"What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the nigga can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder... but don't pretend like the man is a hero! ...And stop the damn dancin'! Act like you've got some Goddamn sense, people! Damn! Done playin around here..." Huey Freeman
Music
slayer, tiny tim, VANDALS, sex pistols, bad religion, dead boys, ramones, stooges, standells, misfits, exploited, gbh, uk subs, xray spex, slits, tom waits, fugazi,soad, pogues, 16 horsepower, jsbx, suicidal tendencies, shit, how much room i got???
Movies
clockwork orange, sid & nancy,lucky number slevin, eraserhead,trainspotting, true romance, nbk, blue velvet, cool hand luke, the hustler, hud, freaks, rock & roll high school, altered states, highlander(the first one only), leaving las vegas, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay & silent bob strike back, in the heat of the night, to sir with love, six shooter
What Romper Stomper Character Are You?
You're Hando! Whoa, you have some serious anger managment problems. You're the most charismatic of your group, but also the most dangerous. You're willing to give your life for the cause...and take lives in return. Take this quiz!
everything richard hell touched turned to silver.
Weeds, Gokusen
Books
On The Road, Green Eggs & Ham, Catcher In The Rye, david eddings, Orson Scott Card,Irvine Welsh, 1984, 1985, douglas adams, and last but not least, king james(didnt he write the bible?)
About me: I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself...........
Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend named Curtis and he was built like one of the X-Men, like 220 pounds and all ripped out for no reason. As if his mom had been raped by a bear or something. For a while me and another friend had a theory that he was Batman. And one day I asked Curtis how the hell this happened because he’d never touched a weight in his life, and he patted his stomach and said, “it’s all those white girls man.” But I don’t think he knew either because I was sleeping with white girls too and I didn’t look like that.
Another time me and him were driving around and some hicks in a truck started yelling at us and he told me to pull over. And so I did. And then they did. And before I knew what was happening he took off his shirt and jumped out of the car and ran after them screaming like a lunatic and they sped off as fast as their POS truck would take them. And he got back in the car and I said, “what the hell are you doing”. And he said, “nah it’s cool. White boys are scared of big niggas.” And I said, “you are gonna put your shirt back on, right?”
My stories rarely go anywhere or have any point, in case you hadn’t noticed.
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat
sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going
to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I
guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'