KungFu Mike
"In the year 1980, Sam Kinison & Rasputin formed together like Voltron to create KungFu Mike."

Male
28 years old
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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     KungFu Mike's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portsmouth, NH
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:connoisseur d'vulve

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Rudius Media
Los Angeles, CA US
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12/06 - Present



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   KungFu Mike's Blurbs
About me:
I used to work in the financial industry, more specifically the cut-throat, high stakes world of institutional energy trading. After years of working with and for some of the worst representations of humanity to ever be spat from the womb, I realized I needed to do what I loved in order to truly be happy. I left that all behind and focused my life entirely on writing.

I write for kungfumike.net, where I basically serialize my memoirs.

Who I'd like to meet:
Me in 20 years so I can tell myself, "Hey fuck up, looks like you followed your dreams and fucked up real good, didn't you, you big fuck up."

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Carrie in Distress®





Jul 1 2008 11:12 PM

hey there :]
Alice Solipsist





Jul 1 2008 11:06 PM

Evil baby says hello and something about canolli's.
.:Smash:.





Jun 30 2008 5:17 PM

Just wanted you to know i had to post a bulletin about Tucker's movie for the losers who have never heard of him and i threw ur website in as well cause u and Dirty Teddy rock my world :)

ps- do u still have Bananas in Pajamas PJ's???? i hope so...
Jai





Jun 29 2008 12:46 PM

had fun last night, even thought i slept through the movie! But the before haning out at the 99 and random drinks at chiplote were a good time. Hope you and Kim enjoyed the rest of night! See you soon! :)
anna


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Jun 28 2008 8:36 AM

baaaaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha

I have no clue what u just said but it sounds hilarious!

lol

jks

i'll have a litre-a-cola!!!

xx
anna


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Jun 28 2008 7:48 AM

what up is biznitch
no peanuts for u

xx
Dawn





Jun 26 2008 7:06 PM

The Whale's Vagina is wide open and waiting for your arrival! Do not disappoint. We've been having a blast, Mike! If your "guest quarters" happen to be reserved at the Oside Compound, I will open up my West Wing for you. Please give me notice so the staff can supply you with the finest of linens and the freshest of fruits.
Dawn





Jun 26 2008 6:55 PM

Hello buddy boy...Anything new and exciting in your world?
PJ CagZ





Jun 25 2008 8:32 AM

My loins ache for the next installment of Ginsanity. Please hurry.
meryl





Jun 23 2008 10:41 AM

THAT IS A SPLENDID PLAN...ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A BASEMENT...HAHA, PERHAPS A CUPBOARD WOULD DO...I CAN BECOME VERY COMPACT AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS DRYER LINT IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES!
MarissaTwich is in Marthas Vineyard for a few.....





Jun 20 2008 7:38 AM

so. what in the holy hell was the text i received from you last night? my screen is cracked fairly bad and all i could get out of it was marisha love work with and andrea? anyway call me
LaurenB





Jun 19 2008 9:56 AM

Funny cause yesterday I coulda swore I saw u and was talking to this guy who most deff ended up NOT BEING U when I got closer to him.. ooops lil emb lol.. L
Beach Bum: Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :)





Jun 18 2008 9:39 PM

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO NEW JERSEY???
Ryan





Jun 17 2008 8:46 PM

it takes all kinds, doesnt it?
Jessica Lynne





Jun 17 2008 6:31 AM

Happy Belated Michael!
STEVEN





Jun 17 2008 6:12 AM

Happy birthday you shit stain!!! Hopefully get up again soon--
Life As Nick





Jun 17 2008 4:45 AM

Timing has never been my thing. Timing and drinking go together like Exxon and sea otters, and drinking always wins.

Anyways, happy birthday dude.
Dangerous Curves Ahead





Jun 16 2008 7:22 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUNGFU...
Cuttlefish





Jun 16 2008 6:55 PM

Happy birthday!
bridget





Jun 16 2008 6:49 PM

Happy Birthday, Mike! I got you a copy of your favorite movie, Whale Rider. Hope you have a good one.
xo♥AP♥xo





Jun 16 2008 5:47 PM

Happy B-day buck kow..hope you find yourself a nice lookin hmong chick to bring home lol <3
Bella





Jun 16 2008 4:02 PM

Your cute...Thanks hun.
Leilani





Jun 16 2008 3:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Handsome.

Jennifer





Jun 16 2008 3:11 PM

Have fun tonight! Wish I was there! :)
MarissaTwich is in Marthas Vineyard for a few.....





Jun 16 2008 3:05 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY and yup you're olllllld!

how was sat? i didn't leave my house all weekend. Serena is going to visit fam i nashua fri-sun though so you going to be around?
Jessica Ahlquist Photography





Jun 16 2008 2:27 PM

Happy Birthday!!
JiLL





Jun 16 2008 2:01 PM

Happy Birhtday!
SheyLALA★





Jun 16 2008 1:50 PM

happy birthday sucker, wish i was there =P
rachael





Jun 16 2008 10:53 AM

Happy birthday dickweed.
Rachel





Jun 16 2008 10:44 AM

Happy Birthday to you...
Katie





Jun 16 2008 9:21 AM

Happy Birthday
Katy





Jun 16 2008 8:00 AM

Happy birthday, fucker. :)
meryl





Jun 16 2008 7:55 AM

Hippo Birdies!!!!
Left Right And Correct.com





Jun 16 2008 7:22 AM

Happy Birthday! -Alena
Debbie





Jun 16 2008 7:12 AM

Happy Birthday Mikey!!! ; )
*mehera*





Jun 16 2008 5:50 AM

happy birthday! :)
Special K





Jun 16 2008 5:32 AM

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HOPE U HAVE A GOOD ONE AND WE'LL HAVE TO CATCH UP SOON LOVE!
TAKE CARE
XOXO
KAREN
erratiKate





Jun 15 2008 7:17 PM

i need your address to send you some draino for your birthday. maybe a care package of draino, crab chips and a guitar-shaped prom date.

all to thank you for adding "buttcunt" to my lexicon.
Ashley





Jun 15 2008 10:50 AM

P.S. - Love the song!
Ashley