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- Name: |
Chief Chinchilla |
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2
- Age: |
31 |
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3
- Birthday: |
None of your fuckin bizness unless u buyin me a Cadillac on my b-day |
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4
- Taken/Single: |
Single |
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5
- Whos the lucky guy/girl: |
Whatever young lady gets Chinchillized |
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- One best friend/many friends?: |
J-Zone |
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- Do you believe in soulmates?: |
Fuckouttahere |
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8
- Do you want to get married?: |
see answer #7 |
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9
- Do you want to have kids?: |
Nigga please |
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10
- If yes, how many? if no, why not?: |
see answer #9 |
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- Any siblings?: |
Nope |
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12
- Pets?: |
Only in my wardrobe, and they ain't livin no more |
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13
- Do you still live with your parents?: |
Mom Dukes. Sometimes I crash at J-Zone's crib |
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14
- If not who do you live with, if yes WHY?: |
Cause it's hard out here for a piiiiiiiimp! |
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15
- When was your last vacation?: |
When I went to the beach last week |
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- Where did you go?: |
The beach in Far Rockaway |
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- Who was with you?: |
A Chinchillette |
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- What did you do?: |
Frolic in the sand, keep a basehead away from my bike |
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- Do you smoke?: |
No |
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20
- Do you drink? |
Yeah, but J-Zone is tryin to make me quit with his lil bitch ass |
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- Do you enjoy cuddling?: |
I don't do those. |
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- What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?: |
Onion Ring Pimp under an umbrealla |
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- What is your favorite thing to do on a sunny day?: |
Onion Ring Pimp in the nude |
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- Do you like to hit the clubs, or stay in on weekends?: |
Fuck clubs. I have a no drink/no dance rule that I follow daily, so bitch, meet me in the parking lot for some pimpin |
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25
- Can you cook?: |
Cereal count? |
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26
- Can you type without looking at the keyboard?: |
What the fuck? |
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27
- Can you change a tire?: |
Yea my bike stays gettin flats when I hit those metal boards on Linden Blvd. |
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28
- Can you raise your eyebrows?: |
Yea |
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29
- Can you roll your tongue?: |
Youz a queer ass nigga askin me some shit like that. |
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30
- Can you wiggle your ears?: |
No but I'll wiggle your face with this Louisville Slugger if u don't stop askin me them dumb ass questions. |
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- Favorite piece of jewelery?: |
The kind I buy for girls and take back to the store the next morning |
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- Favorite place to relax?: |
Path Mark supermarket in the frozen food aisle |
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- Favorite person to spend a night in with?: |
Stacey Dash. When I find her we gonna be Chinchillin! |
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34
- Has anyone ever saved your life?: |
J-Zone |
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- Have you ever saved another persons life?: |
Hell no, you gonna die if it puts me at risk |
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36
- Have you ever had major surgery?: |
Nah but you gettin very nosey and I will sclapel your face of u don't stop, you could be the fuckin FEDS. |
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37
- Have you ever broken a bone?: |
Nah but I've broken a headboard bonin |
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38
- Do you work out?: |
Yea, Zone got me doin pull-ups on crosswalk signs now. |
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39
- Do you love that McDonalds is now open til 2? |
Fuck the Golden Arches, I'm White Castle you ho. |
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40
- Do you think your attractive?: |
Of Course |
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- What do you love about yourself? |
Everything...every muthafuckin thing. |
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- What do you hate most about yourself?: |
Nuthin. Ain't shit to hate. |
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- Do you accept compliments?: |
Yea. I accept paypal too |
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- What was the last compliment you got?: |
"You're the best damn lover I ever had" |
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45
- Do you think your a good friend?: |
Ask J-Zone |
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- Do you think your a good girl/boyfriend?: |
Ask my exes |
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- Whats the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you? |
One time a girl took me to Ho Ming Wok for Chinese Food. |
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- Are you addicted to myspace?: |
Fuck myspace. |
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- Do you like taking pictures?: |
No |
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- Do you like being in pictures? |
No |
