let Amy Sedaris pull a sword from her throat.Mood: exhausted
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Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

Sideshow Performer
Burlesque Producer
Professional Fire Eater, Fire Breather, Glass Eater, Bed of Nails, etc.
Furthermore, due to the adolescent behavior of a few, there will be no adds without some note of introduction first. It's only polite.
Otherwise, the usual...Obssessed with the dark, seamy underside of American pop culture -- the 10-in-1 of rock and roll, movies and style.
I can eat fire, escape from a straitjacket and pound a 4" screwdriver into my nose with a hammer in an ever so lady-like manner and some other things they don't teach you in finishing school. I have an obituary game. I've been in the society pages. I miss Joe Strummer.I can name every member of the Million Dollar Quartet. I know when a movie is so bad it's good again. And I know all sorts of interesting things and I have some funny stories. (That is of the funny, haha variety.)
My new baby:
NOT TO BE NEGATIVE, BUT YOU DROVE ME TO IT...PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME YOUR BAND -- IF I LIKE YOU, I WILL FIND YOU! I'M SICK TO DEATH OF POP/ELECTRONICA/HIP HOP/EMO BANDS WANTING TO BE PALS, SO THEY CAN CLOG THE WORLD WITH MORE BAD MUSIC.Someone who can rock and roll. Someone who gets why Las Vegas, Bugs Bunny, and John Waters are so damn funny. Someone who owns a lot of books and has read most of them. Someone who can identify in some small way with Ash (or Evil Ash), Repo Man, and Cary Grant. Someone who doesn't drink herbal teas. Someone who'll never say 'I really loved that episode of Sex and the City when...' Someone who knows all sorts of interesting things and tells funny stories. A sort of Robert Mitchum-esque, Gary Cooper-ish, Elvis-y fellow with less dependence on drugs and alchohol.
And, of course, I'm always glad to count fierce, funny women among my friends and acquaintances...
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have a nice week X)
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or tonight perhaps?
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