So I walk into McDonald's right? and I order a club sandwich. Then when the dude brings me my food i say "wait a second, im not a member of anything" and then everyone laughs and i steal the sandwich...
Male
18 years old
Woodridge, Illinois
United States
About me: "Im gonna pour honey in your hair and then youll get a hair disease" - Alex Scanlan
Hit me up on .. THEKYLEFILE
Youtube: enjoinirvana
I've never done one of these before now so this is probably gonna suck. I'm Kyle David Dempsey, born July 13, 1991 in Berwyn. I'm 5' 8" and 110lbs. My best friends and Josbe, Alex, and my bro Chris. I'm a senior at DGS which is gay. I wish i was still in middle school. I'm a pretty shy dude and it takes a while for me to have a real conversation with you. I'm told i talk a lot more outside of school but I don't know. I'm a nice dude and getting me angry is pretty hard to do. I skate (6 years) and play guitar(4 years). Skating is my life. I'm sure you've heard skaters say that before but its the truth mmk? It changes the person you are. The people you meet, where you go on the weekends, even the type of music you listen to. No one will ever understand skating until they've done it and felt it. Someone might be nodding their head right now thinking yea thats the same way i fell about blah blah blah but you know what it isnt. You can't even think you DON'T know anything about skating until you've actually tried it and any homos who call the cops on a coupla kids trying to have a good time is gay as hell. Get a life seriously. Skatings influenced my life for the better i think.... I have a fat dog and a great dane. I'm a lover not a fighter. I try to make everyone happy. I used to be called Kaveman but now I'm Big Wyte or Kyle cause i don't look like a Kaveman anymore. I regret getting my haircut. Oh and I've never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl so yea just leave it at that and if you bring it up fuck you. Fuck you really hard. Just thought I'd add that in there. Lets see what else. I dont really have a personal life or any secrets. When I grow up I wanna either open up a skate shop with Josbe, filmer/photographer, or open some skate company and sponsor some awesome ass dudes. Drugs and alcohol are bad. Alex is a retarded fairy. Josbe will one day grow up and date underage girls. Let's see what else.... What's drama? Obama for pres. The world is going to end in 2014 or something because of global warming and people are jackasses for ignoring it. Go take a walk or something you lazy bastards. I hate ignorant people and racists and sexists and homophobes. I won't stop them from believing whatever they want but seriously stop worrying about people's gender and race and get on with your own damn lives. If I had one wish i wouldn't wish for a mansion or to be a pro skater, I would wish that everyone would live in peace and stop being such assholes all the time. I also hate selfish people who think they're such hot shit and only care about themselves... I have no cell phone and I don't want one. No licence yet but hopefully soon. Job at Jewel as a bagger/cart-taker-inner. I don't want children. Don't wanna go to college but I know I will. First Ave represent. I wanna skate real bad right now....
Random stories...
ME and Alex used to live 3 blocks away in Berwyn and then we both moved to Woodridge at about the same time. Now hes one of my best friends.I've eaten battery acid before (on accident) but I haven't died yet. I haven't had doctors check it out but now about every 6 months my tongue burns like hell where i ate it.When the planes crashed into the bulidings on 9/11 i thought it was a normal everyday thing for planes to crash into buildings. Also when I was younger my neighbor was robbing my house and I asked if he wanted to watch Power Rangers with me so he sat down and watched it and then left with my N64 out the front door. I sound pretty retarded but i think I'm pretty smart for a normal dude.
