The Colonel (Off-Duty)
Screaching to the perverted

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28 years old
Sheffield
United Kingdom



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    The Colonel (Off-Duty)'s Interests
General*Piracy on the High Seas
*Jigsaw Puzzles
*Dogging
MusicFunk, Soul, Hip-Hop, UK Garage/Grime/Dubstep/Bassline, Nu-Soul, Broken Beat, Disco, House, RnB, Reggae, DnB, some Jazz, Blues, Folk, Old Skool Rock, some Indie/Punk/New Wave stuff, 60s pop-rock/psychedlia, Rock'n'Roll, and all sorts of other shit that probably hasn't been invented yet.
TelevisionBlows Goats
BooksOne-handed literature
Groups: we all hate bonoUK Music ReviewSheffield HipHop (Steel City Shit!)Mick Hucknall is a cuntCrim Lovers Union

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     The Colonel (Off-Duty)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sheffield
Body type:0' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Cunt

   The Colonel (Off-Duty)'s Schools
The University of Sheffield
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2002
Ipswich School
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1999



The Colonel (Off-Duty) getting fired up for the Valentine's shakedown this Saturday @ DULO.... YUSH!!
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About me:
This page is going BANG in your FACE.
Wotcha Geeks! I'm The Colonel. I divide my time neatly between playing the bass, DJing, making beats, monkeying around in an office for a living, getting shitfaced, partying, spending all my money on vinyl, and pretending to be good at stuff.
I live in Sheffield, which is great even though it hasn't got half the fancy stuff that L**ds has (who need a Harvey Nicholls anyway?). Folks may say that Sheffield is crap for a city of its size, but if you want true crapness, try spending the first 18 years of your life in Ipswich - a town whose only gifts to the world are sugarbeet and a substandard football team (oh, and Nick Heyward out of Haircut 100 - remember them? Hmmm, didn't think so). Since I originally wrote the last sentence, Ipswich has become world-famous - for ... Serial killings. I rest my case. Luckily I got out of Ipswich when I came to Sheffo as a student and found it was party central. BLLAAATTT!

Due to a family joke, "The Colonel" is now my musical alter-ego, by which I DJ and produce stuff (check here). Unfortunately, the Colonel is now a much more popular and well-liked chap around the city than the real me, and I no longer get invited when he goes to parties.

Three ineteresting facts about me:
1) I co-run a club night, the Shakedown, (see friends)
2) I am the bassist in a 9-piece roots funk band, Grey Cooper Love Party (see friends)
3) I once played a cyberman in an episode of Doctor Who
4) Fact number three is bollocks. This is true. So that makes three facts. I don't owe you shit!

Thankyou please.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Nutters, Ravers, Music-y People, sexy girls, anyone who has ever spunked in a curry before serving it to Jim Davidson, and anyone who is NOT in a third-rate indie band. I like most people, so add away, but please be prepared to talk to me if you're going to add me!

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Nov 3 2008 11:53 AM

HEY MAN MAKE SURE YOU DO NOW THAT YOUR OFF DUTY......

PEACE.WAYNE.
SUGA-DUGI, - CONSTANT CREATION





Jun 20 2008 11:20 AM

Ey up dude,

I'm really sorry for acting like such a complete and utter anus last time I saw you at Dulo, I don't remember any of it, but I've been told I was being a proper tit, I'd been on a three day bender with no sleep and was in a right 2 and 8, .....never again....EVER! sorry again, take care, Tom.
SUGA-DUGI, - CONSTANT CREATION





Jun 20 2008 11:20 AM

Ey up dude,

I'm really sorry for acting like such a complete and utter anus last time I saw you at Dulo, I don't remember any of it, but I've been told I was being a proper tit, I'd been on a three day bender with no sleep and was in a right 2 and 8, .....never again....EVER! sorry again, take care, Tom.
Anita Guy





Jun 12 2008 2:43 PM

Hello Mate,
you alright?
yeah the interview is still on the web to download.. it was on last week monday's communities live show at 12pm which was monday 2nd june.

yep will see ya this saturday.
x
marek





May 5 2008 7:35 PM

Bring tha ruckus

7th and 8th june - Dulo weekender



Keep and eye out on further happenings @
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Tor Cesay-Beatz International out Now!!!





May 3 2008 10:15 AM

Glad your feeling it! Get ready for 'Beatz International' Keep it moving.

Tor x
Tor Cesay-Beatz International out Now!!!





Apr 29 2008 10:37 PM

'Beatz In The Capital' is here for eveyone to download FREE. Hear music from past and present. Over 20 tracks, including Black Girls, My version of Skinnyman and DJ Mentat's "When I give my heart', Dj Wonder's 'What have you done. Come and be a part of my journey to the album - Right now I'm in Japan I'm in Japan, Next to come, compliation ''Beatz International"...ah yooooou xx

Enjoy it!!!
Anita Guy





Apr 12 2008 5:44 PM

Usually both, but on this occasion it is for pure pleasure!! lookin forward to it..
we will defo catch up soon.
xx
Anita Guy





Apr 12 2008 5:05 PM

That is a coincidence eh? we do seem to be hanging out at different places in the same town.. you just passing thru London, or you there on a mission? xx
Anita Guy





Apr 12 2008 4:50 PM

Hiya mate, I won't be able to come to Dulo's tonight as I am heading to London tommorow morning, so having a quiet one tonight.
It has been a while hasn't it? How's it going anyway?
Rosy





Apr 11 2008 2:31 PM

Alright mi lil sunshine - how the devil r u?? xxxx
Tor Cesay-Beatz International out Now!!!





Apr 8 2008 7:26 PM

Check out the "Black Girls Remix" by Tor in celebration of Estelle's No1 single "American Boy"

Link: http://download. yousendit. com/6B199E451CF89BC5

Look out for the free "Beatz in the Capital" mixtape out April

Pinch Of Salt Records
marek





Mar 11 2008 7:14 AM

ACT LIKE YA KNOW





Feb 29 2008 2:11 PM

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Gizelle Smith - Sister Funk page





Feb 29 2008 12:58 AM

Miss you
RINSE.FM





Feb 25 2008 4:23 PM



carl





Feb 20 2008 5:10 PM

Hey hope your cool check out Soul Deep Launching Saturday 23rd Febuary
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marek





Feb 19 2008 9:46 PM



Super live dancefloor bombs
who's ya daddy
The Shakedown





Feb 17 2008 12:17 PM

THE BEST OF THE SHAKEDOWN FEAT JDM, THE COLONEL, MF MAREK, RISCO AND RICH PASTRAMI HERE!
Johnty Del Monte- ****RETIRED****





Feb 9 2008 1:36 PM

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GET THE SHAKIN NO FAKIN BOOTY SHAKIN BREAD BREAKIN PODSIZZLES FROM THURSDAY NIGHT HERE
Anita Guy





Jan 21 2008 3:44 PM

I am going into hibernation for a little while, but trust me, when i come out to play , i shall be going for it!!


;-) xx
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Jan 21 2008 1:25 PM

whats crackin homes?

everything bless
James





Jan 21 2008 10:02 AM

Had a fantastic time on Saturday and there was partly thanks to you being there! It was a great night and always a pleasure to groove to some choons alongside the Colonel!

Hope you're feeling better too ;)



James.
Anita Guy





Jan 20 2008 11:57 PM

Hey Mister..
Nathan





Jan 14 2008 2:42 PM

yes colonel (off-duty) u comin 2 fabric on fri 2 c toddla?
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