Infirmus Puer
Infirmus Puer Clearly I lack the necessary tools to become a successful pornagrapher

Male
38 years old
Small town, not much to do in the evenin'., North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Infirmus Puer's Interests
General"What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the nigga can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder... but don't pretend like the man is a hero! ...And stop the damn dancin'! Act like you've got some Goddamn sense, people! Damn! Done playin around here..." Huey Freeman
Musicslayer, tiny tim, VANDALS, sex pistols, bad religion, dead boys, ramones, stooges, standells, misfits, exploited, gbh, uk subs, xray spex, slits, tom waits, fugazi,soad, pogues, 16 horsepower, jsbx, suicidal tendencies, shit, how much room i got???
Moviesclockwork orange, sid & nancy,lucky number slevin, eraserhead,trainspotting, true romance, nbk, blue velvet, cool hand luke, the hustler, hud, freaks, rock & roll high school, altered states, highlander(the first one only), leaving las vegas, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay & silent bob strike back, in the heat of the night, to sir with love, six shooter
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Televisioneverything richard hell touched turned to silver. Weeds, Gokusen
BooksOn The Road, Green Eggs & Ham, Catcher In The Rye, david eddings, Orson Scott Card,Irvine Welsh, 1984, 1985, douglas adams, and last but not least, king james(didnt he write the bible?)
HeroesManuel Fidelo, Marquis de Sade, Mike Muir, Jack Kerouac, Jesus Quintana,
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     Infirmus Puer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Body type:1' 6" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:weather doctor
Income:Less than $30,000

   Infirmus Puer's Schools
North Moore High
Robbins,NC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1986 to 1989



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I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself........... Photobucket Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend named Curtis and he was built like one of the X-Men, like 220 pounds and all ripped out for no reason. As if his mom had been raped by a bear or something. For a while me and another friend had a theory that he was Batman. And one day I asked Curtis how the hell this happened because he’d never touched a weight in his life, and he patted his stomach and said, “it’s all those white girls man.” But I don’t think he knew either because I was sleeping with white girls too and I didn’t look like that. Another time me and him were driving around and some hicks in a truck started yelling at us and he told me to pull over. And so I did. And then they did. And before I knew what was happening he took off his shirt and jumped out of the car and ran after them screaming like a lunatic and they sped off as fast as their POS truck would take them. And he got back in the car and I said, “what the hell are you doing”. And he said, “nah it’s cool. White boys are scared of big niggas.” And I said, “you are gonna put your shirt back on, right?” My stories rarely go anywhere or have any point, in case you hadn’t noticed.
Your IQ Is 70
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Below Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average

Your General Knowledge is Below Average
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Jennifer Kiser



Nov 24 2009 7:12 PM

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Nov 20 2009 4:46 AM

nope!
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Nov 17 2009 5:24 AM

haha but I never get flowers!
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Nov 17 2009 3:47 AM

lol does that happen often?
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Nov 15 2009 4:23 PM

oi! how are you? 8)
DON'T BE A STRANGER
especially to danger 8)
Vanessa

Vanessa Leighty



Nov 12 2009 8:46 PM

hellooooooo new friend!! thanx for the request!!! lookin forward to knowin ya!! dont be a stranger!! later gator!!
Vanessa
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Jennifer Kiser



Nov 6 2009 1:08 AM

I Thought I was a Cowboy Until...




 


An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat
sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going
to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I
guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.
 As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.  When I
shower, I think about women.  When I watch TV, I think about women.
 I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was,

but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

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Nov 6 2009 1:07 AM

 

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Nov 1 2009 9:01 AM

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Oct 31 2009 3:26 AM


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Jill Bryant



Oct 29 2009 6:40 AM

lol Well setting someone on fire is just a fun way to keep them warm
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Oct 29 2009 12:31 AM

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Oct 25 2009 4:27 AM

*lick*

Just wanted to say "hi" viejito

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Oct 14 2009 8:35 PM

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Aug 10 2009 1:40 AM

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Aug 4 2009 5:44 PM

best Tom Waits song EVER.

hell yes.
love comes in spurts

lucie hood



Jul 27 2009 7:02 PM

i miss talking to you.
now that you aren't running from the law your less talkative.
how are you?
briana

briana



Jul 19 2009 6:18 PM

guess who's my number one? iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttts YOU!

when are you going to take me out to a fancy seafood dinner?
just your typical bleeding heart

just your typical bleeding heart



Jul 15 2009 6:24 PM

just wanted to say hi.. havent talked to you in ages. hope things are going well.
briana

briana



Jul 14 2009 7:06 PM

i am ecstatic. my heart is bursting with joy
briana

briana



Jul 14 2009 7:06 PM

i had a dream i wasnt your number 2 anymore. this made me sad.
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Jill Bryant



Jun 19 2009 1:19 PM

Well ill be there in 20 minutes then. I just gotta get my giant tinfoil jet-pony to stop leaking gas...
i may need halp.
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Jill Bryant



Jun 16 2009 3:21 PM

Heya Scotty, hows life man?
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Megan Winters



Jun 6 2009 4:48 PM

Hello stranger.
love comes in spurts

lucie hood



Jun 1 2009 6:02 PM

that sounds so lovely.
i need a good wack.
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