Thank you, Captain Obvious..
Krstofer Evans
Krstofer Evans Removing excuses since 31 October 2001

Male
38 years old
Corvallis, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 12/3/2009
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    Thank you, Captain Obvious..'s Interests
GeneralWelding, passion flowers, carnivorous plants, blacksmithing, engineering, voodoo lilies.. Computers, building things, figuring out how things work.. I seem to collect random bits of knowledge.. I like looking at some thing or machine and figuring out ways to make it function a little better. 'Cource 50% of the time I end up breaking it totally.. But that's part of the learning expierience. Maybe I'll be able to use the knowledge gained while breaking that thing to build a better something else in the future.
MusicAlternative, techno & classic... I lived with a Los Angeles rave promoter for a while so I got a little exposureto tht scene from a view most never see.. NIN & FatBoy Slim are the all time favorites..
MoviesMovies?
There's quite a few I'd like to see...
But pretty much if it's come out in the last 5 years I haven't seen it, unless it's made it onto the tele..
Why not?
No time / someone to watch it with..

Here's one I could have been in.. Well, till that "back's broken" thing...

And one we're all in like it or not:

TelevisionDiscovery... History.. SCI-Fi.. Once the new season starts you'll find me in front of the tele friday nites for SCI-FI.

And 'course.. The Daily Show.. Where we can see what it's *really* like "over there" in the sandbox:

BooksBooks?
While I've read the bible, I don't believe in it.

Mostly I'm into sci-fi & those sort of books that aren't based on The Truth.. Hmmm... Maybe that's why I've read the bible?

HeroesHero's?

I'm my own friggin' hero..
Very few folks could do what I've already done..
And very few folks could deal with what I must now. Imagine your life in my shoes.. You're 'top of the heap' in 3 different career fields- Not the tippy-top, but close. Your life is getting paid to have fun. you have 30 years of "life expierence" you put into your job(s), and you're close to the best in the world at several different things.
Your life is your legs.. How else would you ride a snowboard, pack a saw on wildfires, or control aircraft in a combat enviornment w/o getting killed?

Then all the sudden a tree falls on you while fighting an arson fire.. It breaks your back.. And now you cannot feel or move your legs. All that life knowledge? Still there but good luck usin' it. (note how my saw is now taller than I am...) All that physical ability? Gone. All that "getting paid to have fun"? Gone.

Could you deal? If all you have right now is suddenly ripped from you? If you all the sudden cannot do anything you considered "fun"? If you had to spend the rest of your life with a wheelchair tied to your ass?

I don't need a Hero. I am my own.


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     Thank you, Captain Obvious..'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tahoe Ca
Body type:6' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Student & business owner
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Thank you, Captain Obvious..'s Schools
Oregon State University
Corvallis, OR
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business
Minor: Entrepreneurship
Clubs: 1 lab till I have a Chemistry minor as well. ^_^
 
Current Courses:

2006 to Present
California State University-Chico
Chico,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: CSCI, Then Business.. Then..?
 

2003 to 2005
Community College Of The Air Force
Montgomery, AL
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Communications & Radio Theory
Clubs: Persian Gulf Yacht Club
 

1996 to 2000
Feather River Community College District
Quincy,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Fun!
Minor: Damn this one took a long time, but I got it!
 

1990 to 2001

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Technology - Business - Manager
http://crew13.com

   Thank you, Captain Obvious..'s Companies
Alpine Gravity Research
Tahoe, Ca US
Owner
R&D

I flippin' Own it.
Crew13.com
Corvallis, Oregon US
Owner

2002 -> Present



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About me:
A long life in a short story:


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       Professional alpine snowboarding as a member of Cross M (1994 APSS North American ranking: 21 in GS & 17 in Slalom) ~> USAF Terminal Attack Controller (Achieved Enlisted Terminal Attack Controller rating in 1998) stationed at Fort Drum Ny.. Yes, Air Force living on an Army base.. ~> Professional wildland firefighter- 2nd sawyer on the Plumas Hotshots ~> Retired at 30 with a spinal injury when a tree fell on me while fighting an arson fire in Clay County, Kentucky. ~> Now I can't walk, but my mind works just as well as it ever did.. What to do now? School.. Engineering.. Horticulture.. On top of it all ~>
Where's That Girl?

       Believe it or not, meeting people is rather difficult when their first opinion of you is "is he retarded?" I haven't any idea why folks think "wheelchairs" = "brain damage", but that seems to be what happens often. people are afraid to talk to me because I'm "different". I figure if you're that shallow, I prolly don't want to talk to you anyway.

So now my life revolves around school & inventing / building things for the wildland fire industry. O-Chem, Calc & Finance.. Plus running my business where I'm the owner, operator & only employee.
No, I don't sleep much. Don't have the time.

Folks say this vid reminds them of me:

Who I'd like to meet:
Hmmm...It would be nice to meet someone who's cute, intelligent & not into all the relationship reindeer games. Would be nice if she didn't live too terribly far away as I've had a few Bad Experiences with the long distance relationships.
Lately I've compiled a list.. You know what you want when looking for a house or car right? Why not have a list for a companion?
Here it is:

Many of these are negotiable. Some are not.

Mind candy:
Smart is definitely a plus. In fact it's a requirement.
I don't care how old you are but you must have that maturity level.
Be interested in what's happening in the world around us be it politics, science, nature, or simply how things work.
Being smarter than I am at math / science is quite hot.

