LAINE KENISTON: VOCALS Y VOCALS, BASS, SNAPS. Half-Portuguese sex bomb laying down sick lines, smoky vocals and snaps. You can usually find her wearing glasses and making sandwiches. Might be getting some.
ASHLEY THOMAS: UKE, BACKGROUND VOCALS& MASTER MIXER. Curlyhead 1/4 Sicilian sex-educator, breaking it down like you would not believe; always ready to get down. Might be getting some.
Influences
we often find ourselves propositioning various gentlemen and in our vanquishment we write songs.
beer.
substance and substances.
cigarettes.
masturbation.
feminism.
robots.
titties.
robot titties.
friends.
what are we doing with our lives?
We are conjoined twins that were separated at birth. Having been born in Romania where conjoined females are socially ostracized, we had to be torn apart. We were left to live our lives as females with only 1/2 a vagina, 1 1/2 lungs, one arm, and one leg.
We have finally found each other again in our young adult years. We have found our other half vag, lungs, and limbs and you know, life is good.
i wuv you girls. there is no way i could forget about you and i can't wait to see both of you soon(i'll be up next friday?). definitely the coolest duo i know, serious. frisky mania when i get back. oh and laine i thought you were sending me a huge email? maybe that was canceled out post phone conversation today. anyway, you're all lovely.
You 2 r 2oo much. I love 'fucked up'. i can't get that song out of my head. Unfortunately, i can hear a smoker's rasp in your voice Ladybug. Go ladies... xoxoxoo
i'll sign the papers and make it happen:) i love you guys. when im drunk next time will you play some songs and sing to me, seriously? thats all i want right now.
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