Lainie
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41 years old
HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 12/18/2009
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    Lainie's Interests
GeneralAnything thats different, interesting and edgy. I love movies, music, books, magazines, vintage clothes, platform shoes, clubs, cool divey bars, restaurants, places where I can smoke cigarettes in the tri-state area, happenings, galleries, museums, arthouses, the occasional murder/looting spree.
MusicI'm a New Jersey working class rock n roll girl. I'm a Beatles freak first and foremost. After thats its all British invasion stuff, The Stones, The Who, The Kinks and Cream. I also love R&B -- I'm really big on Stevie Wonder and Etta James. I love all music from 70s, Glam, Disco, Soul, Punk, Rock you name it, its the decade of everything sacred to me, including platform shoes. I also love Kate Nash, The Fratellis, Wolfmother, The Brazilian Girls, Jonathan Richmond, Beck, Sleater-Kinney Stereolab, Belle & Sebastian, The Scissor Sisters, Fatboy Slim, The Pharcyde, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul. On and on it could go. The very best present anyone could give me would to burn me a mixed CD of your favorite music or music you think I'd dig.
MoviesAnything and everything indie. I'm a movie nut and it would take me too long to tell you everything. I love Mike Leigh especially, I'll watch anything he does. I also love old movies from the 30s and 40s for the beautiful clothes and hair. Freaks by Todd Browning would be on my top five for sure. I love Robert Altman's stuff from the 70s. I love crazy, gross out comedy, the lower grade the better. I love ..aries like Grey Gardens and An American Movie. Horror is always cool with me. Spinal Tap still makes me laugh my ass off.
TelevisionIf there's any kind of profile on any kind of crime,mental hospitals or prison you best believe I'll watch it. Otherwise I'm into The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Deadwood, everything on Adult Swim and a lot of stuff on Animal Planet and Court TV. Oh and Project Runway, Top Chef and America's Next Top Model, thats like watching porn for me. But I don't keep up with TV so well, I'm not home enough and watch everything in the middle of the night.
BooksIts very extreme. I love the homespun goodness of Anne Tyler but I'm also a hard core Charles Bukowski fan. I have about six bookshelves in my home, so yes I read a lot of everything.
HeroesJohn Lennon, Charles Bukowksi, my Mom (who gave me attitude), my Dad (who gave me a philosophy) and my Sister (who gave me style)and Amelia Bedelia, I've patterned my entire life after that delightful, nutty, little maid.
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     Lainie's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:North Bergen, NJ
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Publicist/Writer/Rebel Rouser



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About me:
I'm the proud publicist of Penthouse Magazine and I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have found just the right place for me. Been in the adult industry since age of 22 and can't imagine doing anything else, or anything else where I actually get paid anyway. I'm also a writer, I have a monthly column in Girls of Penthouse, and have so far written three books: Naked Ambition, Threesomes and the latest Hot Games will be released Summer of 2009. I have absolutely nothing to complain about. I got a great job, great family, great friends, great apartment, what can I say I'm just the Hippie Golightly of New York City.


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I'd love to meet anyone connected with the media that is interested in my gorgeous Penthouse Pets on whether its radio, television, print or web. I love my sweet girls so much, they're a great bunch of young ladies, all smart, all sexy, all nothing but fun, fun, fun. We tour all over the country so if you're interested in having me and my pack of merry Pets in your town, definitely let me know, we bring the party everywhere we go.

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