Mz Rodriguez CHarm

A simple bitch will take you
where you need to go.
*A real bitch throws you her keys
and says it needs gas in it!

A simple bitch will tell you not
to fight, it aint worth it.
*A real bitch will say beat
her ass and look at the crowd
and say "nobody better jump in".

A simple bitch will let another
bitch know she can back the
fuck up or
get knocked the fuck out.
*A real bitch will just knock her
the fuck out!!!

A simple bitch tells you, she's
had enough to drink.
*A real bitch tells you we need
another shot, we bout to
get fucked up!

A simple bitch goes to the club
with you and sits down.
*A real bitch goes to the club
with you and says lets show
these simple bitches how we do it.

A simple bitch wonders who
your new man is.
*A real bitch knows that mutha
fucka's first name, last name,
birthday,address, who he's
related to, what kinda car he
drive's, where he works,how
many babies mama's he has,
and how many bitches he is
talking to right now!!!

A simple bitch thinks the friendship
is over when you have an argument.
*A real bitch lets you know that
was fucked up, but I love ya."

A simple bitch expects you to
always be there for them.
*A real bitch knows you will always
be there for them, they don't
have to expect shit.

A simple bitch reads this e-mail,
realizes that she is a simple bitch
and then deletes it.
*A real bitch passes this to her real
bitches without thinking about it.

Pass this to all your real bitches....
if you don't get it back that's
because you sent it to a
Simple Bitch!""