Stryker
Ted Stryker
Ted Stryker Have fun and don't sweat the small stuff

Male
72 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2009
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    Stryker's Interests
GeneralI like to work and never am really satisfied.
MusicD.O.C., Nirvana, Muse, System of a Down, Pennywise, AFI, KORN, 311, Coldplay, Green Day, The Strokes, NWA, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, Bad Religion, Foo's, Incubus, Mickey Avalon, Killers, 30 Seconds To Mars, Avenged Sevenfold, LIT, ASH, Scars on Broadway
Movies

Caddyshack, Vacation, Stripes, Field of Dreams, Ferris Buehlers Day Off, Heaven Can Wait, Office Space, Old School, Airplane, Breakfast Club, Willy Wonka and..., The Bad News Bears, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Walk The Line, Napolean Dynomite!!!!, Casino, Good Fellas, The Wedding Singer, Hoosiers, Almost Famous, Grand Canyon, Point Break, Scrambled Porn on my TV...and Grandmas Boy..OUTCOLD... The Sweetest Thing ..A Mid Summer Nights Rave ( i got reasons for the last 4)

TelevisionLOST, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Family Guy, The White Shadow, Different Strokes, Family Feud (Richard Dawson only), J and K plus 8, PTI.
Books..RUTHLESS by Jerry Heller.
Heroes Kelly Leak, Brian Griffin, my brother Sparky, my parents.

     Stryker's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:LOVELINE and REELZ Channel

   Stryker's Schools
Palisades Charter High
Pacific Palisades, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2008 to 2009



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   Stryker's Blurbs
About me:
You are a sad man. Same hat (black), same shirt, same bad band, same story, Stop using others for your gain. You got to meet a famous person? Holy cow!! Post it. Yawn." From the "hollywood" people. Look in the mirror! You are what you hate! Hello...Thanks for checking out my page. I have many jobs. AMP RADIO in Los Angeles 3pm-7pm. Im a new DEAN on CHARM SCHOOL 3 which starts May 11, 2009. I put out a Mix CD which sold close to 100,000 units! I've done a voice on Family Guy, American Dad and I punked Fall Out Boy on MTV. I recently was a guest on Chelsea Lately and yes she's crazy in a good way. I hosted the show on MTV WHo Knows The Band. Ive worked at 31 Flavors, The Four Seasons Hotel, and even bagged groceries. I graduated from the U. of Arizona..Pali High..Paul Revere Jr. High. I've also been in a couple music videos. MxPx Responsibility...Limb Bizkit's Break Stuff. Grew up in Westwood. Played video games at Westworld..ate Tommy's burgers. UCLA Bowling and Pizza was the best. WallyWorld...next 3 exits. I love Los Angeles! I was born and raised here and never wanna leave. If it was possible to live in a hotel I may do it. I love cleanliness and air conditioned rooms. I'm addicted to room service. I call...then a human walks in my room and puts a tray down with food. I eat it in the bed..put the dishes back on the tray and leave it in the hallway outside my door. Magically when I leave the room, the tray is gone. I like milky ways, tuna melts from The Apple Pan and The Slidebar in Fullerton, Fat Burger burgers, Hot Dogs from Carney's, tortilla soup from Houstons. Vendome sandwiches, Reubens with no sourkrout, Ice Berg lettuce wedges are the best! 7am visits to you know where in Vegas, Sparky's candy at city walk and I'm into Pretzel Combos. The bathrooms at Cheesecake factory always smell fantastic. I need to have clean hands and always wash the top of soda cans. The Roosevelt Hotel bathrooms on the 2nd floor smell so good I may move in. Trader Vics drinks feel like a vacation and hot chicks with no personality are useless..Thank god I found a hot and very funny one! I love to work!!! I also sometimes dream of lounging on a beach with some sort of a drink containing a miniature umbrealla..ella..ella...ella ..ay ay ay and asking Katie about BERNEEEEEnie. I also have a dog named Bonzai!
Who I'd like to meet:
I already met her. Id also like to meet Jackie Earle Haley, Jud Apatow, and Larry David.

   


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Stacey--The M.C.

