-"Everything's better when you bring home the coke!"
-"I'm the greatest mistake my parents ever made."
-"Oh, Myra, like Tyra Banks!"
-"?Hay unas cucarachas en mi cabeza!"
-"Are you a cash register?"
-"You helped me move the farpet."
-"Katie, I'm so glad you like read and don't smoke crack."
-"Hey, what are you guys eating over there, Pomeranians?" "Yeah mom, these are wild ones, not ones raised in captivity like that lady's dog, so it's hairless."
-"Yeah, these are Pomeranian guts."
-"Where's my ayyyyyy-pod?"
-"Of course, I can't forget you, my co-pilot on the awesome plane"
-"Wait, why is there a swan under the steering wheel?" "Because it's a swan car, duh."
-"Turn to vagina 3."
-"Katie, we're not going to Publix for any more croutons or pumpkin pies, it's too damn expensive! MAH!"
-"Strawberry Fields, this shit is real."
-"I thought it was corned beef hash, what the fuck?"
-"Look mom, pomegranates are like 3 bucks here.""We're not getting any more damn pomegranians.""You mean pomegranates?""Yeah, I said pomegranians. Do I speak with a foreign tongue?"
-"Mom, I think I'm gonna be a vegetarian now." "What the hell did I buy all this meat for then? MAH"
-"Hey, do we have any more pomeranians?" "I don't know, look in the fridge, ya ass! MAH!"
-"Before a lion became a king, before a Beauty became a Beast."
-"That would suck ass to have my bed reek of ranch dressing." "Dudeman, I'd masturbate in your bed if it smelled like ranch."
-"Fuck you red light, Imma turn right. You can't fucking stop me, I'll just take the long way!"
-"We're like frat boys. You drink a lot of beer and burp really loudly and..." "And you're just a dirty whore."
-"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
-"I'm eating Cher!"
-"What if I was really like that?!"
"Nuh-uh, she's not a potato, she's a pita bread biscuit!!"
"Does your bellybutton glow in the blacklight? It ought to."
"Why didn't you open your mouth?"
-"Fuck those Chips Ahoy!"
-"Thats a fucking lie!"
-"Now Katie, she's not a whore, shes a vacuum."
-"I'd never punch Katie in the face, who does that?"
-"Look at those Fine Ass Bitches in there! Those Loose Ass Pussy Sluts!"
-"It's attached to your rod mothalicker!"
-"What in the fuck?!!!?"
-"Hook that hook on the hook thingy."
-"Acknowledgment."
-"She's not going to Peru, she's going to Alpaca."
-"SPOILER: Mufasa dies."
-"My Robocop riding a unicorn tattoo says that I'll kick your ass and then cry about it."
-"The North won!"
-"I'm like up a paddle without a creek!"
-"Its like every bite I take is a different flavor!"
-"Wheres my lightsaber, light bulb thingy?"
-"Those bugs with their supersonic eye lasers!"
-"What're you gonna go do? MASTURBATE!?!?!?!?!??"
-"Why does she keep wearing you're hoodie? Shes rich, can't she go buy her own clothes?"
-"Katie and Erika always show me a good time."
-"Walk down the stairs in a GRAND fashion."
-"Oh my god!" -"What's wrong?!!? Are you okay?!?" -"Yeah, its just that this road is soooo much fun!"
-"I got that for a dollar fitty at Goodwill!"
-"Is that God in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
-"SLIMMERIZE! Apply directly to the stomach!"
-"Don't spill the cocksauce."
-"What do you tell a black-eyed susan?" -"Nothing, you already told her once."
I just got done playing shows with Yung Joc in Athens, GA and The Ying Yang Twins in Auburn, AL. Now I'm coming back to the city where I was born, Tallahassee, FL, to show the 850 how we ride. Come see me December 5th at Floyd's and see why artists like T-Pain and Black Dada are calling me "the next big white rapper". Tickets will be $10 at the door, but if you call 850-933-0650, you can get them before the show for only $5 or you can get your ticket and a Yt shirt for only $10! Thats an eightdollar savings on the whole package! I hope to see you there! -Yt
Tallahassee, I'm back!!! Come see me with Lil Whyte tomorrow at Big Daddy's on the Tennessee St. strip, across from FSU. Show is $8 and starts at 8pm so get there early. I'll be available to meet and mingle with fans, take photos, give autographs, and sell CDs all night before and after my set so come say hi. Click here for directions.
