“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” Historian Henry Roberts (1901-1971)
Female
19 years old
Tallamyass, Florida
United States
-"Everything's better when you bring home the coke!"
-"I'm the greatest mistake my parents ever made."
-"Oh, Myra, like Tyra Banks!"
-"?Hay unas cucarachas en mi cabeza!"
-"Are you a cash register?"
-"You helped me move the farpet."
-"Katie, I'm so glad you like read and don't smoke crack."
-"Hey, what are you guys eating over there, Pomeranians?" "Yeah mom, these are wild ones, not ones raised in captivity like that lady's dog, so it's hairless."
-"Yeah, these are Pomeranian guts."
-"Where's my ayyyyyy-pod?"
-"Of course, I can't forget you, my co-pilot on the awesome plane"
-"Wait, why is there a swan under the steering wheel?" "Because it's a swan car, duh."
-"Turn to vagina 3."
-"Katie, we're not going to Publix for any more croutons or pumpkin pies, it's too damn expensive! MAH!"
-"Strawberry Fields, this shit is real."
-"I thought it was corned beef hash, what the fuck?"
-"Look mom, pomegranates are like 3 bucks here.""We're not getting any more damn pomegranians.""You mean pomegranates?""Yeah, I said pomegranians. Do I speak with a foreign tongue?"
-"Mom, I think I'm gonna be a vegetarian now." "What the hell did I buy all this meat for then? MAH"
-"Hey, do we have any more pomeranians?" "I don't know, look in the fridge, ya ass! MAH!"
-"Before a lion became a king, before a Beauty became a Beast."
-"That would suck ass to have my bed reek of ranch dressing." "Dudeman, I'd masturbate in your bed if it smelled like ranch."
-"Fuck you red light, Imma turn right. You can't fucking stop me, I'll just take the long way!"
-"We're like frat boys. You drink a lot of beer and burp really loudly and..." "And you're just a dirty whore."
-"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
-"I'm eating Cher!"
-"What if I was really like that?!"
"Nuh-uh, she's not a potato, she's a pita bread biscuit!!"
"Does your bellybutton glow in the blacklight? It ought to."
"Why didn't you open your mouth?"
-"Fuck those Chips Ahoy!"
-"Thats a fucking lie!"
-"Now Katie, she's not a whore, shes a vacuum."
-"I'd never punch Katie in the face, who does that?"
-"Look at those Fine Ass Bitches in there! Those Loose Ass Pussy Sluts!"
-"It's attached to your rod mothalicker!"
-"What in the fuck?!!!?"
-"Hook that hook on the hook thingy."
-"Acknowledgment."
-"She's not going to Peru, she's going to Alpaca."
-"SPOILER: Mufasa dies."
-"My Robocop riding a unicorn tattoo says that I'll kick your ass and then cry about it."
-"The North won!"
-"I'm like up a paddle without a creek!"
-"Its like every bite I take is a different flavor!"
-"Wheres my lightsaber, light bulb thingy?"
-"Those bugs with their supersonic eye lasers!"
-"What're you gonna go do? MASTURBATE!?!?!?!?!??"
-"Why does she keep wearing you're hoodie? Shes rich, can't she go buy her own clothes?"
-"Katie and Erika always show me a good time."
-"Walk down the stairs in a GRAND fashion."
-"Oh my god!" -"What's wrong?!!? Are you okay?!?" -"Yeah, its just that this road is soooo much fun!"
-"I got that for a dollar fitty at Goodwill!"
-"Is that God in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
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