Kelly Chism

001. I'm Kelly.
002. I'm 21.
003. Yes, they're real. No plastic here.
004. I have 8 piercings.
005. I'm incredibly selfless.
006. I love video games.
007. ..I play World of Warcraft. I'm a recovering WoWaholic... Blizzard owns my soul.
008. Batman is the coolest and most realistic superhero. 009. Feel free to ask me why.
010. My favorite color is green.
011. I've been from coast to coast in the last year. West coast > east coast.
012. I'm a daydreamer.
013. I've traveled over 8600 miles in the last year.
014. I love to cuddle.
015. There's nothing like the feeling of brand new socks.
016. I love cookies and coffee.
017. People who cheat can diaf.
018. I love being kissed on the forehead while I'm asleep.
019. Drama seems to follow me everywhere I go.
020. I hate it when people don't finish their sentences.
021. I love to dress up.
022. I'd love to learn more about cars and computers.
023. I despise bad hygiene.
024. I don't listen to certain bands because they led the way or because they're classics.
025. I refuse to watch movies because they're popular (i.e. Pirates of the Caribbean).
026. I will not hesitate to fuck you up.
027. I hate when people act childish.
028. I don't hold grudges anymore- life is too short.
029. Beer is the nectar of the gods.
030. I like chocolate milk.
031. Ball sweat is the nastiest smell in the world.
032. Most of my friends have never seen my natural hair color.
033. I'll never let anyone see me cry.
034. I have obsessive compulsive disorder (sure I'll clean your house).
035. I looooooooooove bats.
036. I can be arrogant at times.
037. I get pissed off when I'm too hot.
038. I'm very impatient with people.
039. I have way too many pet peeves.
040. All of my exes are complete losers.
041. I seem to attract weirdos.
042. Panera Bread, Starbucks and Caribou Coffee are my vices.
043. I'm selectively girly.
044. Clutter stresses me out.
045. The only person that can take good pictures of me is me.
046. I avoid confrontation at all costs.
047. I run away from my problems.
048. I can be classy when I want to be.
049. I love problem solving.
050. I am not normal in the least bit.
051. I'm crafty.
052. I don't usually cry, but when I do, it all comes out.
053. I'm not proud of the things I've done in the past.
054. I hang out with a pretty interesting crowd.
055. I'm sarcastic and pessimistic.
056. Along with being cynical and judgmental.
057. I hate it when people talk too damn much.
058. I despise people who are too needy and clingy.
059. It's disgusting when guys say "cum" instead of "come."
060. Squirrels are my friends.
061. Your head smells like a puppy.
062. I'm a fucking superhero.
063. I am totally lost when it comes to fashion.