New album, Totally Awesome and FINE is done and available on extra special terms!!!!!!
Go to www.ladyblanche.com to download the album in its entirety for FREE.....FREE I say!!! You will see a Paypall 'DONATE' button which you can use if you are interested in contributing to my 'help me quit my restaurant job' foundation...This will be available for a limited time so go download NOW!!
The 'Please Help Me Quit My Restaurant Job' Song (aka the Totally Awesome and Fine promo video)
LIMITED EDITION CDs -- 300 total -- will be sold at live shows in homemade, signed, and numbered granny panty CD 'cases'.....
If you are interested in purchasing a CD but can't make it out to a show, send me an email at totallyprofessionalrockstar@yahoo.com and we can work it out.
What What!?! --- Lady Blanche raps about a lying, no good, slimy bastard who didn't want to live with her. They would have looked so cute in the matching flannel PJs she had ordered....
Lady Blanche sings the tune, Validate Me, an ode to 'that guy' who never called.....he was suppose to be easy....she didn't even know if she liked him but goddamnit he should have liked her!
Lady Blanche has taken over the body and soul of Tracy Shapiro and is using Tracy's voice and prodigious guitar skills to spread her demented gospel around the world. To fight this atrocity will only prove futile as Lady Blanche has set up a ridiculously powerful (and good looking) army with explicit orders to condemn any opposition to immediate Death by Spanking protocol. So are you gonna mess? Yup....thought so...
You may want to take a minute to reflect upon this momentous transition...I think that it is impossible to really understand the magnitude of what this means for our community, our country, and the human race...
Lady Blanche is a Brooklyn based singer, songwriter, and shredder. She is singlehandedly responsible for the emergence of the groundbreaking and boundary pushing Elevator Riot Gal movement. Her music is a melange of punk-twanged Tenacious D-esque compositions, not so ladylike confessionals, and stream of consciousness rambles. She puts the human condition on a pedestal and glorifies it with graceful irreverence, shitbucketloads of heart, and fervent immediacy. Her live performances are often ruckus affairs containing much laughter, an occasional tear, and more often than not, a really bad 90's cover song.
Lady Blanche has toured nationally and internationally, and was a supporting act for the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players on their summer 2009 tour. She will be back on the road throughout the US and UK this coming fall.
For booking and other inquiries you can write directly to headquarters at totallyprofessionalrockstar@yahoo.com
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We're actually going to be playing the NY Marathon on Nov 1st and would love to play a gig the day before on Halloween. If you know of any house parties or venues looking for a band, please do let us know!
Hey there. I'll be in from Ct on tues the 18th playing at Cafe Vivaldi from 7:15 to 8:15(32 Jones St off Bleeker) Love to cya if your free. Be well.......greg
GREAT show last night and thanks for letting me vent. It was nice to have an objective ear to hear my saga...even though I tried to turn it into an after school special with a lesson and shit...it was nice to chat.
Did I ever tell you you're my hero? I can't wait to see you Friday night! You're amazing lady. P.S. I got Debe Dalton & Frank Hoier booked to play a mi casa this month. "At the Cool" goes Americana. PLEASE say you'll grace us with your lovely face!
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