user:kschaal
InfluencesJoey McIntyre, Mary Lou Retton, Bronson Pinchot
TV ShowsFlight of the Conchords- HBO, Mad Men-AMC, Human Giant -MTV, Ugly Betty-ABC,Freak Show -Comedy Central,Live at Gotham-Comedy Central, Six Degrees-ABC, Conviction-NBC,Law and Order SVU and Criminal Intent-NBC,The P.A.-Fuse
FilmsKate & Leopold, Delirious, Adam and Steve, Norbit

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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Longmont, Colorado
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:window watcher


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Clips: 2 Total Plays: 98265 Plays Today: 17
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Aug 3 2008 10:10 AM

hows my favorite gal holdin up :)
-jimmy
Lars Pluto





Aug 3 2008 3:22 PM

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Aug 2 2008 6:36 AM

you are hilarious.
you make me chuckle.

that means you're A-OKAY in my book.
keep being hysterical.
can't wait to see what you're up to next! :D
Eric





Aug 2 2008 5:07 PM

Hi Kristen. Get well soon! We love you and we look forward to seeing you perform in Chicago soon.
Eric
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Aug 2 2008 9:29 PM

Have a great weekend!

Hey You Millionaires





Aug 2 2008 9:42 PM

Hope you feel better soon! We would love to see you again in Chicago!
The (mighty) Walrus





Aug 1 2008 7:47 PM

"Kristen Schaal is a horse!" lol :) u r great as mel in FOTC!
Dave Powers





Aug 2 2008 5:58 AM

Feel better funny lady. Hope you're having an amazing summer.
Matthew Ryan





Aug 1 2008 2:52 AM

Holy crap you have a lot of fans.. when i go to the hospital the only i hear from are my parents.. and my cat... sheshhh
Lady in Red [fotcmb]





Aug 1 2008 3:31 AM

Thank you for the add! I hope your day is a great one!
BELT





Aug 1 2008 3:41 AM

!!!!COME LET US BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!
into tiny little pieces
THIS FRIDAY, 8/1
@ARLENE'S GROCERY
95 Stanton St.
NY,NY

9PM
With the TJ MOSS BAND
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Aug 1 2008 8:32 AM

I hope things are better for you Kristen. You're an amazing woman and I wish you nothing but good health for the future.
7y13r





Jul 31 2008 7:18 AM

Hello Kristen, I am in love with you. This is odd as I do not believe in love, but alas! Your voice gives my penis an erection (does that make me a pedophile?), and your jokes give my brain an erection. I would very much like to engage In a relationship with you, but I know that would be stalkerish and creepy, as well as highly unfeasible. Furthermore I doubt that I myself am possessing of enough self-esteem to engage in a relationship with a normal girl, let alone a up-and-coming comedian who is over 10 years older than myself. So, I guess what I'm requesting is permission to fantasize about you. I know other would-be-stalkers would partake in such activities without second thought, but I assume that it might be incredibly uncomfortable on your part. Can a person who is the figment of another person's imagination truly consent? I cannot answer that question and thus I am forced to ask for it in person.
Jenny





Jul 31 2008 1:45 PM

i do hope you're feeling better now.
:)
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Jul 30 2008 5:33 PM

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Jul 30 2008 5:58 PM

Hope you get better soon! xx
Phill





Jul 30 2008 6:04 PM

Chin up.
Feel better!
Jen





Jul 30 2008 7:33 PM

Sorry to hear about that Kristen. I hope you're feeling better.

Jen
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Jul 30 2008 9:16 PM

I just found Mad Men...catching up on season one through On Demand - What a great show!
Mike


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Jul 31 2008 1:33 AM

Glad you're going to be okay but 3 days in the hospital and 100% better than you were before ? Kristen, are you going bionic on us ?
FRANKIE G





Jul 31 2008 2:18 AM

best wishes for a speedie recovery!!
Tracy





Jul 30 2008 5:10 AM


I hope you're feeling better, Kristen!
Kiyuga





Jul 30 2008 5:31 AM

I hope you feel better soon! All the best!
Jennifer





Jul 30 2008 5:49 AM

Kristen, I am so sorry to hear you were in the hospital. Glad to hear you will be okay!

On another note, I just watched "Mad Men" for the first time tonight -- the premiere episode -- and was pleasantly surprised to see you! I was all: 'Hey, wait a minute! there's Kristen!' as if you could hear me, but you know, whatevs!

Take care.
~J
Randy Masters





Jul 30 2008 6:18 AM

Hope you feel better soon!
Morgan





Jul 30 2008 6:22 AM

I'd just like to ask you a quick question....

Whyyyy do ya build me up!! Buttercup, baby, just to let me down? and mess me around.
And then WORST of all.. You NEVER call, baby, when you say you will... But I love you still!
I need you! (I need you!)
More than AAAANYONE darlin'. You KNOW. That I have from the start.
So build me up.
Buttercup.
And DON'T break my heart.
- Morgan
Brown Bear





Jul 30 2008 6:28 AM

hey boss, sorry to hear you were sick. i hope all is well.
<3
dandy lyons





Jul 30 2008 6:43 AM

Get well soon, Kristen!!
Glad to hear you're on the mend.
:)
J Hateful Rightman





Jul 30 2008 8:22 AM

sorry to hear about the show, hope you're feeling better.
cecilia *flighty*





Jul 30 2008 10:18 AM




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Jul 30 2008 12:49 PM

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Jul 30 2008 1:11 PM

I hope you are feeling better, Kristen!

Sending you lots of love!

Kelly
Joe





Jul 30 2008 1:48 PM

I hope you're feeling better.
And congratulations on your "Bullseye" in this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly. (page 9)

- Joe
Sköt





Jul 30 2008 2:31 PM

Get well!
Did you get the flowers?
No?
That's because I didn't actually send any, but I WOULD HAVE if I knew what hospital you were in, and I wasn't broke and I didn't just know you from the TV.
But seriously, best wishes.
I hope you are back up and around soon!
Cassandra Snow





Jul 30 2008 2:37 PM

Hope you're feeling better really soon.
x
dave texas





Jul 30 2008 3:12 PM

we're glad that you'll get better. i can't wait to see you on your soapbox again.
Heather





Jul 30 2008 3:44 PM

Thanks for the add! You are wicked smart and talented.
Plus you are both funny ha ha and funny weird! Bonus!
master exploder