About me: My name is Kurt. I play the bass, guitar, piano, clarinet, and whoopie cushion. I write irrational music. I often embarrass myself intentionally so that people won't know how completely awesome I am. I often embarrass myself unintentionally when in the midst of being awesome. Now I'm embarrassed. Awesome.
I'm in the most awesome band in the world, The Fresh. I'm in the most embarrassing band in the world, The Fresh.
That's right guys and gals, The Fresh is proud to announce the release of 'The Self-Titled Debut Album'! 13 tracks of Fresh Goodness, guaranteed to make Mom and Dad uncomfortable. Get it while it's Fresh!
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I dreamed far more than e’re I lived; And even less I sang. To be where life’s battle calls For me was more than all My pen on page could capture. What’s true and strong has growing-room, And will perhaps eternal bloom Red, white and blue With purple dream’s salvation. And he will be, who least it planned. But in life’s surge he dared to stand, Patriotic to his nation.