songs that remind you to sigh, tiny sparkles, dances that quicken your blood, a beat to snap to, blue bubbles, my martini, snapping of garters, eyelash glue, my assettes humm me to sleep.
Music
da dum, da dum. yeah yeah, uhhhh-huh. da dum da dum...
Heroes
peggy lee, zorita, gene kelley, nina, 'retha,
and of course all those that have graced Lady Rizo's presence --Trutha Darrah, Baroness Von Harmer, Ruby Sunrise, Chi Chi Jones, the great sparkle, ta ta tamborina, baby g, chilli pepperona, X Calibur, Lu Lu, Slappy Fish, Slim Leghorn, Our Lady J, Squeeks, Red Monsta, Tubby Chang,
Featuring the one and only Lady Rizo, the razor sharp Assettes Orchestra, and the twinkling stars of the night: Truth O'Darra, Sparkle, Baronass Von Harmer, Gigi Bonbon, and Lottie & Dottie Tittsworth!
As always, there'll also be special appearances to keep you guessing...
LADY RIZO & THE ASSETTES
Join comedienne and chanteuse Lady Rizo as she hosts a bevy of beauties in an evening of vintage cabaret with a little more 'bang' for your buck... A tight 4-piece live band accompanies the Lady in old standards, 80's and 90's pop, soul ballads, and french odes d'amour. The Assettes astound with elegant yet tintilating strip teases, mesmerizing with each flick of hip. With Lady Rizo's unpredictable antics and special guests from the world over, you'll never see the same show twice.
"Lady Rizo definitely has the most refined and erudite assettes I've ever encountered."--Moby
"Lady Rizo & the Assettes is the sexiest thing I've seen in New York in a long time.,br> You will blush and laugh and you might even get touched if you sit close enough."-- Adam Rapp
"It made me want to eat pussy!" --Anonymous gay man
"I loved it. And I hate everything." Mark Morris
Who I'd like to meet: You, beauty.. come get lost in lady rizo and the assettes. and if you re looking for a gypsy life we might take you on a magic ride in our red convertible bus.
Thursday, October 29th The Slipper Room, $5 2 sets starting at 10.30pm
Hosted by Hula Hoop Queen Miss Saturn and featuring Clams Casino and Nasty Canasta
Live 7 piece band playing original music and very scary rock classics like Alice Cooper, KISS and Blue Oyster Cult.
Mary "Freakin" Feaster: electric bass guitar Sean "On It" Dixon: drums Chuck "Disco" MacKinnan: trumpet Maria Christina: tenor saxophone Tina Hot Tina: baritone saxophone Natalie "Cupcake" Cressman: trombone Viva "Guitar" DeConcini: guitar and vocals
Saturday, October 31st, FREE Paprika plays the Park Slope children's parade. Meet at 6.30 on 7th Avenue and 12th street. Halloween is real for children and me and maybe you?
Get a babysitter, peoples...
...because Rock & Roll Burlesque is back on the scene this weekend and then we'll be gone again until August 13th.
Monday, July 6th at The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street at the Corner of Stanton on Manhattan's Lower East Side
Doors at 8.00, Show at 8.30. $5 cover
with Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda and Miss Saturn!
Full 7 piece band featuring
Sean "Baby Boy" Dixon on the Drums
Mary "Freakin'" Feaster on the Electric Bass Guitar
Viva "Guitar Viva" on Guitar and Singing
Chuck "The Mac" MacKinnan on Trumpet
Matt Moon on Saxophone
David Gibson on the Trombone &
Matt Katz-Bohen on the Synths and Sounds
LuvLuvLuvLuvLuvLuv
Viva
www.electricviva.com
Friendly reminder to come out and see me and my 7 piece band teamed up with some AMAZING people culminating in a night of original rock music and sexxxxxy stripping, dancing and hula-hooping!!
Thursday May 14th, 10:30- 2 sets and only 5 bucks!! The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street at Stanton on Manhattan's Lower East Side
That's Right! Oh yes. Me and my 7-piece band are teaming up with the amazing Hula-Hoop Queen Miss Saturn to bring you night of Original Rock Music and Sexy Sexy Sexy Stripping and Dancing featuring Clams Casino and Darlinda Just Darlinda.
Pinch me--is this really my life?
Come on out this Thursday, May 14th at the Slipper Room Two sets starting pretty sharply at 10.30 pm.
The band features:
Mary "Freakin" Feaster on the Electric Bass Guitar Sean "On it" Dixon on the Drums Chuck The MacKinnon on the Trumpet Tina "Bo Bina" Richarson on the Tenor Saxophone Young Danny Lubin on the Slide Trombone and Matt Katz-Bohen on the Synthesizer
+ + + It only costs $5. The Slipper Room is located at
167 Orchard Street at Stanton on Manhattan's Lower East Side
Sunday, May 3rd, 8. 30 pm Rose's Live Music 345 Grand Street Brooklyn Seven piece band! $5 Suggested Donation
Wednesday, May 6th Independent Music Awards with Ekayani Chamberlain Wicked Willy's 149 Bleeker b/w Thompson and Laguardia Evening starts at 8 pm, We play at 10, $8 Power Trio!
Thank you Living Goddess, I am grateful to share your friendship. May the beauty of your life become more visible to you, that you may glimpse your wild divinity!
Hey!!! Thanks for adding me.....you and Amber look like you are having a killer time in NY...makes me want to hop a plane and come see a show. Was back in Newport for opening weekend of Cherry Orchard, saw your dad and others. Keep in touch and give Amber a big hug.
