high-fives, getting that asshole out of the white house, improv, theatre, books, music, languages, travel, knitting, homestar runner, karaoke, air guitar, flippy cup, kickball kittens
Music
the pipettes, M.I.A., supersystem, wolf parade, of montreal, okkervil river, Office, new pornographers, brendan benson, moving units, stevie wonder, modest mouse, beastie boys, q and not u, the arcade fire, dogs die in hot cars, belle and sebastian, the futureheads, built to spill, cursive, franz ferdinand, soul coughing, first floor power, the strokes, beulah, le tigre, ben folds, johnny cash, the smiths, the shins, hot hot heat, radio 4, miles davis, talking heads, rufus wainwright, david bowie
Movies
little miss sunshine, best in show, the shawshank redemption, wet hot american summer, fight club, pulp fiction, life is beautiful, rushmore, the neverending story, american beauty, i heart huckabees, breakin' 2: electric boogaloo, evil dead II, american splendour
Television
project runway, the daily show, the simpsons, the office, the state, i love '92
Books
catch 22, anything by kurt vonnegut, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, something wicked this ways comes, join me, good omens, bee season, harry potter and the anything, his dark materials trilogy
Heroes
jon stewart & bob ross
stephen colbert at the white house correspondents dinner
Bradley University
Peoria,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre and Communications
Clubs: super hard rockers who rock out all the time club, topless kegstand club, girls who wear glasses sometimes club, almost too cool for school club
1999 to 2003
Lockport Township High Sch East
Lockport,Illinois
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: not cool enough for you
1995 to 1999
kristen's Companies
threadless.com chicago, il US reception/customer service/great ideas awesome
About me: www.hellokristen.com www.impresstheseapes.com
impress these apes- week 4 (stand-up w/a puppet)
impress these apes- finale
FUN FACTS: -i am an excellent hula hooper
-i hold the fat tire bike tours record for high-fiving the most native berliners while riding a bike. previous record- 17 mine-65 dayum!
-i am a very unscrupulous notary public. -my favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo. he's a party dude. i can relate. -sweet potato fries.
Who I'd like to meet: likes:
jokes told by children,
the sound ice makes in a glass,
dressing up for no good reason, and my new job!
dislikes:
republicans,
responsibility, & reality TV stars.
flippy cup + kickball = boner
have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? i mean, the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood!
Hey Kristen!! It was so great to see you in Chicago over the weekend! Wish we'd been able to chat more. I hope all is going well for you? :) Stay warm!
Hey! I am going to be in Illinois from Nov 5-16th.... I want to see you! I want to see a show if there is one and want to grab a drink and catch up! Let me know!
Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival Super-Fun Kickoff Party! Sunday, September 14, 2008 7:00pm - 10:00pm Theater Building Chicago 1225 W. Belmont Ave. Chicago, IL
One of the best parties in Chicago, to get you warmed up for one of the greatest festivals in Chicago.
$20 gets you: food, a live auction, a viewing of the 2008 SketchFest documentary, sketch comedy performances from a variety of local groups, and ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK!
Close to $10,000 worth of auction items will be up for bid, including Roundtrip tickets on Southwest Airlines, Comedy Classes, Theater Tickets, entertainment, food, and much more!
There will be performances by local sketch comedy troupes like Kerpatty, Think Tank, Money in the Pants, The Cupid Players, Salsation and more!
Tickets are $20 in advance at htpp://ChicagoSketchFest. com and $25 at the door. All proceeds benefit SketchFest 2009 so that groups from across the globe can perform free from financial burden and focus solely on their art.
Go to http://ChicagoSketchFest. com and get your tickets for the annual Kick-Off Party and Fundraiser for the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival!
More at www. youtube. com/danalafs and check out my page for upcoming shows. To get on my email list for shows in your area email me at danalafs@yahoo.com
You are amazing! Fucking A for you throwing improv shrimp on the barbie. I love and will miss seeing your gorgeous face and comedy around me. No, I never got a copy of our movie, which is disappointing mostly because I want it to remember our dumbasses having a superscuffle. Please call me whenever you're coming to LA. I will be there by late summer or fall, waiting with open arms and development deals. Love you.
There is a "Why do you have to be like this?" "Like what?" "Like how you are" callback in the Buffalo Tom/Boiler room episode which makes it all the more wonderful.
WEIRD!!! Most of MY period clothes have an elastic COLLAR and ruffled WAISTBAND! Man, Kristen... anyone who ever said Allison & Kristen are exactly the same... DIDN'T know about our period clothes. Miss you. Miss burning your car down.
I KNOW! It is insane, and awesome because I'm singing Christmas carols, my favortite Holiday pasttime since I don't know when. Did you see the new site? www.route66sings.com, check out the video. I MISS YOU!!!!! Margaritas sound amazing, I can't wait.
