Kristen

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has a lot to be thankful for.Mood: thankful thankfulPosted 19 hours ago view more

  • Kristen Walker

  • 30 / Female
  • Dallas, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/26/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Comedy - making and watching; writing - fiction, nonfiction, poetry, you name it; music - making and listening; skating - roller derby rules; reading - all kinds of stuff as long as its good; fat acceptance - promoting health and a healthy body image at every size; family and friends - in love with my new baby niece Ana Lynn; studying random topics of interest - depending on the week, could be voodoo, handguns, saints, travel, motorcycles, etc.; fashion; culture; politics; art; lyrics; words; animals - love my doggies!; nature; tattoos & piercings; vintage/retro fashion & art; cute boys - or better yet, sexy men!
  • Music

    My favorite musician of the mo is Jack White - all three of his bands, especially White Stripes, make the top of my list. Right now I am also listening to a lot of Gossip, Dresden Dolls, Amy Winehouse, Merle Haggard, Lil Wayne, Rilo Kiley, Concrete Blonde, Dolly Parton... I would say I have eclectic taste. I'm a little bit country, and a little bit hip-hop, but I'm a LOT rock n roll!
  • Movies

    *sigh* I love movies. Officially, my favorite three movies are The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I actually have a tattoo in Elvish, because I am a straight-up nerd. Some other random movies that come to mind that I love: The Royal Tennenbaums, The Amateurs, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, Breaking the Waves, Ghostbusters I & II, Little Voice, Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Natural Born Killers, Chicago, Rushmore, The X-Men movies, The Train, The Neverending Story, Ace Ventura, Amelie, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, Fight Club, and many more!
  • Television

    South Park - awesome; Intervention - hilarious; 24 - ridiculous; The Closer - Lady Detective; The Daily Show - greatness; The Colbert Report - genius
  • Books

    Vonnegut - Robbins - Salinger - Hemingway - Dostoyevsky - Chesterton - Sedaris - Murdoch - McDonald - King - Rice - Clark - LeGuin - Nietzsche - Paton - Kerouac - Ginsberg - and so so so so many more!
  • Heroes

    I am working really hard on being my own hero. Meanwhile I admire comedians such as Ron White and Dave Chappelle, writers such as Kurt Vonnegut and J.D. Salinger, musicians such as Jack White and Amanda Palmer, singers such as Amy Winehouse and Johnette Napolitano, real-life saints such as Steve Irwin and Fred Rogers, strong unapologetic women such as Beth Ditto and the Assassination City Roller Derby girls, religious figures such as Christ and Siddhartha, war heroes like my grandfather and others of the Greatest Generation who triumphed in WWII, and various other artists, entertainers, and so-and-so's who overcome.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: G-Town
  • Height: 5' 6"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Human

Companies

  • Freezin Beggar Films

    • Dallas, TX US
    • Executive Director
    Now

Status and Mood

  • Kristen Walker has a lot to be thankful for.
    Mood: thankful thankful
    Posted 19 hours ago
  • Kristen Walker is resisting the urge to cut into the zucchini bread.
    Mood: hungry hungry
    Posted at 7:33 AM Nov 26
  • Kristen Walker gearing up to start roller derby!
    Mood: adventurous adventurous
    Posted at 6:40 AM Nov 25
  • Kristen Walker Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    Posted at 10:39 PM Oct 24
  • Kristen Walker Goodbye, personal belongings! Hello, mobility!
    Mood: tired tired
    Posted at 8:02 PM Oct 23

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Blurbs

About me:

After graduation I flirted with many careers (student, bicycle messenger, missionary- and I would like to say hello to my friends, the godless savages of Xicouatchitl- hi guys! Praise the Lord!) but I always returned to my first love: mercenary work. Not only do I get to travel, but I get to meet and kill interesting people in exotic locales. I've learned new languages, fallen in love, fallen out of love, and later shot that person for money. I really couldn't ask for a more fulfilling life. Sure, this line of work gets a bad rap from the "liberal" media, but it's really just misunderstood. We're people like everyone else. We just happen to wear black leather, carry fake passports and hide garrotes in airport bathrooms for later use.
Recently I turned my passion for my work into a non-fiction book that will soon be published by Ballantine. It's called "The Lady Assassin's Complete Guide to Fulfillment: How to Successfully Balance Love, Motherhood and a Career as a Hired Killer." Look for it in a bookstore near you!

