Kristin Yarmer
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Female
31 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/2/2009
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    Kristin Yarmer's Interests
Generalcooking, cleaning, dodging punches and concealing bruised eyes. laughing my ass off. going out to see shows & having drinks with friends. sharpie mustaches. art. mirror mosaics. music. coloring. braiding. swimming. cycling. being on lake travis with my boat. holding rainbows on the beach. travel. lonestar. friends. tv. movies......wow! oh, did i say drinking?
Musicbeck, beastie boys, firewater, calexico, outkast, air, pixies, blonde redhead, modest mouse, the cardigans, violent femmes, janes addiction, radiohead, bjork, frank black, simian, faith no more, clinic, david bowie, the mummies, willie nelson, johnny cash, the rev. horton heat, queens of the stoneage, eagles of deathmetal, gorillaz, primus, booker T and the mgs, the who, the stones, led zeppelin,bikini kill, the misfits, eryka badu, snoop, the clash, madness, the dead kennedys, the cramps, jet, dick dale, dale watson, mr. lewis and the funeral 5, jesus lizard, the dan band cause they are super funny, gogol bordello, spoon, the fuckemos,lydia lunch, motorhead, generally anything that doesnt suck ass. todays country is pretty much out and also all the boots pants music too.
Moviesamerican history x, shawshank redemption, snakes on a mutha fuckin plane, monkey bone, mean girls, freeway, fight club, death to smoochy, old school, wedding crashers, nightmare before xmas, big fish, everyones favorite pulp fiction, imitation of life, any movie with delinquent teenage girls, the spidermans, lord of the ring trilogy, oh god where does it end.
Televisionfamily guy, simpson, american dad, adult swim, oblongs, futurama, venture brothers, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, king of the hill, south park, its always sunny in philidephia, curb your enthusiasm, nip/tuck(cant f-ing wait), rescue me, lost, office, most reality shows...i know and i dont care. and how can you not love all those crazy kids on the mtv inferno and gauntlet challenges.
Bookscurrently charles bukowski. c.s. lewis
Heroesfam & friends

     Kristin Yarmer's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:austin, tx.
Body type:5' 9"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:hairstylist

   Kristin Yarmer's Companies
Waterstone Aesthetics 373.7546
Austin, Tx US
Hairdresser/Color Specialist




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About me:
it takes alot to really piss me off yet at the same time i am getting more impatient with people everyday. I love to be surrounded by funny people, so dont suck, make a bitch laugh already. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
johnny depp, the late mitch hedberg, the beastie boys, tom callicio, anthony bourdain, any group of extremly funny people and shit talkers galore

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sweetpea

sweetpea



Jul 31 2009 12:29 AM

Where are you?  Girl Power Hour is in ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PistoLeah

PistoLeah



Jul 20 2009 4:52 AM

How's that collar bone????? You better?
sweetpea

sweetpea



Jul 11 2009 3:56 PM

poo poo
sweetpea

sweetpea



Jul 3 2009 2:43 AM

we need to get together soon. girl power...activate!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5



Jul 2 2009 3:41 PM

This is what baby fever develops into.
Firewater

Firewater



Jun 13 2009 11:09 AM

Firewater Summer Euro Tour

FIREWATER - LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS!
Last shows until October!

Jun 26 : Larz, GERMANY : Fusion Festival
Jun 27 : Audincourt, FRANCE : Rencontres & Racines
Jun 28 : Istanbul, TURKEY : Balkan Soundz Festival
July 02 : Dornbirn, AUSTRIA : Speilboden
July 03 : Bulle, SWITZERLAND : Gibloux Festival
July 04 : Jena, GERMANY : JG Stadtmitte
July 05 : Hradec Kralove, CZECH R.: Rock For People
July 06 : Vienna, AUSTRIA : Szene Wein
July 08 : Linz, AUSTRIA : Posthof
July 10 : Steyr, AUSTRIA : Röda
July 11 : Bologna, ITALY : Mondiali Antirazzisti
July 12 : Milano, ITALY : Magnolia Festival
July 13 : Colmar, FRANCE : Hiero
July 15 : Paris, FRANCE : Batofar
July 17 : Pozega, CROATIA : Dirty Old Empire Festival
July 18 : Veszprem, HUNGARY : Utcazene Fesztivál
July 24 : Riberac, FRANCE : Le Grand Souk Festival
July 25 : Gdynia, POLAND : Globaltica Festival
July 31 : Namur, BELGIUM : Esperanzha Festival
Aug 01 : Habere-Poche, FRANCE : Rock'n'Poche Festival
Aug 02 : Bladel, NETHERLANDS : Bladelse Zomerfeesten

> Bellydancers in costume get in free at all club shows!

