Hey lothlorien graphic design, I would like to schedule a photo shoot soon at Mr. Opeth's coffee shop in downtown burlington. Please bring your dimmu borgir lenses and your immortal flash. Alwayz a bud, da Berg.
It's true! An Arrested Development movie will happen.
Reliable inside sources confirm to me that producers Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard have signed deals to do an Arrested movie with Imagine and Fox Searchlight.
Sources tell me exclusively that the major motion picture is budgeted at $15 million. (Translation: It will be awesome.)
"Yes, it's a go," an Arrested castmember who asked not to be named tells me. "We're all very excited. And it will happen with or without the holdout."
Wait a minute...The holdout? Yes, I'm also told exclusively by multiple sources that one of the show's original castmembers has not signed on to the movie...
"Yeah, [he or she] might not do it," an actor says of this costar. "However, I do know that we will do the project with or without [him or her]."
Guesses?
The good news is that aside from this actor (who, sorry, cannot be named), I'm told that all of the other main castmembers have committed to be a part of the big-screen project. And, yes, the show will go on.
So just to make sure it sinks in here: Arrested Development is coming back. For real. On the big screen. As a major motion picture.
Doesn't that make you fans so happy you just want to hug your "anal-rapist"? (Meaning Tobias Fünke, aka David Cross, aka the show's resident analyst/therapist, naturally.)
And we could use a little good news on a day like today, right?
i crapped my pants when i heard the new opeth. i love their new drummer too. and enslaved is sick! glad to hear someone else likes good metal around here :D
hi kyle. just saw your bulletin and was curious so i listened to a little of your music--pretty impressive stuff! had no idea you were a musician. wish i was as artistically inclined. also saw you recently became a vegetarian. i in fact just ate a delicious portobello burger, as I decided to give up meat for good a couple of weeks ago. we'll have to trade recipes. :) sounds like your life is good with alaura, the music and the no meat. good to hear. see you around.
Dearest Fëanor, I write you this time from the sandy beaches of New Otherton. Ben has been pressuring me to take part in going to the lotus to prepare for bringing John Locke back to the island. It seems as if he has been infected with a clairvoyant disease during his trip to see Walt and inform him as to why he must come back to the island. Nevertheless, I stay ever vigilant and devoted to the island. Please send some Dharma Initiative ranch and crackers. It seems as if the one they call "Hurley" devoured them all in his gargantuan feast. Always a bud, da Berg
Dearest Olaf, I write you from the icy beaches of Norway, the tundra has yet to break as Ehlo's voice fades in the crackling of the dwindling camp fire. I pray that the Norse will come to our desperate aid as the Paegan's begin to approach our perimeter. Hold fast to these words Olaf, and send your prayers as help to Ehlo and myself in this dire situation.
