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  • 1 year ago
  • Francisco Contreras






    los mexican

    COMO SABEMOS SI SOMOS MEXICANOS???
    EL MEXICANO NO TE GOLPEA: TE DA UN PUTAZO.


    EL MEXICANO NO SE CAE: SE DA UN CHINGADAZO.


    EL MEXICANO NO TE ORDENA: TE MANDA A HUEVO.


    EL MEXICANO NO SUFRE DE DIARREA: LE DA CHORRILLO.


    EL MEXICANO NO FRACASA: LA CAGA.


    EL MEXICANO NO SE GOLPEA: SE DA EN LA MADRE.


    EL MEXICANO NO SALE CORRIENDO: SALE EN CHINGA.


    EL MEXICANO NO TOMA SIESTAS: SE QUEDA JETÓN.


    EL MEXICANO NO RÍE HASTA MAS NO PODER: SE CAGA DE LA RISA.


    PARA EL MEXICANO NO ESTÁ DIFÍCIL: ¡¡ESTÁ CABRÓN!!
    EL MEXICANO NO ES UN TIPO TREMENDO: ¡ES UN CABRÓN!
    EL MEXICANO NO BEBE: CHUPA, CHUPA Y CHUPA HASTA QUE SE PONE COMO COLA DE AVIÒN, O SEA HASTA ATRÀS (ES UN BEBEDOR DE EXCELENCIA DE CHELA Y TEQUILA)
    EL MEXICANO NO ENTRA EN ACCIÓN: ¡SE AGARRA A MADRAZOS!
    EL MEXICANO NO ES LISTO: ES UN GENIO
    EL MEXICANO NO ES UN TIPO ALEGRE: ¡¡¡ES DE POCA MADRE!!!
    EL MEXICANO NO HACE ALGO MUY BIEN: ¡SE LA RIFA!
    EL MEXICANO NO ES CUALQUIER PERSONA: ¡¡ES EL MÁS CHINGÓN!!
    EL MEXICANO NO ES CUALQUIER PERSONA: ¡¡¡ES MEXICANO!!!
    ASÍ QUE SI ERES MEXICANO MANDA ESTO A TODOS LOS MEXICANOS QUE CONOZCAS,
    Y A LOS QUE NO SON MEXICANOS TAMBIÉN, PARA QUE SEPAN QUIENES SOMOS

    2 years ago
  • Stef. Fucking Way

    Happy B-day!! :DDD

    2 years ago
  • Stef. Fucking Way

    :D i know this might sound weird and random but....
    You looked effin HOT taken off your shirt today xD lmfao xD
    hahaha well your probably creeped out niw :[ sorry

    2 years ago
  • 2 years ago
  • Ariel Hernandez

    Haha, was it? How'd you have fun?

    2 years ago
  • Ariel Hernandez

    Hey ulises.
    como estaas.
    lmao.

    2 years ago
  • Ariel Hernandez

    Just bored...

    2 years ago
  • Ariel Hernandez

    Ulises!!!

    2 years ago
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this is ulises↓
and this is his life(:
so here's what you need to know about this one: his name's ulises obviously you should know that at least. he's 15 *02.03.94*. he's a sophomore @ NHS c/o '12, marching band *tumpet* he'll blast in your ear if you piss him off ;P ecellent player for being his age. everyone says that he's extremly quiet... i beg to differ. but he's makng his social skills better so he's not the "shy & quiet" person that people say he is. He collects hot wheels its a pretty dope collection. He plays soccer *goalie* (typical mexican right?) jkjk listens to a huge variety of music. VERY gulible. But is considerably smart for being so gulible go figure. really cool person to chill with. he hits like a girl but what can you say? :P just give him the time of day i guarantee it will be deffinatly worth your time, it was worth mine(:
-His Conscious :]
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  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Norwalk
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: High school
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Norwalk High

    • Norwalk,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    2008 to Present

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