Who I'd like to meet:

Myself, in a dark alley.

Comments

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  • Nov 3 2009 6:02 AM

    Night of the Creeps
  • Sep 2 2009 5:50 PM

  • Aug 15 2009 10:47 PM

    Happy early birthday!! I don't get on here much, so I wanted to tell you while I could!
  • Aug 3 2009 7:01 AM

    You ever get a bad feelin' about a bean?
  • Jul 24 2009 5:11 AM

    How do you get Michael Jackson out of the curtains?
  • Jun 19 2009 6:42 AM

    That's right! Fuckin' goddamn Huey Lewis! SPORTS!
  • May 5 2009 7:47 PM

    How the fuck could you have made it through a Dave Matthews show? Unspeakable evil.
  • Apr 8 2009 11:42 PM

    ''Preciate that shit!'
  • Feb 23 2009 3:22 AM

    Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
    what they do or who they hurt.
    They go through their lives and don't apologize
    for the shit that they've disturbed.
    But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well
    When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
    They're the people that are going to hell

    Some beat their wives or pull out a knife
    and stab a person or two or three
    with no repercussions and no one here can touch them
    and they get away scott free
    But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell
    When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
    They're the people that are going to hell

    They will spend eternity cursing all they've done
    faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run
    They will be in agony until the end of time
    Cuz they were such ass holes while alive

    So try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day
    When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you
    No matter what they say.
    And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and
    when their lives are over and they've done what they've done
    They're the people that are going to hell
  • Jan 15 2009 3:30 PM

    Hey girl! Remember this? Will you be there again this year? ...Only 2 days away!
    PhotobucketHope you're still doing good, not dead or married! ha!
  • Nov 27 2008 7:05 PM

  • Sep 24 2008 10:26 PM

    hey mija, watcha been up to? hit me up sometime we'll grab brunch or lunch or whateva!
    i gots a cell now so i can be gotten a hold of now...lol
    ps. i did tell you i was prego again, right? not sure if I did, anywho...hit me back..hope all is well *hugz*
  • Sep 12 2008 6:41 AM

    Get Excited, Get Angry, Get Motivated, Get Moving, and Get others involved!!!




  • Sep 4 2008 4:57 PM

  • Aug 29 2008 9:41 PM

    HAPPY LATE-LATE BIRTHDAY!
    HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL
    HIT ME UP SOMETIME...I GOT A CELL NOW..YIPPEE!
  • Aug 28 2008 1:31 AM

    Thanks Kitten...I'll bring T! We will have some bomb diggity fun!
  • Aug 22 2008 6:11 PM

    Happy belated birthday!! I hope you had a good one.
  • Aug 21 2008 11:00 PM

    Happy Birthday!!!!!
  • Aug 21 2008 9:07 PM

    Happy Buh Day
  • Aug 21 2008 6:19 PM

    Damn. It is your birfday.
    Hell yeah.
  • Aug 21 2008 1:10 PM

    Happy B!
  • Aug 14 2008 6:35 AM

    Hello to all you BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!
    We are launching our production in true Hollywood Fashion
    and we want you there!!

    Villa Lounge is a very exclusive party with a celebrity clientele,
    so you must be on the list!! The good news is,
    I MAKE THE LIST..well atleast for this one night!

    Send me an email with your full name and your guests
    This is going to be a great night of networking abd celebrating
    THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE...and that includes you!

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  • Aug 11 2008 1:37 AM

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    Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
  • Jul 21 2008 9:47 PM

    hey how have you been doing chick?
    haven't spoken to you in a while...miss you chick!
    hit me back when you get a chance!