About me:
After graduation I flirted with many careers (student, bicycle messenger, missionary- and I would like to say hello to my friends, the godless savages of Xicouatchitl- hi guys! Praise the Lord!) but I always returned to my first love: mercenary work. Not only do I get to travel, but I get to meet and kill interesting people in exotic locales. I've learned new languages, fallen in love, fallen out of love, and later shot that person for money. I really couldn't ask for a more fulfilling life. Sure, this line of work gets a bad rap from the "liberal" media, but it's really just misunderstood. We're people like everyone else. We just happen to wear black leather, carry fake passports and hide garrotes in airport bathrooms for later use.
Recently I turned my passion for my work into a non-fiction book that will soon be published by Ballantine. It's called "The Lady Assassin's Complete Guide to Fulfillment: How to Successfully Balance Love, Motherhood and a Career as a Hired Killer." Look for it in a bookstore near you!
Who I'd like to meet:
Myself, in a dark alley.
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Nov 3 2009 6:02 AM
Sep 2 2009 5:50 PM
@ Yahoo! Video
Aug 15 2009 10:47 PM
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Jun 19 2009 6:42 AM
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Feb 23 2009 3:22 AM
what they do or who they hurt.
They go through their lives and don't apologize
for the shit that they've disturbed.
But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people that are going to hell
Some beat their wives or pull out a knife
and stab a person or two or three
with no repercussions and no one here can touch them
and they get away scott free
But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people that are going to hell
They will spend eternity cursing all they've done
faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run
They will be in agony until the end of time
Cuz they were such ass holes while alive
So try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day
When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you
No matter what they say.
And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and
when their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people that are going to hell
Jan 15 2009 3:30 PM
Nov 27 2008 7:05 PM
Sep 24 2008 10:26 PM
i gots a cell now so i can be gotten a hold of now...lol
ps. i did tell you i was prego again, right? not sure if I did, anywho...hit me back..hope all is well *hugz*
Sep 12 2008 6:41 AM
Sep 4 2008 4:57 PM
Aug 29 2008 9:41 PM
HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL
HIT ME UP SOMETIME...I GOT A CELL NOW..YIPPEE!
Aug 28 2008 1:31 AM
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Aug 21 2008 9:07 PM
Aug 21 2008 6:19 PM
Hell yeah.
Aug 21 2008 1:10 PM
Aug 14 2008 6:35 AM
We are launching our production in true Hollywood Fashion
and we want you there!!
Villa Lounge is a very exclusive party with a celebrity clientele,
so you must be on the list!! The good news is,
I MAKE THE LIST..well atleast for this one night!
Send me an email with your full name and your guests
This is going to be a great night of networking abd celebrating
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE...and that includes you!
Aug 11 2008 1:37 AM
Jul 29 2008 2:10 AM
Jul 21 2008 9:47 PM
haven't spoken to you in a while...miss you chick!
hit me back when you get a chance!