playing word games with wwpj and andylyon, being a sexy linguist -italiano and deutsch JA!, receiving presents - a rarity, writing, thinking up romantic scenarios which will never happen,sexy boots, 80s and early 90s supermodels (cindy crawford and christy turlington over gemma 'the alien' ward and lily 'chipmunk cheeks' cole any day), karl pilkington, sweaty situations, dancing, tapas, messy hair, disorderly people, short shorts, chelsea, trashy europeans, getting revenge, ridiculous people, irvine welsh, being a detective, drunks, spastics, haute couture and being upside down.
Music
MUSIC
Movies
i like all the usual decent ones. i generally can't watch a film more than once, i don't know why i bother buying them.
Television
"look here junior, don't you be so happy. and for heaven's sake, don't you be so sad"
Books
lolita, gatsby, porno, filth, virgin suicides, running with scissors, on beauty, picture of dorian gray, pride and prejudice, anything by marquez. tonnes more.
i read and failed to enjoy "the perks of being a wallflower" and "the lovely bones". the former is overly-lauded by pretentious wee dicks who like to think that they are misunderstood. richard and judy told me to read the latter and i'd just like to say : rick and jude, i love you, but you can shove your book club and its endorsement of twee literature right up your arses. or in between judy's boobs. but there's probably less chance of me seeing up your bums.
Heroes
people who are perpetually cheery - they get on my tits, but i admire them.
Hi. We're playing The Classic Grand on Friday with some other swell folks. It's 4 pounds from us. If you'd like to come hit us up and we'll sort you some tickets.
Thank you for your opinions, I was genuinely curious to know what you thought of Fearne Cotton, the rest just.. seemed to fit into a cotton theme I guess? Her VOICE is awful, sounds like a horse with a cold, scoffing truffles. But I do find myself secretly a little envious of her in some ways. I am undecided. xxx
Good thanks! How's yersel? Not been to any gigs for a while, going to see Endor and Fanfarlo on Friday though. Got some of my photos and stuff featured on the glasgowpodcART. com website which is quite exciting!
Oh dear. You so kindly enquired as to the nature of my plight a week ago now. And I am only just replying. I am very sorry. It was/ is rubbish work-related nonsense that is ruining my happiness, very dull and does not a good story make. I'm interested to know your opinion on the following, if you would be so kind as to indulge me... 1. Fearne Cotton. 2. Anthony Cotton. 3. Cotton wool.
Thank you in advance. Do my nosey investigations inform me correctly that you're doing a week at The Skinny?
