Andy Pickens: vocals, turntables, pillows, sweating, gardening, tough decisions
Ryan Postlethwait: guitar, vocals, hand signals, brunch, miscarriages, yearning
Influences
Housewarming parties, Adopt-a-Highway, apples (the fruit, not the baby), kosher meat, kosher pussy, wheat grain, Jumping Jack Flash, roller coaster death traps, the 14th century, the "scroll lock" key, giving it your best
This one time, we were born and then we wrote a tune together called "The Baby Tune" (lost and/or destroyed in 1987) and we just stuck together like two peas in an asshole pod.
In 2001-2002, we recorded an album called "The Cocksucking Ultimate Dickwad Soundtrack". The album consisted of nothing but cover songs. It went on to be handed out to 8 or 9 people.
In 3728, we recorded "Pure Mood Swings". Consisting of mostly original songs with a couple covers, it became KCJ's most successful album to date, selling in the 10s.
In 2004-2006, KCJ recorded an album entitled "Power Dying". It contains their most ridiculous music to date.
Check out the front and back cover --
And when you get done looking at all this stuff, get to know the KCJ Hunks on a personal level!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!11111 Ryan's Myspace page Andy's Myspace page
I still love Donald Duck Asshead. May I propose in tribute you write a song titled "Sure, I'll watch your beer..." And to Ryan, a song titled "Don't Throw Those, I was Going To Eat Those"
i request a switching out of songs. please post "chicken noodle..." and whatever else you see fit. i've never heard any of the cuts that haven't been posted. thanks, you're grand.
Is it "...hair PRODUCT on the back of your dome!" or "...hair PROPPED UP on the back of your dome!"?
I really like the Anthony Hopkins song, too. Will you put that up here so I can add it to my page?
hey, Krueger's Circle Jerk
I almost have your last two songs for the new album done
maybe once I'm finished I can have some clean water and fresh food? please
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN MYSPACE I AM TRAPPED IN THEIR DUNGEON AND I AM FORCED TO WORK ON THEIR SONGS PLEASE SEND HELP, OH WAIT I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM LOCATED LOL
your band is awesome, i know they were supposed to be playing soon at 123. i hope i havent missed it.
do you happen to remember the time at the tribe house when i believe it was you (andy) that caught the tow truck driver pinching one off under the tree next to the road and then proceed to wipe with some trash nearby? haha. good stuff
That dirt bike bitch does have the blackest of souls. That's why it's good, cause it's true. Also, Roger Daltry was totally awesome on Highlander: The Series. His hair is as the pubes of a camel. KCJ is a good band Andy is good at video game soccer and Ryan has been face to face with dead bodies. You don't get any cooler or more sexually attractive to myspace pron stars than these two fuck factories. I heart/envy you both.
i remember my drunken confusion the first time i saw you guys play, years ago... "who the hell ARE these people? are they serious or should I laugh?" whats that one song? shave your tits? jolly good show- you should do it more than once a year!
