KSUA Talkshow

Who the hell sent me that? Joey?

What in the Holy Alabama hot butt smex made you think I would like that song?

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Hmm?

*Fart Noise

You know why I typed Fart Noise?

That is about the level of intelligence of the fecal matter that comes boiling outta your mouth.

Srlsy.

Hey. You guys have been talking for a while. Do you think you can play music. What is this? a talkshow?

Excellent handling of the guy who wanted game advice and went off about how you wouldn't plug any game retailers. I was listening at home and getting pissed off on your and the station's behalf.

Turns out the other DJ in the studio grabbed my iPod by accident, so i got it back now, thanks for the help guys.

Kinda sucked how you bailed for Heroes though, it became extremely boring

-iS.
(iSquirrel)

hey! when i added you guys you never introduced me over the radio as a friend! whats up with that?

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, The Josh!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

This week's episode was great. I missed the last 20 minutes of it because I tried a lightswitch rave and it caused my radio to die, true story.

hello, i listen to you guys as much as i can! your so funny. your the only shit on the radio i can stand.

I fairbanks- best cold place ever

I think you should interview Top Cat

If I told the interdisiplinary department I wanted to minor in 'Chicks' I wonder if I could?

Not 'top eight' material...? Sad day :'(.