I like: My dog Trooper. Watching movies, adventures, using outside play as an excuse not to excersise. Comedy Clubs. Driving. Travel. Using periods as if they were commas. Playing Guitar/banjo. Cooking. Eating. Smoking funny cigarettes...then eating again. Reading. Writing. Rithmatic. and Kelly Clarkson.
Music
I just started listening to newer music because of good friends and Pandora.com. Now, I have a station for just about every song, or singer I've ever liked. So, it's one happy Glen Cambell song after another. Actually, I'm stuck on the Juno Soundtrack at the moment, and Grey's Anatomy season 3 soundtrack, and anything by Megadeath, or Bluegrass Gospel.
Movies
God where to begin? Back to the Future in my opinion changed life as we know it. Clue, Drop Dead Georgious, Time Cop, Blood Sport, Shawshank Redemption, When Harry Met Sally....man I could go on for a while...but I don't care to . So, my all time favorite movie? It's a tie between Pulp Fiction and Sound of Music.
Television
I should've updated my TV section when I got cable. But now that I have DVR, there's no avoiding it. I love Top Chef. I especially like to cook while it's on and pretend I'm making what they're making. (Although, theirs doesn't come from a box and the key ingredient isn't powdered cheese.)
I've kept up with Dexter, and each season I laugh way to hard at the acting, story, and how hard they try to make Long Beach look like Miami. I'm a fan of Fox's animation domination- King of the Hill, Simpson's, American Dad......and I absolutely live for my DVR'd Thursday night which I always watch on Monday. The Office, 30 Rock, and Kath and Kim make me very happy. Guilty pleasure is still Grey's Anatomy. I've seen every episode and cry every time. But don't tell anyone. Oh, and I fall asleep watching The Golden Girls....but who doesn't?
Books
I love to read. Billboards, candy wrappers, street signs, pretty much anything I can wrap my eyes around. I read a really good shampoo bottle in the bathroom the other day, not bad.
Heroes
Most of my heroes are comics. Almost all have died. Johnny Carson, Milton Burle, Sam Kinison, Jack Benny, Red Fox, and my personal mentor Kelly Moran. I admire my parents more and more the older I get for the way they raised me, anyone who puts others needs ahead of their own, and pro wrestlers.
Who I'd like to meet: I want to meet you...whoever you are! Well, uness you're a bad person...or smelly. Well, a little smell I can handle since we're just e-friends anyway. So, smelly folk, I'm dying to meet you too. Oh, I don't like fwd: people...If you send all of your "friends" forewards everyday of some great internet joke you read and now must share with everyone....I don't want to meet you. However, anyone else is welcome. Well, hang on, if you're into cyber sex and use My Space as a means to meet other cybersexuals ...nope. I don't want to meet you either...no judgement passed. I just don't have that kind of time on my hands. I like peope that share an interest in self exploration, breast cancer research, and occasionally a good dead baby joke.
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You can find my newest CD, "Buckle Up!" in stores March 1st - but it's available now online!
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OH and stop by my website and let me know what you think!
Thanks for all your support! The show went really well at the Laugh Factory, and the turnout was great!
If you couldn't make it, I have uploaded to my profile seven ten-minute segments from this outstanding variety show featuring Old Time Music, magic, dance, comedy and fun!
I hope that all is well with you. I cant wait to see you here in just a couple of weeks. Have fun and take care of your self. And remember that I LOVE your smile, It lits up the world.
Kristin, thank you for the add! I miss seeing you in amarillo but loved seeing you on last comic standing! You are definately where you belong...would love for you to come home and do one for the good ole days!!!
I went to read your new blog - and it's GONE!! vanished into thin air - now I'm gonna drive myself crazy trying to figure out what it was about ?/}[|=+..
Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you..re bouncing up and down on him.”
His mom is taken by surprise and says, “Oh…well…ah…well, I..m bouncing on his stomach because he..s fat and that makes him thin again.” The boy responds, “That won..t work!” His mom says, “Why not?” The boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!
One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."
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