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KY Jelly Monster
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If you don't like ky jelly, ur a cock!
Male
70 years old
mayfield, PENNSYLVANIA
United States
Last Login: 8/11/2007
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KY Jelly Monster's Interests
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| General | dogs cats and anything with legs. especially dogs.bruce willis, jimmy paige, james brown, ray charles and his sweet ass, ur mom, ur dad, ur grandma, and pretty much anything that isnt mine and belongs to "u". u kno who u r wen u fot that fuckin bear u cock. i am a firm believer that if u like the washington redskins, u r a cock. and fuck u regis philibin with ur toupee and ur little weiner.......dog | | Music | german folk music and a little bit of irish dub | | Movies | no film 4 me nazi pricks make movies...............fuckin steven speilberg! | | Television | i live in a fuckin cave u prick | | Books | i dont kno how 2 read................fuckin government | | Heroes | not adolf hitler bc he was the reason for the nazis,but it's definitely david hasselhoff! |
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KY Jelly Monster's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Dating | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | mayfield | | Body type: | 3' 3" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | butler | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
i luv ky jelly. i am from the caves of mayfield. i was born on the 4th of july..............that fuckin sux. i am a survivor of the apocalypse. i fought in the civil war. i am george washington's secret male lover, how bout that, his wooden teeth were so rough against my naked testicles that is probably bc i was six at the time. i used to go to lakeland, but then i transferred to uranus to work on my ky jelly studies. i hate fucking nazis, bc they have no purpose in life. that is y i am on the pta and y i luv milesting little dogs. i am married to a partially retarded woman. i not sure y i married that asshole, maybe bc im gay u penis, i guess thats ok bc im partially retarded myself. i might be british and i take spanish jk i take my time masturbating in the moonlite while the fucking wolves hollow at the moon and then my wife is milested by a wolf fuck those fucking german nazi pricks!
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Who I'd like to meet:
ppl that dont live in the caves of mayfield, and survivors of the civil war. but most of all David Hasselhoff!
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