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Lance Alan

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  • Daniel Persson

    Hi,
    new album now available on itunes.
    Pirateblues

    7 months ago
  • KAVA KAVA

    Hello! Hope you are well. Please check out our new video "Clarity" You may like the lyrics - "got my eye on you 0-<" !!

    2 years ago
  • rcp Rosedale community

    You coming to auditions?

    2 years ago
  • John Monad - ology

    I don't know butchie instead


    2 years ago
  • Lish

    Thanks for coming out to Kickers last night! Great to see you and your harem. :)

    2 years ago
  • 3 years ago
  • crystal

    Hey man, Happy New Year!! It was great seeing you over the weekend, we should do that more often. Oh yeah, by the way, your tit's look great Lance...LOL

    3 years ago
  • sarah

    Happy Birthday, Lance! Here's hoping it was spectacular...

    3 years ago
  • Beverly

    Happy Winter Solstice/Birthday..

    Happy  Winter Solstice Pictures, Images and Photos

    3 years ago
  • Amy Arena

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    3 years ago
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About me:

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wise sucker
honest thief
brilliant buffoon
gentle masochist

Mostly water. Runs on electricity. Generates electricity by consuming a variety of fuel. Following conversion by the digestive and respiratory systems, respectively, fuel is delivered to cells via the circulatory system. Same system takes waste away. A brilliantly efficient system. In the cells, mitochondria convert fuel into energy. Energy is used to create necessary electricity. A regular generator. Also produces minute amounts of radiation. Temperature 98.6 F. Electric impulses in the brain shoot through the nervous system and stimulate the muscles. Muscles contract and relax. Body moves. One foot in front of the other. Goes here. Goes there. Participates. Observes. Leads. Follows. Interferes. Does nothing at all. Constantly sheds stratum corneum layer of the epidermis. Stirs up approximately one million particles of dust every five minutes. After sixteen hours or so, wears down. Lays down. Rests. Revitalizes. A critical step. As critical as consuming fuel. While resting, distorts observations and participations and weaves them into an unfinished tapestry.

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Occupation: Dreamer

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