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Kristen
Kristen Walker
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I'm so cool people in the circus run away to join me.
Female
30 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States
Last Login: 11/9/2009
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | G-Town | | Body type: | 5' 6" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Occupation: | Human |
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Freezin Beggar Films
Dallas, TX US
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Kristen Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Posted at 10:39 PM Oct 24
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About me:
After graduation I flirted with many careers (student, bicycle messenger, missionary- and I would like to say hello to my friends, the godless savages of Xicouatchitl- hi guys! Praise the Lord!) but I always returned to my first love: mercenary work. Not only do I get to travel, but I get to meet and kill interesting people in exotic locales. I've learned new languages, fallen in love, fallen out of love, and later shot that person for money. I really couldn't ask for a more fulfilling life. Sure, this line of work gets a bad rap from the "liberal" media, but it's really just misunderstood. We're people like everyone else. We just happen to wear black leather, carry fake passports and hide garrotes in airport bathrooms for later use.
Recently I turned my passion for my work into a non-fiction book that will soon be published by Ballantine. It's called "The Lady Assassin's Complete Guide to Fulfillment: How to Successfully Balance Love, Motherhood and a Career as a Hired Killer." Look for it in a bookstore near you!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Myself, in a dark alley.
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