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Lachance
Hardcore / Screamo / Comedy

"we are dead and no one cares."

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA
United States

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Last Login:  5/27/2008
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   Lachance: General Info
Member Since12/11/2004
Band Websitethelachance.com
Band Members*Andrew Grimaldo-guitar/surf scream

*Joe NAMBLA Cardenas-guitar/french fries/penis punch

*Austin the family man Wallace- bass/curly hair/vocals

*Joshua Limpboner- guitar/whimpers/sweating

*Crusher-beats

InfluencesBoston. Kansas. Journey. the BeeGees. Poison. Heaven's Edge. Motley Crue (moves and looks only). Herbie Hancock. Lee Harvey Oswald. Surhan Surhan. Slick Rick. Michael Jackson (up until bad). the Cum Slut Trio. the Vagina Monologues. Puppetry of the Penis. Randy (of Randy's records).
Sounds Likecrap mostly. really loud crap. early 90's-late90's hardcore. saetia, jeromes's dream, neil perry, usurp bitch ass, etc.
Record Labeleat shit and die, dood!, grey sky,Invisible Cities
Type of LabelMajor




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   About Lachance
First off, check out our new projects obviously on myspace: Ice Cream Bloody Murder, Shake Speake, A Dance For Amputees, To Dream Of Bears, etc. We played our last show in New Orleans without even knowing it was our last show.

"LACHANCE has often been compared to bands like SAETIA, USURP SYNAPSE and JEROMES DREAM and the comparisons -- while indeed flattering -- are pretty accurate." what it means is we are copy cats.

"Lachance have often been compared to such bands as Usurp Synapse, Jerome's Dream and Saetia. In the past, Lachance have shown off these influences on their split 7" with Occam's Razor, but on this highly-anticipated 10", Lachance step up their game and reach past these influences creating a unique sound that is all their own." ---the same review?

"Decidedly impressive, do not overlook these guys if you hanker for bands that record in cupboards and ooze quality in spite of it. Utterly aces."

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Feb 18 2008 1:59 PM

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Feb 16 2008 10:08 PM

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Jan 5 2008 3:23 AM

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Jan 2 2008 10:22 AM

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Dec 29 2007 5:30 PM

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Dec 24 2007 9:32 PM

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Dec 19 2007 7:02 PM

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Dec 19 2007 7:01 PM

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Dec 16 2007 8:51 PM

kid we went to highschool with got arrested for murder today. here's his profile

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johns.





Dec 6 2007 11:20 AM

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Nov 13 2007 12:33 AM

Rodrigo





Nov 6 2007 1:49 PM

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Rodrigo





Nov 4 2007 12:33 AM

dang you aint gunna believe me...i did this offer to receive an AUTHENTIC designer bag through Coach absolutely FREE & it amazingly came in the mail!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna go real quick and grab more to wrap up as a gift..you oughta go grab some as well MWAHAH! isn't this one that came dope?



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Nov 2 2007 7:35 PM

holy smokes you're not even gunna believe this...i clicked this deal to get an AUTHENTIC desginer purse by Coach absolutely FREE and it amazingly came!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna hurry and get a few more to give to people as a present..you should go get a few as well MWAHAH! aint this one that came neat?



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Kender





Nov 1 2007 7:53 AM

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Oct 29 2007 7:57 AM

wow youre not gunna believe this...i tried this deal to get a Coach bag with a wallet totally FREE & it surprisingly came!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna go back real quick and get some more to give out as a present..you ought to go snag some too LMFAO! ain't this one that came hot?



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Oct 24 2007 7:20 PM

wow i'm so hyped! okay...you know those deals shootin to one another? me, really i was skeptic it was a hoax..., but i took a sec to do it a short time ago, for free $500 cash value that you can use at Macys, and surprisingly it did work i can't believe it. you should go here and get one too, you see...?

*Juliet*





Oct 24 2007 8:26 AM

cant believe this video got put on myspace!!! she is going to be so mad at her ex-bf when she sees this lol!!!

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Rodrigo





Oct 21 2007 4:27 PM

Kender





Oct 17 2007 4:36 AM

Rodrigo





Oct 15 2007 3:28 PM

Ms. Devin if your nasty!





Aug 29 2007 2:12 AM

ut oh, i know she wasn't supposed to put half-naked pics on her myspace page.. her parents are gonna be pissed!

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Ashley





Aug 22 2007 1:11 AM


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Jul 29 2007 11:15 PM

Lachance still kicks ass on everything
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Jul 20 2007 2:41 PM

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michelle





Jun 20 2007 10:21 AM

I saw you guys years ago when you played at balchony lights in vegas.
you were great.
too bad you fools broke up.
Jungle Mastering





May 1 2007 11:02 AM

Lachance, let us know when you need mastering
brad





Apr 30 2007 9:59 AM

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Parkview Music!





Mar 29 2007 6:50 PM

Parkview can not have shows anymore. =( However we still have the venue and a rent payment. So if your band needs any practice space let us know please. =) Glitchent.com - Free Image hosting for bands!
MRS. BLACK AKA BULMA





Mar 19 2007 10:09 AM

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I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM

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Mar 15 2007 1:22 PM


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Mar 9 2007 12:29 PM

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Feb 11 2007 4:39 AM

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Feb 5 2007 12:01 PM

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so hows the music thing goin?
Parkview Music!





Jan 27 2007 5:12 PM

Please add us again. Our other myspace (this one used
to send comment) got disabled by myspace.


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