Music, comedy, dancing, movies, making out, astrology, exercise, roller blading, tattoos, pin-up art and divine feminine creatures of all kinds (Bettie, Marilyn, fairies, mermaids, goddesses, strippers, etc.), photography, marijuana, DOGS, heated but intelligent debates or discussions, roving packs of girls, and LOVE.
In whatever I'm doing, music and mischief are always involved. That's why it's always so magical...
Music
I am a songwriter, vocalist and recording artist, and I also play djembe and other hand percussion as well as some keys and guitar.
I am currently partner in the fabulous fem musical comedy duo TITS n GIGGLES and former leader of the all girl pop/rock band Goddess Freak Ensemble- profiles for those acts are the first two in my top friends. I also play/sing back-up for the lesbian rock star queen of Long Beach, CORDAY and her all girl band The G Strings, as well as other bands/artists. Check my playlist to hear the music of several of the amazing people I've worked with over the years.
Yes, I understood the question, and I can listen to anything GOOD in any genre. ;)
ALL TIME FAVORITES: Depeche Mode, The Cure, Blondie, Prince, NIN, Rage Against the Machine, George Michael, Tori Amos, No Doubt, Massive Attack, Delerium, Gorillaz, Lords of Acid, Puscifer and just about everything from the 80's.
Movies
The only ones you might recognize me and hear me speak in are Man on the Moon (the Andy Kauffman story) with Jim Carey, and Apartment 12- an old indie film with Mark Ruffalo- now available on video.
Yes, I understood this question too, and I LOVE me some movies!!!
ALL TIME FAVORITES: Heartbreakers like Moulin Rouge and Shakespeare in Love. All the romantic comedies with any combination of Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Will Farrell, Owen/Luke Wilson -you know the crew- Dodgeball, Anchorman, Meet the Fockers, Wedding Crashers, etc.. Also love anything Tim Burton and animated films like Corpse Bride, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Shrek 2, Monsters Inc.. Don't want to leave out Team America- Fuck yeah! New favorite is BLACK SNAKE MOAN. Not into Sci-Fi, but X-Men and the original Star Wars trilogy are classics.
Television
SUCKS.
If it’s not on cable, it’s not worth watching.
ALL TIME FAVORITES: Comedy Central, HBO and SHO.
I love stand-up comedy, Daily Show, South Park, HBO/Showtime original programming and MOVIES.
Books
Unfortunately, I am illiterate- but am currently enrolled at Derek Zoolander’s center for kids who can’t read good and wanna do other stuff good too. I keep a few books on my coffee table with big, pretty pictures tho. ALL TIME FAVORITES: LA Weekly, Cosmo, Playboy, Green Eggs and Ham.
Heroes
Wonder Woman. And my girlfriends and sisters, of course.
Mad skills in the studio and even better live. Available as a lead or backing vocalist for studio or stage. Also add tambourine/percussion for live shows.
I think I am best described in this poem written by Shari James...
KRYSTA/KRYSTINA
Woman of many names Gemini woman of many faces She possesses the voice of an angel And the lips of a playmate Her breasts, enormous As the capacity of her heart She cracks the whip ever so softly She is Aphrodite The power of her love can create and destroy She inspires She perspires She knows the unspoken code of women She rescues Her curves are dangerous Her personality, contagious That's why we love her Illustration by Jay McAlpine
Who I'd like to meet: I love all kinds of different people, so I think it's easier to start with who I DON'T want to meet.
Perhaps this will narrow down who contacts me here and I will hear from all the others.
I'd like NOT to meet:
HATERS.
WHINERS.
MORONS WHO SPELL WITH NUMBERS.
STALKERS AND LOSERS WHO CREATE FAKE PROFILES.
MEAN, RUDE, INSECURE OR DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLES.
GUYS WHO PUT PHOTOS OF THEIR CROTCHES ON DEFAULT.
ANYONE WHO LIKES ME SOLELY BECAUSE OF MY HUGE RACK AND/OR ASS.
COUPLES LOOKING FOR A 3-WAY.
UPTIGHT, CONSERVATIVE TYPES WHO LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR.
THOSE WITHOUT A CREATIVE OR ARTISTIC BONE IN THEIR BODIES.
FOLKS WHO THINK BUSH WAS OUR BEST PRESIDENT YET OR THAT PARIS HILTON IS THE COOLEST CHICK EVER.
MISOGYNISTIC FUCKHEADS WHO FREAK OUT AND BECOME SNIDE AND INSULTING IF I DON'T RESPOND TO THEM INSTANTLY, EXACTLY THE WAY THEY HOPE OR EXPECT ME TO, OR AT ALL.
If you are nowhere on this list, then I'd like to meet YOU.
Good Evening pretty lady.... Thinking of you. Remember..When in doubt.. Do this and if some people don't like it. Do this Happy Tuedsay night from Mr. Garylicious.....!!
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