The Personality formally known as L.A.

About me:

I would marry a Porn Star. I once dated a retarded girl on accident. One time I fell for a stripper hell she spoiled me like crazy!!!. She was the coolest!!! My grandma says I'll be famous. Still waiting for that Grandma. I am sooo self-conscious. I have intimacy issue. I like films not Movies. I come from a disfunctional faimly. I went to a private school and got fucked over...left and went to a public school and was put in a fucked up situation. Got depressed and started smoking weed. 9/11 came down so I stopped smoking, graduated and joined the Navy. Three things I hate, being Broke, checking my voice mail and bitchy chicks. I am in the Entertainment Biz. I had a job. I got benefets. I got business cards. you want one? I ran out... I probably won't read your profile, Here's a secret, nobody does. I am starting to pay attention to zodiac signs. I am a capicorn. I'm learning how to cook cause my girl doesn't. I wish they would come up with a food pill. I notice alot of girls on here use photoshop...false advertisement. I'm secretly jealous of jewish people because God chose them and not me, bastards. I don't plan life much, you can plan the prefect life and do everything right and still lose in the end. Isn't it Ironic. Don't ya Think. I can't spell. I had a to use a dictionary to do this. I'm good at arguing but I don't like to do it. I love my mom. My little sister is very creative but right now she is going through a pot phase..BOOOO. My Dad really can't be trusted but I love him the same. I went to a gay bar last year. Gay chicks have the hottest chicks. I smoke cloves sometimes. I don't smoke because of the health issue I just don't want my teeth yellow. I told myself I am gonna be as honest as possible. I might lose friends and fam might hate me cause of this. Fuck it. Being real's over rated. Wearing the right clothes is talent to me. At times I'm very witty, other times I suck. I've been called an ass. So what. I was born in Georgia. Ask me if I have been there and I will tell ya no. I wrote this shit two hours ago and didn't save it so I had to write it over. It was not better the 2nd time around. I can do anything...but I gotta want to do it. I like people who are smarter than me so I can learn something. If you are a chick and you have a man we really don't need to be friends unless your super freaky. Yea I said it so what. Truth!!! Well speaking of I dig Threesomes.(2 chicks 1 dude) If you say you don't and never tried it...well you can finish that know it all. ATTENTION BANDS AND RAPPERS PLEASE READ I don't wanna be your fucking friend. i don't give a fuck about your music, half my friends make music and i don't like they're shit, i know i'm gonna hate yours..... you know how you got the little mp3 player on your home page? i don't listen to it, no one does. i'm listening to npr and you're fucking up my flow...... Hey assholes there is usually a reason your not signed it's cause your shit is garbage and generic and i know this just by the way you look or the name you use, i'm fuckin psychic. and another thing i can't read a fuckin bulliten because you motherfuckers are swamping it with posts about gigs you're playing. gigs i'm not gonna go to. look i'm a nice guy, i want to support the arts and shit like that. hell i got shitty bands on my list right now! but that's it. i'm drawing a line in the sand. you fuckers are not gonna grass roots your way across the internet through me. good luck i hope you blow the fuck up. but if you're tryin to be my pal to promote yourself, fuck off..... i feel like i've grown as a person since i wrote this so it may read a bit vulgar but cuss words aside that's pretty much how i feel.