Attitude / lifestyle:
I'd like to share the cooking- thus she needs know her way around the kitchen. I don't expect her to do it all but knowing which end of the knife to hold & how to keep it sharp would be nice.
Sounds obvious but please be able to drive.
Be able to move with a purpose. (there's times for lollygagging & times to get it done. Know the difference.)
Spelling is important.

Eye candy:
Be shorter than I am. Preferably less than 5'7", ideally around 5'.
Not so excited about the larger cup sizes.
What's that? You have red hair? And that freckled completion that shouts "not from a bottle"? !....
Admin Note ~> Dressing slutty is not attractive. If she's constantly pulling the skirt down perhaps she needs a longer one. I like a little mystery- Give me something to unwrap when we get home ok?

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Thank you, Captain Obvious..'s Friends Comments
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It's just me

It's just me



Oct 31 2009 8:11 PM

It's been a bit, I just wanted to say hi. Funny thing... I had the "People You May Know" thing on my page... Apparently you, and another friend of mine in Germany are friends with the same person. Kinda strange.... Who knows
Jeri Christopher

Jeri  Christopher



Mar 18 2009 4:59 PM

Do you twit?
Diamond Lil Glass

Liliana Trott



Mar 2 2009 12:20 AM

Beautiful work my friend :)
Xhrys

Xhrys



Mar 1 2009 6:36 PM

WOW you are getting really good at cutting stones! They look really nice. I hope you are doing well haven't heard from you in a while. Give a shout when you get the chance. Hope that school is going well for you. Take care and talk to you soon.
Jeri Christopher

Jeri  Christopher



Feb 15 2009 5:18 PM

Do you know what I thought of? I named the baby Evan Christopher. That's your name backwards.

Now you can say you have someone named after you :-)

How you been? How's gem cutting? I think that is so cool. It would be way awesome if you posted a video of it. I'd watch it!

Do you work with jade? I was doing jewelry making and someone gave me a bunch of jade chips. I took out the dremmel, not quite knowing what I was doing, and attempted to drill holes. Yeah, I pretty much broke all but 3 chips. You can't make a bracelet out of 3 chips.

What stones are you working with?
erky

erky



Jan 7 2009 5:16 AM

hee hee! i love being random in reality as well as practice!
erky

erky



Jan 3 2009 7:10 PM

Hey there, Thanks for the Add :-) and i made it to the randomized list! woo hoo! Busy boy, very prolific writer
Tina

Tina



Dec 6 2008 6:25 PM

thanks for the add new friend :D ha ha cheesy I know.
So sue me :p
Jeri Christopher

Jeri  Christopher



Oct 15 2008 2:49 PM

don't like the rain, huh? We could really use some here, that's for sure. :)

As for the Tats, get your camera out. what good are they if you can't show them off???

Me
Carri

Carri



Oct 13 2008 12:23 AM

thanks for the positive thoughts!!
Jeri Christopher

Jeri  Christopher



Aug 8 2008 8:28 PM

Long time hear, how ya been?
Robin

Robin



Jul 11 2008 1:55 PM

Just saw BUCKETHEAD at High Sierra Music Fest
OMG!!!! I was an instant fan ...MESMERIZING!!!!
Ever seen him?
Oh and we are burning the F**k UP here in the Plumas
hope you are well
Smiles
Klarification

Klarification



Jun 20 2008 6:01 AM

Ahhhh, you finally got the friends list right. Well done.
Diamond Lil Glass

Liliana Trott



Jun 4 2008 8:25 PM

Hey someday when gas is cheaper, yah right. I would love to visit you. I have been reading your blogs (stalker). They are so great. Very inspiring. My friend Sue would die over your flowers. The gem stuff sound like a blast. I recently took up lampworking. I love the depth you can get in glass work. So glad to get to talk to you once again.
Lili
Klarification

Klarification



May 30 2008 2:31 AM

Yep, so glad I didn't actually fall for the specialness thing :D
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Elisa Necaise



May 29 2008 1:24 PM

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Klarification

Klarification



May 29 2008 5:04 AM

Ahhh, yes, the musical friends list.
For a moment, I almost felt special :P
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Elisa Necaise



May 25 2008 9:36 PM

Tag You're It!! Read my blog and see how to play... hope you are having a great weekend!
Sara

Sara



May 17 2008 1:28 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Super Heroes" quiz?








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Kelly Barnes



May 16 2008 12:02 AM

Hey Thank you, Captain Obvious..! I just hired you!.


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May 1 2008 5:30 PM


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Klarification

Klarification



Apr 26 2008 1:44 AM

Um, I think you got more than a test you twerp. Sheesh, see if I slave over a hot birthday card and trek down to the main post office on the off chance it might actually arrive on your birthday.
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Elisa Necaise



Apr 22 2008 6:26 PM

So in response to your message...
Yeah! I am super happy for you, hope everything works out perfectly! She is beautiful! ;)
Marine Recruiter's Wife

Elisa Necaise



Apr 17 2008 4:35 PM

I AM GLAD THAT YOU HAD A SAFE TRIP...
LOVED THE PICS OF THE "BABY" WHEN YOU GOT HOME, LOOKING FOR GIFTS! lol! TOO CUTE! HOW WAS THE WEDDING? SEEMS LIKE A LONG DRIVE! MY WEEKEND WAS FUN... A BIT NAUGHTY BUT FUN! THEN YESTERDAY I GOT TO SEE MY BROTHERS BABY GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT WAS FUN! WE DROVE UP TO CINCINATTI....NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE, BUT IT WAS NEAT TO VISIT.
HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!! SEE YOU SOON!
Marine Recruiter's Wife

Elisa Necaise



Apr 17 2008 7:04 PM

please sit down
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