GeneralGuns. Also, that Metal Slug 2 game they have at that shitty Chinese dump up the street. Heavy Machinegun, baby.
MusicWhatever drowns out people dying. I've been rocking Red Fraction by Mel a fuckton lately. It's pretty good. Also gotta throw props out to Guitar Wolf. That shit is definitely my style.
MoviesThe Wild Bunch, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Leon the Professional, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Fulltime Killer, Snatch, Desperado, Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Oh, and Army of Darkness- Now that asshole knew how to use a shotgun. Smoking Aces sucked, though. That one lesbian bitch missed like 90 fucking times with that Barrett M82. What the shit.
TelevisionCowboy Bebop. What? Shut the fuck up, I'll watch cartoons if I fucking want. Power Rangers. Ask me why in person- I'll give you a nice refreshing cup of bullets to help chase down the retarded question you just vomited up.
About me:.. .. .. What the shit is this fuck?
Man, why the hell do I have to fill out this crap? Company profiles my ass. Rock should be the one doing this shit, I don’t care what the hell Dutch says. Last time I checked, the Lagoon Company transports a bunch of seedy cargo from point A to point B for a bunch of assholes who pay us like we were some cheap Phuket street hookers. Well, sis pays decent, but she knows quality when she sees it. No, if I wanted to be doing this crap, I’d be working one of those prissy little pleasure boat cruises that ferries a bunch of brainless Western tourists around Phang Nga Bay. Least then I could get all the booze I could drink. Hell, that might not be so bad! Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’d wind up shooting half of them twits before we left the friggin’ dock.
Who I'd like to meet:That bitch, Rock. He owes me six bucks. Bastard.
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- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: NYC
- Body type: Athletic
- Ethnicity: Asian
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Occupation: Gunslinger