Whether it be a one dollar or a fifty dollar dinner, picnic or ox roast, Mustafio has tasted a variety of food. Insomuch as I could never depend on its quality, I usually have steak and potato in my room before dinner.
Business washout no see Mustafio all week no shit car fix only customer girl maybe hopped up from pot then happy bukbuk make fancy car crazy on road. HA! Good like for flapjack. She say rainstorm spinout car no good but I think driver no good. Not say though. Tell girl next time bring umbrella! HA! Girl say she make famous music. Chen say not heard music but then take out upright organ for recital! HA!
I will tell you that prior to my recording engagements with Decca, I had found employ as a female impersonator in the burlesque industry. Times were tough and it was either toe tap to Hello Dolly or sell apples out of a barrel. This was back in 1966 money was tight for everyone mostly due to the illegal immigration labor pool right in my backyard, yet I wasn’t about to leave the butcher shop empty handed. No, I was no street fairy, but it's been said that I was seldom off stage. All I had to do to go to work was to put on a wig and throw in a bit of the bump and grind. Everything you do is a state of mind. I remember there was a valve I would turn to switch from one to the other, but I had to remember to switch it back before stopping before the next go round, or else it would throw off my rhythm for the following night.
Well, Dr. Bernstein said this damn prostate of mine is the size of a California walnut that was fed Mr. Grow three times a day. I look at a glass of water and I have to pee. Don't laugh - you'll be old too, one day. I do recommend a healthy daily ejaculation for ALL men, girlfriend or not. If I pleasured myself more often after my wife died, I might have avoided all this.
Mustafio 1972 Coronet leak more fluid all over place than first wife! I tell Mustafio once that happen game over. Get new car. Car like woman. Once wife turn into money pit, time for new one, forget rebuild.
HAHAHA! No luck, graveyard shift tonight! Mustafio buy big lot of car from Erie, PA. Lock up in garage for 30 years, like time machine. Big price for shit junk, but not my money! Old Chen smell like oil with big cash wad, too. HA!
One day Old Chen go fishing forever!