> More shows are still being added, so check the Firewater MySpace page for updates.

> This message was sent by an evil robot. So if you are somewhere other than Europe and can't escape, we're sorry. We'll be back again someday soon.
Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5



Jun 10 2009 2:48 PM

I miss Manny.
Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5



Jun 4 2009 10:48 PM

We will watch Spegory grow up. We will feel sadness and joy simultaneously when Spegory has his first day of Kindergarten.
"I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here"
Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5



Jun 4 2009 4:49 PM

I want to get him pregnant. I want to get my baby inside him. I want him to carry it to term and birth it through his belly button. We will name it Spegory. We will stand in the doorway of Spegory's bedroom and watch Spegory sleep. A single tear will fall from our right eyes.

Spencer Pratt Says Hell Fight Eminem & Asher Roth

PistoLeah

PistoLeah



May 17 2009 12:29 AM

It was so nice to see you last night, thank you for joining us. You are just adorable and I have missed you. I hope you get healed up quickly, let me know if you need help with anything while you are recovering from your accident. And remember-- when someone tells you to go play in the street, they don't really mean it! :o
Let' not let so much time pass before I get to see you again. Love you, Kristin!
PistoLeah

PistoLeah



May 15 2009 12:34 PM

Hey, you want to meet us up at Trudy's North Star tonight for some drinky poos??? Hmmm???? It's my birthday and I want to see you. I think Kat is going. Come see us and bring whoever you want. I miss you! Oh yeah, 7-ish! XO!!
the blonde volcano

Laura Wirtanen



Apr 29 2009 10:30 PM

tea and rice, rice and tea... i miss you! let's make a play date.
Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5



Apr 21 2009 2:40 PM

Seriously. I need a haircut. My hair is so long that it's made me creepy and I can't find my shirt to save my life.

T.O.M.

Tom Yen



Apr 20 2009 10:52 PM


Firewater

Firewater



Apr 15 2009 2:04 PM

Firewater Euro Tour

FIREWATER SPRING EU TOUR

Apr 23 : Reitschule - Bern, SWITZERLAND
Apr 24 : Bauhof - Pettenbach, AUSTRIA
Apr 25 : PEN Festival - Pecs, HUNGARY
Apr 26 : Bloom - Mezzago, Milano, ITALY
Apr 27 : Circolo Artisti - Roma, ITALY
Apr 28 : Tagomago - Massa Carrarra, ITALY
Apr 29 : Arcikroen - Villafranca di Verona, ITALY
Apr 30 : Vidia Club - Cesena, ITALY
May 01: Hoebar - Obertsdorf, GERMANY
May 02 : Bergenfest - Bergen, NORWAY
May 05 : Bevrijdingsfestival - Den Haag, NETHERLANDS
May 06 : Kesselhaus - Berlin, GERMANY
May 07 : DESI - Nurnburg, GERMANY
May 08 : Gaia Festival - Thessaloniki, GREECE
May 09 : Gaia Festival - Athens, GREECE
Mallory

Mallory



Mar 24 2009 12:29 AM

WAHAT Happend?
Doug Sakmann

Doug Sakmann



Mar 17 2009 4:45 AM

glad you dig post mortem pinups! more on the way! stay tuned at www. postmortempinups. com...
Sweet Dee

Sweet Dee



Mar 14 2009 3:15 PM

What's up, Sucka?? I'm great - just working, stayin' black, you know how I roll...how the hell have you been?
Miss Morgue

Miss Morgue



Mar 14 2009 3:01 PM

Last name is Scholl! Hey you want to come out to my lake house for monday and tues? The Chicken Ranch crew will be there.
Miss Morgue

Miss Morgue



Mar 13 2009 12:38 AM

Sunday morn. You can find me at the Malpo Chicken Hut.
Miss Morgue

Miss Morgue



Mar 10 2009 11:17 PM

Guess whos coming in town!!!
Detox Jim Ortiz

 Detox Jim Ortiz



Mar 2 2009 7:53 PM

where you moving to? and why???
call me, Ruca!!!!
the blonde volcano

Laura Wirtanen



Feb 17 2009 3:15 AM

i'm back in town. call me!
Mallory

Mallory



Feb 14 2009 10:41 PM

massage not message
Mallory

Mallory



Feb 13 2009 8:45 PM

are you coming to your sences?
i love my hair cut, i love that people didn't recogonize me.
I love that people i don't know still knew it was me.
who is your yarm yarm?
who is your yarm?
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