Glorious greetings to me myspace page. I salute you!!!!
Don't know much about these fooookers but I've had people whispering in my ear, usually when I've passed out or had me head down a bowl, going "Do a website ya drunken disgrace... give us all the gory details!!"
Well believe me, that's exactly what I intend to do, that is of course if I can actually see the keyboard and I'm not suffering from octuplet vision!!!!
Now unbelievably I've made the desicion to come out of rocktirement and actually do something for the cause!!
Monday March 2nd, 2009 The Embassy Club, in Posh London has agreed to open it's magnifent doors to the likes of real people that worship the Great God Rock, as opposed to fooooooootballers (Kasey Keller is an exception, any goalie that can spit out Slipknot lyrics is worthy of respect anytime of the day) and their skyscraper wallets and shallow birds, and let the likes of you and me through their doors to ROCK HARD! ROCK HEAVY!! and most of all ROCK AAAAAAAAAANIMAL!!!!
Classic Rock, bless their stinking rotten socks have agreed to support us, and personally speaking I couldn't be prouder to have them on board, some of the finest people to ever draw breath!!!
Plus the soundmeisters known as Peavey have also graced us with a sound system that can kill small animals at 300 yards.
The Quireboys are going to show us how it should be done, and after 20 magnificent years they should know how!
Imperial Vipers are going to be playing tracks from their forthcoming album.
Some of Gallows have said they'll spin some shiny magic discs on the 'Death Decks' along with The Rev and not forgetting that I'll be teaching them all the art of clearing the dance floor in 24 seconds!!
Muuuuuuuuhahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!
Sadly there are only 200 tickets available on the door that night on a first come first seved basis, so please, please, please forgive me if you don't get in.
The rest as they say is history!!!
May the farce of the arsechicken and the stealth of the nippledonkey always be with you and watch out for flyin testiturnips coz they foooooookin' sting!!!
Love, peace and welcome to hell,
Krusher
Monday 16th February 2009
KRUSHER ROCK KLUB @ THE EMBASSY.
29 OLD BURLINGTON STREET. LONDON. W1S 3AN
For all Krusher's innermost secrets make yer way to - www.krusher.co.uk
Pighorn & His Amazing Arsebeards
Live At Krusher Rock Klub 13th April 2009
Part 1
Pighorn & His Amazing Arsebeards
Live At Krusher Rock Klub 13th April 2009
Part 2
Remaining November Tour Dates Tuesday 10-11 Exit Chemelnice Music Hall, Prague, Czech Republic Wednesday 11-11 Faval Music, Brno, Czech Republic Thursday 12-11 Viper Room, Vienna, Austria Friday 13-11 Club Palach Rijeka Croatia Saturday 14-11 Boogaloo Zagreb Croatia Tuesday 17-11 Music Hall Banja Luka Bosnia Wednesday 18-11 SKC Belgrade Serbia Thursday 19-11 Silver Church Club, Bucharest, Romania Friday 20-11 Irish & Music Club, Cluj-Napoca Romania Saturday 21-11 Zsivarany Zenehaz Kaposvar Hungary Thursday 26-11 Coliseo Instituto Americano, La Paz, Bolivia Friday 27-11 Sonilum, Santa Cruz, Bolivia Saturday 28-11 Coliseo Colegio Don Bosco, Cochabamba, Bolivia Sunday 29-11 Plaza Centre, Sucre, Bolivia
Krush Krush, I will be missing you on this tour, but i'll snuggle up inside "OUR" Love Duvet and sleep with your old stained pyjamas on with the intimate thoughts of you that shall occur no doubt !!!
This handsome man in this picture has been voted "Mr Sexy of Eastern Europe 2009" and he will be travelling on the tour as a Sex God during my November Tour. I am worried how we can keep the thousands of woman away, when-ever this man (Mr Sexy of Eastern Europe 2009) is on the tour bus? Any Advice?
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