Stacey McBride



Nov 6 2009 4:41 AM

CONGRATS man!
jazmine

jazmine



Nov 6 2009 4:41 AM

hey stryker
miss you on loveline
when can you drop by
is it tru you got married
if you did...congrats!
Windy City Gentleman

Windy City Gentleman



Nov 6 2009 4:41 AM

thank you for being awesome :)
Ranger Rick

Ranger Rick



Nov 1 2009 6:24 AM

miss you on love line and ellen. its not the same without you. best wishes to ya.
ShaNe

ShaNe



Nov 1 2009 6:24 AM

you just added that extra spiff for the younger crowd, you asked all those questions that we'd wanna ask dr. drew even though they sound stupid, wel still wanna know right? haha.. come back to LL brotha!
Brandy ur a fine girl

Brandy ur a fine girl



Nov 1 2009 6:23 AM

And don't ever tattoo that baby skin, 'cause guys without tattoos are HOT!
Westcott Avenue-MARQUEE THEATRE december 19

Westcott Avenue-MARQUEE THEATRE december 19



Nov 1 2009 6:23 AM

Hey stryker, I would like to personally invite you to our cd release party on Saturday November 7 at CLUB RED in tempe. The show starts at 8. We are going to have a giant raffle where we will give away a customized guitar, gift certificates, and free drinks. Jason Devore, the lead singer of Authority Zero will be playing with his new irish punk band THE BOLLOX. Our pre sale tickets are 10 dollars, and if you buy pre sale you get a free copy of our debut album. I wanted to personally invite you because your attendance is important to me. Please let me know if you can attend, I have tickets. Thanks

-Brett, Westcott
A Welcome Distraction @ Slidebar Nov 28th

A Welcome Distraction @ Slidebar Nov 28th



Nov 1 2009 6:23 AM

Dude! You or someone you from the radio needs to be at the Knitting Factory on the 24th. It's going to be beyond epic, it's going to like sex.
Sara

Sara



Nov 1 2009 6:23 AM

I want you back on loveline! Hope you caught up with It's Always Sunny, its so goooood! PS I hate twitter! Even though I follow you on there, lol.

I talked to you and the gang from It's Always Sunny before! Good times :D I'll never forget it.

Much luv XD
tonymonkey.

tonymonkey.



Nov 1 2009 6:23 AM

go back on LOVELINE or i will KILL you!
ALL I NEED IZ YOU!!!

tammi mccune



Nov 1 2009 6:22 AM

happy halloween
love,luv,<3

love,luv,<3



Nov 1 2009 6:22 AM

T, where you at?

whats up???

T

Travis Wright



Nov 1 2009 6:22 AM

Your not on love line why??
~♥~Jaz~♥~

Xx jaz Xx



Nov 1 2009 6:22 AM

hello there yummy,
showing yur page some loveeee
just popping by to say hello,
how r u?
drop by some time,
xx jaz xx
Me =)

Me =)



Nov 1 2009 6:22 AM

~ =)♥J. from the O.C. ~
Vamp

Countess Vamp



Nov 1 2009 6:21 AM

Happy Halloween!
BAT COUNTRY

Collin Cummings



Oct 4 2009 6:09 PM

dude when you gonna go back on love line?? you said youd go visit and i never hear ya. you called in once that i heard and after that nothin.
LizetYo! follow me on twitter.com/lizetyo

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Oct 4 2009 6:08 PM

I rarely listen to loveline anymore. It's not the same with out you. It's gotten boring now.

You're missed Stryker!
ASTRID

ASTRID



Oct 4 2009 6:08 PM

Hi there,ted!!....
what are you doing??...
anyway,thank's for being my newest friend...
enjoy your day...
keep safe....
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Oct 4 2009 6:07 PM

Dude... I love love line..


but.. seriously.. your half the reason I listened.. and Now.. its kinda boring.. like... its still fuckin funny....
but.. I hadn't listened since like febuary or something..

and I listened like not to long ago.. and....


its lost half of what it used to be..

SUCKS MAN. come back if you can.
*Shannon*

*Shannon*



Sep 13 2009 4:52 PM

I miss you on love line. It's just not the same :(
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Thomas Obarowski



Sep 13 2009 4:52 PM

yea dude.
I don't listen to loveline anymore.. because now it's boring.
Tamra Alexander

Tamra Alexander



Sep 13 2009 4:52 PM

Thanks for the add Stryker. Sorry about DJ AM, that's rough. Peace, Tamra.
Tori

Tori



Sep 13 2009 4:52 PM

Hi stranger...
Tori
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